Used condom etiquette

Do NOT attempt to flush them.


If you are going to throw them in the trash can def put a knot in them first. They will attract ants otherwise(yes, i know this first hand knowledge)
 
kinkybrat said:
Do NOT attempt to flush them.


If you are going to throw them in the trash can def put a knot in them first. They will attract ants otherwise(yes, i know this first hand knowledge)

Ants?? Ewwwwwwww!:eek:
 
Lust Engine said:
Ants?? Ewwwwwwww!:eek:


Yup, when i was with my ex he would just throw them right into the trash can in the bathroom without putting a knot in them....I went in to take a shower one day and leaned into the shower to find a trail or ants coming out near the shower head, they went all the way down the wall and were going directly into the trash can, didn't take me that long to figure out the cause.
 
I've seen enough of other people's flushed condoms coming back to haunt them by the methods described.
 
Lynxie said:
Flushing doesn't seem like a good idea, especially if the toilet you use happens to be hooked up to a septic tank, instead of a public sewar system. From a woman's point of view, I personally don't mind if a guy disposes of the condom in the garbage, as long as it's wrapped in tissues, toilet paper, or a paper towel. Never toss it unwrapped, as it'll dry and stick to the side of the garbage can. It's rude to make someone have to scrape out your icky old condom a few days down the road.

^^good tip
 
kinkybrat said:
Do NOT attempt to flush them.


If you are going to throw them in the trash can def put a knot in them first. They will attract ants otherwise(yes, i know this first hand knowledge)

*ahem* Panties, can also attract ants. Especially when *ahem* "well lubricated" from the woman who had been wearing them.

And, yes, this is also from first hand knowledge.
 
Luv70sfords said:
I figure Im up for my quaterly post here....

I pump septic tanks for a living, so used condoms show up quite often. If its bad enough, I charge extra because of those lil buggers ability to plug up my hoses making a nasty job a whole lot worse.


AS for funny stories, I pulled the lid on a tank one day to discover enough condoms for 2 a day, everyday for months. It was covered.

The owner was standing there, and remarked, "Son of a Bitch!"

Now I didnt catch the anger in his voice, I just thought he was surprised at the number, so I explained how they will almost all stay on top, making the # look even worse than it is, but that from now on he shouldnt fluch them.

His responce, "I dont use them,"

Long Story short He went inside, his wife came out a few min later with a suitcase, followed by the gentleman being very adament about her not taking his car anywhere.

Poor guy was a pilot, out of town a lot, and she took to the neighbor for "comfort" Hed had his suspicions, but until I arrived that day, he had no proof. He was rather cool about the whole thing, even gave me a nice tip.

Wow, that is one way to catch a cheat!
What a story.

We wrap in tissue and toss in trash. When we travelled back home to visit the parents, we wrap and place in a diaper disposal bag then when we chang the baby we place the baby's diaper from the morning change in the disposal bag also, along with the wipes not wrapped up in the diaper as normal. Camoflage!
 
I see there aren't any good Catholics here. It's like Monty Python says ... "Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. Every sperm that's wasted, God gets quite irate!"
 
CaptainAhab said:
I see there aren't any good Catholics here. It's like Monty Python says ... "Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. Every sperm that's wasted, God gets quite irate!"


:rolleyes:


Yeah, and good catholics also don't have abortions either.
 
kinkybrat said:
:rolleyes:


Yeah, and good catholics also don't have abortions either.

*chuckles*

I doubt good catholics would even be visiting a site like Lit.
 
My education

Our 9th grade science teacher took our class to the sewer treatment plant for a tour. While we were on a catwalk above a settlment tank, we asked the teach, "What are those floating balloons?" He was mortified, the girls were wondering, and we, the guys, were all too happy to explain what they were for and that some people fill them with water, tie off the end and flush them when finished!
 
Flushing IS bad, expreince proves it.

In one apartment, I did flush when done with condoms, didn't bother tying them off. Well, a few months after living there, the toilet clogged. You get the idea from there...

Perhaps they could make these "rascal wrappers" with some sort of enzyme that breaks down condoms in them, so the rubber does not start degrading till it has been used...just an idea...
 
Re: Flushing IS bad, expreince proves it.

Stiffy Says... said:
Perhaps they could make these "rascal wrappers" with some sort of enzyme that breaks down condoms in them, so the rubber does not start degrading till it has been used...just an idea...

I mentioned something like that earlier about making them a little more environmentally friendly. It could be one helluva idea!
 
Hmmm - seems like it'd be hard to have a method whereby "structural integrity" is of PARAMOUNT importance before it is used, but breaks down rapidly after it's used...

I wouldn't trust 'em! Hell, I break enough of the regular kind...
 
What if they didn't change the composition of condoms, but they included a disposal jar which broke them down.

Or, you could just get a bio-hazard bin, like diabetics have for their needles, and throw the condoms in there.
 
I was thinking of the idea being more like the jar that breaks down the condoms. I was proposing a wrapper that one could toss the condom in, but something that keeps the breakdown chemicals seperate from the condom until AFTER it is used.

Just an idea...
 
Stiffy Says... said:
I was thinking of the idea being more like the jar that breaks down the condoms. I was proposing a wrapper that one could toss the condom in, but something that keeps the breakdown chemicals seperate from the condom until AFTER it is used.

Just an idea...

I guess that would come up with the dilemma of "what do we do with the jar??"
 
That's true.... But I like Stiffy's idea of the wrapper you can put it in. We don't have quite the dilemma throwing away condom wrappers as we do condoms, right?
 
when we used condoms we disposed of them like we did my monthly supplies. Wrap them in TP and garbage them. And make sure the crows couldn't open the garbage can.

Explain that to your 90 year old senile landlady...
 
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