UK readers?

[mark197205]

WooHoo, i'd love to see BJB dressed as a cheerleader, tight tops and short skirt!

I'll second that!!

 

[Plasmacaster]

I want to see BJB on the side of the field jumping up and down, waving her pompoms and jiggling everything else. Then we'll get to see Plas whip out his big katana....

Air rifle? Anything that shoots a hundred yards is unsportsmanlike in my book.

Suddenly we have the plotline for a very bad porno film. I dont mind being the star though

As for air rifles, I prefer melee combat but it never hurts to be able to pop someone's eye open at a distance.

ewwww!

 

[zukethecuke]

Suddenly we have the plotline for a very bad porno film. I dont mind being the star though

Most porno films anymore don't have plot lines at all.... it's just wall-to-wall sex. I much prefer getting to know the characters, their situations, their strengths and weaknesses, and THEN watching them fuck their brains out for an hour or two.

 

[Nemasis Enforcer]

Hi everyone,

Having mini emergency with my mum tonight so if I seem to disapear then don't worry about it just had to see to her

Hope you all ok

 

[pop_54]

Hi everyone,

Having mini emergency with my mum tonight so if I seem to disapear then don't worry about it just had to see to her

Hope you all ok

Mum's are important Nem... how you doing mate anyway.

 

[pop_54]

Most porno films anymore don't have plot lines at all.... it's just wall-to-wall sex. I much prefer getting to know the characters, their situations, their strengths and weaknesses, and THEN watching them fuck their brains out for an hour or two.

You are so right mate... some plastic tit bimbo with one brain cell and a shaved twat as though trying to impersonate a 10 yr old... a couple of brain dead muscle men with dick extensions... and it's insert rod 'A' into slot 'B' and shake it about until it's sick, making occasional neanderthal grunts while doing so.

What the freek hapened to natural looking birds and blokes who could talk about sex and wind the audience up a bit before inserting said rod 'A' into slot 'B'.

 

[Ask For More]

Suddenly we have the plotline for a very bad porno film. I dont mind being the star though

As for air rifles, I prefer melee combat but it never hurts to be able to pop someone's eye open at a distance.

ewwww!

Where's your moustache?

 

[Marsipanne]

I was inventing porno story-lines when I was around 11. I was a very perverted child, I think. I didn't even know the mechanics of sex, but I sorta understood the politics of it. Quite bizarrely, I wrote a story about an abused wife when I was 7. Nowadays I write totally different stuff, but I wrote more serious fiction when I was little!

Plasma, love the coat and sword!! And you have long hair! Woohoo, long hair rules man.

I'm still mush-brained by the way, so I won't be saying anything serious for a while.. I'm like this whenever I have a new crush. It's really bad.. my friends are used to it by now. You know that heart-wrenching feeling you get when you think about someone you care about a lot? I had that today, thinking about Kui. Am I crazy???? To be perfectly honest, Kui is a totally sick character!! First of all, he has a crush on his half-brother. He kisses his brother when he's asleep. He gets jealous of girls who get attention from his bro. Then, he falls in love with his half-sister, then finds out she's NOT his half-sister (and they almost have sex) but then they find out they are actually half-siblings. It's because their mother slept around a lot, the whole parentage thing is kind uncertain).

He doesn't even look like a man! Okay, he's got a male body obviously, but his face is so fminine, and the way he moves is altogether too feline to be masculine. He's very tall though (188 cm). He has a really beautiful profile though. The curve of his nose and lips is just...guh. I'm mad!! Far too fickle to be healthy!

http://iamjoe.fateback.com/img/wallpaper/15070_187223_2.jpg

(front view)

http://iamjoe.fateback.com/img/wallpaper/13015_163069.jpg

(sorta profile)

http://iamjoe.fateback.com/img/wallpaper/200451823364091445.jpg

(with really long hair. this is my current wallpaper)

http://iamjoe.fateback.com/img/wallpaper/KUI.jpg

(curly girly hair--which is his own!!! isn't it beautiful? He's the latest break-out heart-throb type in china/taiwan. )

http://iamjoe.fateback.com/img/wallpaper/redraw6.jpg

and appreciate the hair again.



..

told you I would speak nonsense for ages.

