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Welcome Suborner, Hey Pops and Clev.

All this talk about rope reminds me of the end of an old joke where the last guy says, "Hey, if you guys help me find my car keys, we'll drive out!" lol Lorri dear.
 
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'Ex pat' welshman living on the south coast.

Enjoy the site very much.

We could do with a few more brits here if only to get some threads going.

Biut its worldwide so everyones welcome providing they like erotica!
 
hey all, happy easter... hope the long weekend is being fun.. in all senses!
 
tarih said:
uk reader and writer ;), drop me a line, especially ladies

Hmm... Bit damn sexist there tarih:D Welcome to the madhouse:cool: Hope you enjoy your stay, and post a link to you writings for the ladies;)
 
hotnhorny818 said:
Hey

I'm an extremely horny girl from N.Ireland

J

I just love hot and horny girls from NI:devil: :D :rose: So tell me more lovely one???
 
How come all the horny women are more than a drive away :(

Hi HotnHorny, welcome to LIT!

:nana: :nana: :nana:
 
TopBanana said:
How come all the horny women are more than a drive away :(

Hi HotnHorny, welcome to LIT!

:nana: :nana: :nana:

We can share the driving if the horny darling's up for it mate:devil: :D
 
pop_54 said:
We can share the driving if the horny darling's up for it mate:devil: :D

Sneaks in looking for spare Easter eggs & finds new horny woman! Wanna split the driving three ways Pop? Hi all. Greetings to newcomers. Enjoy the rest of the holiday. Early to bed tonight for the wrong reason.........work, curse of the common people. Catch up with you all later. :mad: :mad: :mad:
 
Hey everyone.

I'm in the east midlands myself and after a day of feasting on eastereggs decided to make my persence known in this thread. I'm going to be spending a fair while online over the next few months due to work so thought I'd try chatting to some of you lurrvely british women at every oppertunity. Feel free to pm me.
 
Hello to all you Uk'ers

Hello, and happy easter to all of you I know already :p :devil:

.........and a big Juicy welcome to all of you who have joined the thread while I've been away:cool: :)

.......I've just got back from Paris........ and I've been a naughty girl:( ....... it was SOOOOO great:) :p

.....I'm sure I'll be letting out the very juicy details as time passes......... in the meanwhile, I have to quickly go shopping before the shops shut.........and get the laundry done:( ........ and catch up with some sleep.........phwaaaaaarrrrrr:)

............mmmmmmm, happy for a short while................:)

Juicy xxxxx
 
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juicyjinjams said:
Hello, and happy easter to all of you I know already :p :devil:

.........and a big Juicy welcome to all of you who have joined the thread while I've been away:cool: :)

.......I've just got back from Paris........ and I've been a naughty girl:( ....... it was SOOOOO great:) :p

.....I'm sure I'll be letting out the very juicy details as time passes......... in the meanwhile, I have to quickly go shopping before the shops shut.........and get the laundry done:( ........ and catch up with some sleep.........phwaaaaaarrrrrr:)

............mmmmmmm, happy for a short while................:)

Juicy xxxxx

ps: actually I think I'm more horny than ever now..........help!!!!!
 
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juicyjinjams said:
ps: actually I think I'm more horny than ever now..........help!!!!!


Why did it take me so long to see this post!

Maybe 'cause I was too busy eating Easter eggs!
 
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fresh_air_2000 said:
Why did it take me so long to see this post!

Maybe 'cause I was too busy eating Easter eggs!

*pant, pant......*

....are you gonna help me please.....??:devil: :p :)
 
Juicy, Juicy,

I'd give you all that I have, as many times as my heart would allow if we didn't have an ocean between us.:p :devil: :kiss:
 
Hi all,

I really need all of your help. I've got writer's block and I'd like a British opinion. I'm trying to finish the series I've witten[Secrets of the Amazon] but can't determine what to do with my character Mary. She is facing a situation where she wants to get pregnant to this married black fellow who her husband,Donnie, has knocked up his wife. I'll go with your vote. Should she get pregnant or not. Please take into consideration Donnie is not a cuckold and does not want her to get pregnant.
We have some real whiners over here and I don't want there input.
Thanks in advance.:D
 
I dont want her to get pregnant either.Don't know why.


Probably typical male response :D
 
I vote that she gets pregnant, but then both women leave their husbands and set up a love nest together :p
 
Sneaks in looking for spare Easter eggs & finds new horny woman! Wanna split the driving three ways Pop? Hi all. Greetings to newcomers. Enjoy the rest of the holiday. Early to bed tonight for the wrong reason.........work, curse of the common people. Catch up with you all later.

Well the more the merrier is what I say just make sure you take equal turns in driving wouldn't want anyone to be overtired ;)
 
C'mon gang, I need your help. So far I only have two votes, one yes and one no. Mary's getting itchy, what should she do?:devil:
 
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