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Well, I remember reading the Old Testament (for fun actually--I'm a weird girl) and I thought 'woah, this is like a soap opera'. And there were exhibitionists. I can't remember who, but this guy is going into this palace with his wife and he suddenly realises that she's a hottie so he says 'let's pretend we're brother and sister so people don't kill me to have sex with you'. Continue pretense but are discovered when caught having sex outside.
 
The new testicles

Well, I don't know about being burned at the stake for heresy (genius' often are - yes, that was a compliment to your creativity micky) but I wouldn't take it as far as the nativity... children, animals... bang against the rules here... ;)
 
comp|icity said:
Evening Nemasis.

Everything's good. Oh, except for back to work tomorrow.

Glad to hear that.

That's everything is good not that you have to go back to work tomorrow :)
 
Mickyp123, Nemasis, do you know what you have in common? You're home-town/county etc. are all mentioned in HP!!

Micky--you live in SUrrey, same as the Dursleys
Nemasis--yours is a little obscure. In the opening chapter of HP5, there is described in the news (which Harry is overhearing) a skiing budgie from Barnsley.
 
Marsipanne said:
Mickyp123, Nemasis, do you know what you have in common? You're home-town/county etc. are all mentioned in HP!!

Micky--you live in SUrrey, same as the Dursleys
Nemasis--yours is a little obscure. In the opening chapter of HP5, there is described in the news (which Harry is overhearing) a skiing budgie from Barnsley.
I did not know that Marsipanne thanks for the info :D

Morning everyone well when you all get up it will be.. me im just off to bed the time is 4 :27 am :rolleyes:

Sweet dream everyone
 
Marsipanne said:
Mickyp123, Nemasis, do you know what you have in common? You're home-town/county etc. are all mentioned in HP!!

Micky--you live in SUrrey, same as the Dursleys
Nemasis--yours is a little obscure. In the opening chapter of HP5, there is described in the news (which Harry is overhearing) a skiing budgie from Barnsley.

Nothing wrong with Surrey!

It gets misrepresented in HP.... :D
 
good morning all

Good morning! (By the skin of my teeth - it's 1159am as I type)

Lovely hot day in London.
 
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Gus Aspar said:
Good morning! (By the skin of my teeth - it's 1159am as I type)

Lovely hot day in London.
Afternoon Gus.

Lovely day here in Barnsly too... just going for a run soon... sweating my ass off!!!

Have a great day all :D
 
Miss_Shy_Newcastle said:
Not too bad. Am too hot, but on the plus side - this time next week I'll be finished for my holidays!!

*dance of joy*
Good for you going on holiday :) Mmmm wish I could join you i'll be stuck here in Barnsley :(
 
Evening all.... phew, it's so hot, it makes me want to take all my clothes off......anyone care to join me?! ;)
 
Boobyprize said:
Evening all.... phew, it's so hot, it makes me want to take all my clothes off......anyone care to join me?! ;)
I don't know about taking my clothes off but i'll sure help you out of yours ;) :kiss: :heart:
 
Nemasis Enforcer said:
Hmmm 2 naked women and im the only guy around what a misfortune :p (for everyone else)

Nem....my word...what are you going to use that for? Stirring my pimms? Or pop a brolly on the top and use it as a parasol.....:D
 
Boobyprize said:
Nem....my word...what are you going to use that for? Stirring my pimms? Or pop a brolly on the top and use it as a parasol.....:D
Mmmmm I could think of better uses for it Booby :D but i'll leave it up to you to decide ;)

:devil: :kiss: :devil:
 
Nemasis Enforcer said:
I took your parasol idea Booby and just for you ;)

Hey...... looking good, now of course I'll have to put my face under the parasol to keep the sun off.....what do you think I should do with my tongue while I'm down there? :p
 
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