 

[Plasmacaster]

You like my long hair? You should have seen it back in january. It was down to my waist.

BTW, i can't access your pics Marsipanne.

 

[Plasmacaster]

Ah, it seems so long ago that I was trying to translate the plotline of a strange German porno.

Plotlines in themselves are entertaining because everyone knows that they're just filler between the sex. And usually its pretty funny watching porn actors try to act anything other than porn.

 

[Plasmacaster]

Yaaaaay! I have an avatar! Everyone cheer!

 

[Nemasis Enforcer]

Hi everyone,

Well just heard today is national Dating Day, lol

Hope you all got someone to celebrate it with

How you all doing today...

Love the AV btw Plasmacaster

 

[zukethecuke]

I was inventing porno story-lines when I was around 11. I was a very perverted child, I think. I didn't even know the mechanics of sex, but I sorta understood the politics of it. Quite bizarrely, I wrote a story about an abused wife when I was 7. Nowadays I write totally different stuff, but I wrote more serious fiction when I was little!

I couldn't access the pages you referenced, either, Marsipanne, but I would like to read a synopsis of your early porno plotlines. Go ahead and write one up as your next post.

---rant alert---

Porn really went downhill when video came in. When porn was shot on 35mm film it cost a fortune, very little was made, and great attention was paid to the production values. Video cost next to nothing, anyone could make one, and anyone did, with awful production values (no plot, no acting, often not enough light -- Light! Pretty basic ingredient in photography you'd think!). The older films often had too much music during the sex scenes, and it was great at first to hear the moaning and groaning, but that devolved into the non-stop, non-varying, non-believable gasps we get now. I'm ready to go back to bad surf guitar.

---end rant---

So, Marsipanne, tell us what YOU would do to discourage your screen-pretty-boy's inappropriate interests? Hmm? How would you distract him? How would you reward him? You've got another plotline opportunity here.....

-Z.

 

[LorriLove]

Hi everyone,

Well just heard today is national Dating Day, lol

Hope you all got someone to celebrate it with

How you all doing today...

Love the AV btw Plasmacaster

hiya nem honey, how's yu

 

[BigJuicyBabe]

I like the pompoms you've got now

Aww thanks honey, want me to give them a quick shake?

 

[BigJuicyBabe]

I want to see BJB on the side of the field jumping up and down, waving her pompoms and jiggling everything else. Then we'll get to see Plas whip out his big katana....

Air rifle? Anything that shoots a hundred yards is unsportsmanlike in my book.

Star jumps zuke?

 

[BigJuicyBabe]

WooHoo, i'd love to see BJB dressed as a cheerleader, tight tops and short skirt!

well it just so happens i'm rather fond of fancy dress...

 

[BigJuicyBabe]

I'll second that!!

I'll probably need a hand to get out of that outfit afterwards

 

[lomouk]

wwwwww

wwwwwww

 

[BigJuicyBabe]

Suddenly we have the plotline for a very bad porno film. I dont mind being the star though

As for air rifles, I prefer melee combat but it never hurts to be able to pop someone's eye open at a distance.

ewwww!

Or a very good porno with a very bad plot?

 

[Marsipanne]

Yeah, the links don't work.
Gr.
Maybe copying and pasting will work?
I actually have avatars switched off so I can't see any, but congrats plasma!!!

 

[LLs Man]

Shameless post-count upping going on here

Hi to everyone on this thread too, just in case someone comes in here & not in the one in the Playground! Any other Yorkies around?

 

[Plasmacaster]

Not in york but in the general area.

Thanks for the congrats Marsipanne nice to know I'm well loved

It could be a very good porno, but just as long as its early in the morning. I'm always at my best first thing

 

[Nemasis Enforcer]

Hi everyone,

Hello and welcome to lomouk and LLs Man... hope you will both enjoy it here and post anytime you like, always nice to see new posters

Hi Lorri Im doing ok Love.. how about you??

Im sort of close to York... in Barnsley

Hope everyone is having a good night so far on National Date Day, lol

 

[Plasmacaster]

Unfortunately If i was having a good National Date Day, I wouldn't be posting on this website. I would be out trying to seduce someone. Anyone will do, I dont have high standards lol