Unexpected Erotica

[sally_sparrow]

https://nga.gov.au/exhibition/incas/images/400/231334.jpg

 

[Guyblue82]

https://i.pinimg.com/474x/28/0c/92/280c9242f327a822baa2cd5d6d3e50f8--fan-face-everyday-objects.jpg

They look so

 

[Wife of Bath]

This thread is such a nice light snack. I like it.

 

[Guyblue82]

This thread is such a nice light snack. I like it.

https://thumbpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Mega-choc.jpg

Thanks! This guy isn't convinced though....

Those is what I imagined people look like when replying on the general board

 

[Crownvic]

https://nga.gov.au/exhibition/incas/images/400/231334.jpg

Want to hear that pot whistle....

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/77401e61d6b7d7434b820222a3311b67/d735a457830a222a-1e/s500x750/02dc52888ee0439524cb0e9e2c80fbfbad90b820.jpg

It has a nice big back seat.

 

[Guyblue82]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/77401e61d6b7d7434b820222a3311b67/d735a457830a222a-1e/s500x750/02dc52888ee0439524cb0e9e2c80fbfbad90b820.jpg

It has a nice big back seat.

Am I the only that grew up thinking of how great a conversion van would be... with their back seat beds?

 

[Corbal]

Hmmmm....ok

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/614maBhGJuL._UL1100_.jpg

If a dude pulled off his pants and this were the situation...I’d just fuckin laugh. I can’t. These actually make the dick look gross. Gross dick britches. Their new name.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

If a dude pulled off his pants and this were the situation...I’d just fuckin laugh. I can’t. These actually make the dick look gross. Gross dick britches. Their new name.

Great. Now I have to make a return and go pick up new wedding attire.

 

[Corbal]

Great. Now I have to make a return and go pick up new wedding attire.

You’re prettiest naked. Stay away from these vaginal retardants.

 

[DarkSimian]

You’re prettiest naked. Stay away from these vaginal retardants.

I love your use of the English language

 

[Corbal]

I love your use of the English language

Let’s be honest. You wanna bang me. It’s a natural reaction to my hotness and overall ability to be a cunt.

 

[DarkSimian]

Let’s be honest. You wanna bang me. It’s a natural reaction to my hotness and overall ability to be a cunt.

Well, yeah....was I that obvious?

 

[Corbal]

Well, yeah....was I that obvious?

You’re wearing these pants, so....

 

[DarkSimian]

You’re wearing these pants, so....

At least you know what you're getting.....

 

[Guyblue82]

You’re prettiest naked. Stay away from these vaginal retardants.

I guess that makes these great personal protective gear..... no one’s gonna try to get in those pants when they are laughing so hard

 

[sally_sparrow]

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/4b/c9/5e/4bc95efb29562715dedad30b033aa40e.jpg

 

[sally_sparrow]

https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/5b9dc3ed240000320053b797.jpeg?ops=crop_0_165_500_483,scalefit_960_noupscale

Chomp chomp

 

[Guyblue82]

https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/5b9dc3ed240000320053b797.jpeg?ops=crop_0_165_500_483,scalefit_960_noupscale

Chomp chomp

I'm jealous of a t-shirt

 

[sally_sparrow]

https://thespinoff.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/tomato-949629_1920.jpg

 

[Guyblue82]

https://www.teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/prove-dirty-mind-ketchup-licls-hot-dog.jpg