UK readers?

[juicyjinjams]

Hi Juicy

In my professional opinion, I think I need to see a photo....

Otherwise I recommend lots of practice, starting with a 3some

Do you now........... .......and who are you?......dr banana?

 

[juicyjinjams]

Do you now........... .......and who are you?......dr banana?

Oh, and Dr T Banana, should I ask the two guys for their measurements? .........and how do I know if I can manage them?
any advice?

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, please

 

[TopBanana]

I think you're probably juicy enough to handle anything.

 

[TopBanana]

However, to make sure, my measuring device is always available

 

[spyman]

ready for the exam!

Juicy and Shy,

I said I had a probe. It's attached to my mouth and I'll have to probe both front and back to be sure. I'm pretty sure Pops and T Banana have similar probes. After sufficient probing, ie. getting you two wetter than hell, then it's drilling time. I'm sure among the three of us, we can reach all depths Then after all is said and done, guess what ladies? It'll be time for a second opinion! GIDIUP!

 

[TopBanana]

With all that drilling, we're bound to strike juice and LOTS of it.

 

[Miss_Shy_Newcastle]

*shivering*

I've been sat on this couch for hours waiting to be examined, Juicy walks in and gets seen straight away!! What am I doing wrong?!

 

[spyman]

We'll just have to use the probes again!

 

[Miss_Shy_Newcastle]

We'll just have to use the probes again!

Yes, please do, Dr Spyman!!

 

[TopBanana]

Well, Miss Shy

Join the party and instead of a gangbang, we can have an orgy

 

[spyman]

ORGY, sounds great. The more the merrier. My better half is getting fired up, says we're going to have to save up for a trip to merry ol' England! That's just more juice for he mix. I don't know which is harder my probe or my drill. LOL

 

[Miss_Shy_Newcastle]

BUMP!!

Happy long weekend UK

 

[Nomean_feet]

'Lo all from the UK...

This is my first post on the message boards, and I doubt that I'll be posting very frequently 'cos I can't get much access to the net. Just wanted to say a big HI to all the dudes from the UK; I'm a Uni student from Leeds.

That's about it basically, all u guys rock!

Anyways, I get to use email quite frequently so anybody gets the time, send me one, it'd be much appreciated and leviate the boredom of University for me a little. Hehe, later dudes

 

[LorriLove]

'Lo all from the UK...

This is my first post on the message boards, and I doubt that I'll be posting very frequently 'cos I can't get much access to the net. Just wanted to say a big HI to all the dudes from the UK; I'm a Uni student from Leeds.

That's about it basically, all u guys rock!

Anyways, I get to use email quite frequently so anybody gets the time, send me one, it'd be much appreciated and leviate the boredom of University for me a little. Hehe, later dudes

hiya nomean honey, welcome to the luny bin hiya each peeps else

 

[spyman]

Hi Lorri,

I have something hard for you to sit on.

 

[LorriLove]

Hi Lorri,

I have something hard for you to sit on.

nice!!!!!!!!!!! i'm in the mood spyman honey, i've been watching a live show this evening it's called lap riding and she loved it.

 

[clevatreva]

nice!!!!!!!!!!! i'm in the mood spyman honey, i've been watching a live show this evening it's called lap riding and she loved it.

"My lap's available!" he shouts excitedly. "Shall I unzip or will you?"

Hi all. Guess you all enjoying the long weekend hence the way this thread needs a bump. Haven't been on lately because of work so just a general hello for now. Plus of course abject apologies ( arse-licking ) to Juicy. Afraid Juicy always synonomous in my mind with Lucy. A cracking bit of stuff I met in the West country a few years back. My cock was never allowed to rest.
Those were the days.
Hope to catch up with you all soon. Are you still getting bored Shy?

 

[Miss_Shy_Newcastle]

"My lap's available!" he shouts excitedly. "Shall I unzip or will you?"

Hi all. Guess you all enjoying the long weekend hence the way this thread needs a bump. Haven't been on lately because of work so just a general hello for now. Plus of course abject apologies ( arse-licking ) to Juicy. Afraid Juicy always synonomous in my mind with Lucy. A cracking bit of stuff I met in the West country a few years back. My cock was never allowed to rest.
Those were the days.
Hope to catch up with you all soon. Are you still getting bored Shy?

Not tonight i'm not

 

[pop_54]

Not tonight i'm not

And I'm so glad to hear that sweet shy girl

 

[clevatreva]

Not tonight i'm not

I suppose you dissecting your Easter eggs. Or is someone doing it for you? Have to catch up with you another time when I'm not half asleep.

 

[pop_54]

"My lap's available!" he shouts excitedly. "Shall I unzip or will you?"

Hi all. Guess you all enjoying the long weekend hence the way this thread needs a bump. Haven't been on lately because of work so just a general hello for now. Plus of course abject apologies ( arse-licking ) to Juicy. Afraid Juicy always synonomous in my mind with Lucy. A cracking bit of stuff I met in the West country a few years back. My cock was never allowed to rest.
Those were the days.
Hope to catch up with you all soon. Are you still getting bored Shy?

Take care inviting Lorri to get on your lap trev... Oh dear... the words sucked in and blown out in bubbles spring to mind

Now I'm going in case she's on line and spots this.

 

[clevatreva]

Take care inviting Lorri to get on your lap trev... Oh dear... the words sucked in and blown out in bubbles spring to mind

Now I'm going in case she's on line and spots this.

Cheers Pop. I've got a hard hat (?) a flahlight & 200 feet of best quality rope just in case!

"Dive, dive, incoming missiles!"
Think I might follow your lead mate.

 

[pop_54]

Cheers Pop. I've got a hard hat (?) a flahlight & 200 feet of best quality rope just in case!

"Dive, dive, incoming missiles!"
Think I might follow your lead mate.

*Pokes head gingerly round corner to see if the coast is clear*

Best get another 100 feet of rope mate, and mind you obey the keep left bollard just inside... might be some poor bastard trying to get out.

*Vanishes rapidly*

 

[Suborner]

Another Londoner...

How are you guys ?

25 years old married mediterranean man here. I'm glad I've found Lit. I am sure it'll add spice to my life

 

[pop_54]

Re: Another Londoner...

How are you guys ?

25 years old married mediterranean man here. I'm glad I've found Lit. I am sure it'll add spice to my life

Glad to hear that suborner... we love to spice people's lives up... don't we crew?? Welcome