UK readers?

[mark197205]

Lol, most folks I know would just pick me up in one hand and hold me at arms length if I fought fairly !

And the problem being?

 

[WantonWitch]

And the problem being?

people like you are the reason I don't fight fair !

 

[mark197205]

people like you are the reason I don't fight fair !

Awwww, diddums!!

 

[WantonWitch]

Awwww, diddums!!

Watch it or I'll bite your kneecaps

 

[mark197205]

Watch it or I'll bite your kneecaps

Yeah yeah..

 

[zukethecuke]

Lol, most folks I know would just pick me up in one hand and hold me at arms length if I fought fairly !

Oh, my.

The very thought makes me want to pick you up in both hands, though not at arm's length. sigh Maybe it's just as well you aren't within commuting distance.....

 

[WantonWitch]

Oh, my.

The very thought makes me want to pick you up in both hands, though not at arm's length. sigh Maybe it's just as well you aren't within commuting distance.....

Like 'em small do you Zuke

 

[zukethecuke]

Like 'em small do you Zuke

Like 'em any way I can get 'em. But small is especially appealing.

 

[WantonWitch]

Like 'em any way I can get 'em. But small is especially appealing.

I see wonders where her 4inch heels are

 

[zukethecuke]

I see wonders where her 4inch heels are

It's the slim figure that I like, not (merely) the short stature.

Besides, a 5'-1" woman in 4" heels is still a 5'-1" woman.

 

[WantonWitch]

It's the slim figure that I like, not (merely) the short stature.

Besides, a 5'-1" woman in 4" heels is still a 5'-1" woman.

Oh well, I tried........... I'm not eating more just for you

 

[zukethecuke]

Oh well, I tried........... I'm not eating more just for you

Not eating more.... what an interesting concept.... maybe I should try it some day.

 

[WantonWitch]

Not eating more.... what an interesting concept.... maybe I should try it some day.

Why ? Do you eat more than you should ?

 

[zukethecuke]

Why ? Do you eat more than you should ?

Yes.

Well, food, anyway.

I'm 6'-0", and between 185 and 190 lb., so not outrageously overweight, but I'd look better if I lost 15 pounds. The perils of a desk job -- no exercise.

 

[WantonWitch]

Yes.

Well, food, anyway.

I'm 6'-0", and between 185 and 190 lb., so not outrageously overweight, but I'd look better if I lost 15 pounds. The perils of a desk job -- no exercise.

6' swoons.........Oooops.... sorry um yeah, no exercise.... bad

 

[zukethecuke]

6' swoons.........Oooops.... sorry um yeah, no exercise.... bad

Ahem. I'll also have to start standing up straighter....

 

[WantonWitch]

Ahem. I'll also have to start standing up straighter....

MMmmm, stand up to your inches Zuke, just something about a tall guy

 

[zukethecuke]

MMmmm, stand up to your inches Zuke, just something about a tall guy

Awwwwww, gorsh, Ma'am, t'ain't nuthin'!

 

[WantonWitch]

Awwwwww, gorsh, Ma'am, t'ain't nuthin'!

Not from down here it's not

 

[zukethecuke]

Not from down here it's not

From down there, well, yes, perhaps it is worth noting. You'd have to stand on the second stair to give me a kiss without straining your neck!

 

[WantonWitch]

From down there, well, yes, perhaps it is worth noting. You'd have to stand on the second stair to give me a kiss without straining your neck!

Yup, very true or you could kneel down

 

[zukethecuke]

Yup, very true or you could kneel down

Happily! Doing so might make me a trifle too short for a proper kiss, but I like improper kisses at least as well!

 

[WantonWitch]

Happily! Doing so might make me a trifle too short for a proper kiss, but I like improper kisses at least as well!

I'll bet you do

And from past experience, you would be at just the right height

 

[zukethecuke]

I'll bet you do

And from past experience, you would be at just the right height

Mmmm. Extrapolating downward from my 5'-5-1/2" wife.... yes, I believe it would work out quite well.

 

[WantonWitch]

Mmmm. Extrapolating downward from my 5'-5-1/2" wife.... yes, I believe it would work out quite well.

Knock another 3 inches off your wifes height Zuke, like I said I'm little