Unexpected surprise.

[NorthRockJohnson]

Stuff about me:

I'm an accomplished musician

My writing has been featured on websites. (Nothing major, just movie reviews)

I'm awesome. Lol. Yeah I got nothing else currently.

 

[fungatorgurl101]

I have won first prize in a Science competition

I have won first prize in a Theater program when in school

Other than that I am pretty sure everyone knows how lame I am otherwise

 

[RUlookingup]

When my wife asked me where I wanted to go for our 20th Anniversary. I told her an orgy.

 

[fathom7]

Surprise! It's another round of the bouncing, dancing 'nanas:

 

[jeninifer]

These are awesome.

I'm a former junior turkey calling champion.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

People are often surprised to know that I am never without mine!

That would certainly surprise the fools trying to harm you.

Would it surprise anyone that I taught my daughter to never pull her firearm, and if she does she pulls it to shoot, and if shes going to shoot, shoot to kill. No doubts, second thoughts or misgivings.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

in 8th grade, I beat every guy in my class except one in arm wrestling

 

[jeninifer]

That would certainly surprise the fools trying to harm you.

Would it surprise anyone that I taught my daughter to never pull her firearm, and if she does she pulls it to shoot, and if shes going to shoot, shoot to kill. No doubts, second thoughts or misgivings.

That just sounds like good firearm training.

Don't forget to add yelling, "Stop. I have a weapon and I will shoot!" even after the episode. Bystanders won't remember when it was said, just that the warning was given.

Good on you. What does she carry?

 

[may_I_please]

Is a surprise not, by it's very nature, unexpected?

I you

 

[may_I_please]

I swam for my city

Sure I was in the under-13 squad... Then I discovered boys and cigarettes, both were behind the bike sheds at school (British folk will understand the reference)

But I still dine out on my expert swimmer story

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

I swam for my city

Sure I was in the under-13 squad... Then I discovered boys and cigarettes, both were behind the bike sheds at school (British folk will understand the reference)

But I still dine out on my expert swimmer story

Nice! When I was young and took lessons I won a trophy for swimming. I was really little but still.

 

[may_I_please]

I can think of nothing worse than being famous. I don't understand how so many people crave it, nor how those with no discernible talent manage to achieve it. It would be horrifying to me if my children aspired to fame

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

That just sounds like good firearm training.

Don't forget to add yelling, "Stop. I have a weapon and I will shoot!" even after the episode. Bystanders won't remember when it was said, just that the warning was given.

Good on you. What does she carry?

It's actually a way to not get sued. Somebody attacks, you shoot & disable them, they come back & sue.

Screw warning them. They're not going to warn you before they attack. So why should you warn them before you dust them. Besides, all situations will be different.

I'm not sure what she's carrying at the moment. I've always recommended the Glock 19.

 

[Twlightdreamer]

In the state of Kentucky, you may shoot someone trespassing IN your house if you feel your life is endangered. If the trespasser/attacker is in your yard however... you're fucked.

Table skirts were invented so Victorian men would not become aroused by the sight of shapely furniture legs. ( Seriously. )

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

In the state of Kentucky, you may shoot someone trespassing IN your house if you feel your life is endangered. If the trespasser/attacker is in your yard however... you're fucked.

Table skirts were invented so Victorian men would not become aroused by the sight of shapely furniture legs. ( Seriously. )

I know women who dress to cover their elbows so that men won't be reminded of naked breasts when they see them.

 

[GothAngelBabe]

I am very shy in person.

 

[Fazer600]

I was elected student body president on a write-in campaign I knew nothing about. After some soul searching, I turned it down. I should have accepted.

 

[Asian_Flower]

I was the most sexually naive, all round nerdy nerd ever when I was in high school

 

[jeninifer]

It's actually a way to not get sued. Somebody attacks, you shoot & disable them, they come back & sue.

Screw warning them. They're not going to warn you before they attack. So why should you warn them before you dust them. Besides, all situations will be different.

I'm not sure what she's carrying at the moment. I've always recommended the Glock 19.

I'd be more worried about being charged with murder than a civil lawsuit.

The important thing is that we don't ever have to draw our weapons!

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

I'd be more worried about being charged with murder than a civil lawsuit.

The important thing is that we don't ever have to draw our weapons!

If you're attacked & you dust somebody, all you say is "I was in fear of my life".


In a perfect society.

 

[EctoJohn]

People in my real life would probably find my activities on here an unexpected surprise, lol.

I'm far less bold in reality than on here (except inside my own head).

 

[NjoyIt]

Being a big six foot four rugged looking former military guy and a staunch second amendment advocate most folks approach me with preconceived notions. It's often a one dimensional simple minded hunter gatherer type. The truth is and most would be surprised to learn that I think and feel deeply (about jeninifer's home situation, for example). I use to write beautiful poetry and long articles on varying topics. I like classical music, plays, classic rock as well as the erotic whimpers of a woman getting pounded. I like good conversation, quick humor and people that don't take themselves too seriously. But folks done really take the time these days to plum the depths of another. Thank you for listening.

--NjoyIt

 

[papadoc19]

Most people here are surprised that I am not a middle aged/elderly white guy

 

[BradBigBrain]

I've never killed anyone.

 

[papadoc19]

I have performed at Carnegie Hall