Lovescrap68 
Most of today’s Muslim countries are that way through violent colonial conquest.
Or through missionary work -- no Muslim armies ever invaded Indonesia, or the countries in Africa south of the Maghreb.
Zoroastrianism didn’t prevent the Muslims from conquering Persia. The ancient Persian civilization is still dominated today by its Islamic conquerors. Hopefully one day soon the indigenous Persians will overthrow their colonizers.
Exactly -- conquerors, not missionaries.
You missed out the people who hide out in cabins with their guns, scared that the slaves might revolt.
Trump re-introduces plastic straws that were previously banned, because his slobbery mouth can't cope without them.
Also, using roads, schools and the protection of a military that other people who pay their taxes have paid for.
Your President is impressed that his adult son is so good with technology that he can even switch on his own laptop.
You're not supposed to eat your gun. Hey, it's a free country, you be you.
