Vagina Odour...

[DrFrisky]

Hey all... got myself a lovely lady, great in the sack, good person, etc.

Its just that she has, if I may say so politely, very bad pussy stench. I mean really, gagging bad. I tried to go down on her, a number of times, but its just so... anyways.

How do I break it to her without hurting her feelings?

 

[jtf71961]

I have heard that when women eat onions it makes it smell bad. Maybe it is something as little as her diet. Maybe if you are around her for an extended amount of time, watch what you and her eat, then see if it changes.

 

[Cathleen]

I think the best thing to do is mention her scent seems off and a visit to her doctor might be needed since often times it's caused by an infection.

Food can also be a cause as jtf mentioned.

 

[RedHeadedGlory]

Can't be done.

There's just no tactful way to say "your pussy stinks".

 

[littlebitshe]

Think a visit to the dr would be in order... If it's so bad that it gags you Yeah, something bad is probably goin on down there. As for how to tell her, Good Luck! Sorry, there just isn't a good way to say it.

 

[A_Kefka]

Can't be done.

There's just no tactful way to say "your pussy stinks".

While this is true, I bet bringing it up politely as a concern about her health (since infection could cause a bad smell) will go over better than just saying that she reeks down there.

 

[SweetErika]

While this is true, I bet bringing it up politely as a concern about her health (since infection could cause a bad smell) will go over better than just saying that she reeks down there.

Yep.

I can't imagine she hasn't noticed the foul odor herself, but perhaps it's something that has increased over time and she's gotten used to it.

At any rate, if she practices good hygiene by bathing daily, wearing breathable fabrics, and such, and doesn't use things that cause imbalances (soap, "feminine hygiene" crap, douches, even some lubes), her smell shouldn't bowl you over at any time of her cycle. Maybe you could suggest a physical and sexual health checkup for both of you - it's never a bad idea to get checked out and tested.

If she does have an infection, it IS your business, and you have every right to ask her to get checked out because she could very well pass that infection on to you. Things like this usually require simultaneous treatment of both people so they don't keep going back and forth.

 

[Dave-2223]

Can't be done.

There's just no tactful way to say "your pussy stinks".

HaHa, I just coughed up my coffee laughing.

 

[night&day]

Call Me Old Fashion But ...

I would do what I did with a woman i first met on Literotica. When we made arrangements to meet, I brought a six pack of flavored douches along with the other goodies.

Never eat her pussy until a few hours later after we managed to do everything else. After we were both well satified and sweated up some we took a shower together. After washing each others bodies I asked her to douche for me while I watched. It was a turn on you us both..and she had a sweet, clean tasting pussy and neither one had to discuss or think about odor!

This may noy work for every woman, but try it first!

 

[satindesire]

I would do what I did with a woman i first met on Literotica. When we made arrangements to meet, I brought a six pack of flavored douches along with the other goodies.

Never eat her pussy until a few hours later after we managed to do everything else. After we were both well satified and sweated up some we took a shower together. After washing each others bodies I asked her to douche for me while I watched. It was a turn on you us both..and she had a sweet, clean tasting pussy and neither one had to discuss or think about odor!

This may noy work for every woman, but try it first!

Um, yeah no.

Douching is bad, mmkay?

 

[fire_breeze]

I would do what I did with a woman i first met on Literotica. When we made arrangements to meet, I brought a six pack of flavored douches along with the other goodies.

Never eat her pussy until a few hours later after we managed to do everything else. After we were both well satified and sweated up some we took a shower together. After washing each others bodies I asked her to douche for me while I watched. It was a turn on you us both..and she had a sweet, clean tasting pussy and neither one had to discuss or think about odor!

This may noy work for every woman, but try it first!

I am sorry, but I have to disagree with the douche route. Most health care professionals, and almost all OB-GYN will strongly advise against douching: it upsets the hormone balance of the vagina. It's a remarkable organ as it continuously self-cleans, and douching, especially with scented and flavoured products, will very likely induce irritation, bacterial infection and even pelvic inflammation. If water and cleaning the outside lips with unscented soap (if necessary) is not enough, then it's time to go to the doctor.

OP, SweetErika's suggestion might be the best route to go. How about suggesting that you both get tested together (if you haven't already)? Or maybe talking about her health in a calm, non-sexual, non-threatening environment? If it's that bad, then it's a reason for concern for her overall health.

Good luck

 

[satindesire]

I am sorry, but I have to disagree with the douche route. Most health care professionals, and almost all OB-GYN will strongly advise against douching: it upsets the hormone balance of the vagina. It's a remarkable organ as it continuously self-cleans, and douching, especially with scented and flavoured products, will very likely induce irritation, bacterial infection and even pelvic inflammation. If water and cleaning the outside lips with unscented soap (if necessary) is not enough, then it's time to go to the doctor.

OP, SweetErika's suggestion might be the best route to go. How about suggesting that you both get tested together (if you haven't already)? Or maybe talking about her health in a calm, non-sexual, non-threatening environment? If it's that bad, then it's a reason for concern for her overall health.

Good luck

Another woman who listens to her doctor's advice. High five girl!

 

[fire_breeze]

Another woman who listens to her doctor's advice. High five girl!

ˆ5!


Most definitely, I do. She has kept me healthy this long, despite my occasional attempt otherwise

 

[satindesire]

ˆ5!


Most definitely, I do. She has kept me healthy this long, despite my occasional attempt otherwise

I hear ya honey. Us girls gotta treat our peesh with respect, huh?

RESPECT THE PEESH!

I am so making that a tee shirt slogan. *muse*

 

[ZoeBird]

Maybe she has a yeast infection or something. If it's that gross, you probably shouldn't be fucking let alone licking her. Tell her to see a doctor. I don't think there is any easy way to say it though. You just have to do it.

 

[Derya]

maybe

You don't say how long you've been together or how your overall level of communication on sexual topics is or how attuned she is to her own sexual health, doctor visits etc. Perhaps you could inquire of her as if it is just becoming noticeable (save her the embarassement of feeling its always been unpleasant for you to smell her).....something like "honey have you been having any vaginal discomfort I noticed your scent is different, or more noticeable...want to be considerate if you have any irritation etc." that may open up a conversation on her part....could be something bothering her and she doesn't know how to say or take care of. Main thing is probably to be checked by doctor.....nothing wrong with you as a partner being as educated as she on female health. If you can get the conversation opened should be nothing wrong with proceeding if she asks why you asked her etc you can honestly say "well I understand that sometimes when women have noticeable changes in scent that can be a symptom or signal of some type of vaginal irritation yeast, vaginitis etc. {don't have to delve immediately into the worst assumptions} and I would not want to be inconsiderate of your comfort, and definitely care about your health and comfort being 100%"

If you rule out a health problem (hopefully) that can be a little tougher then to still say your poontang stinks but you probably wouldn't have to as you're already further into talking about scent and you can maybe get to saying I'm finding your scent is fairly strong and that's a bit hard on me when it comes to relaxed oral pleasure (if that's really the time it bothers you most).

Another question to consider does she shave or not...this difference either way might affect some of the manner of odor down there.

 

[scotsmitch2001]

RESPECT THE PEESH!!!
gonna be my new mantra
lol
in fact think I,ll have it on my coat of arms
respect to ya satin
= p

 

[satindesire]

RESPECT THE PEESH!!!
gonna be my new mantra
lol
in fact think I,ll have it on my coat of arms
respect to ya satin
= p

Roffle. I love that.

 

[mynameisben]

I bought my wife the Renuzit air-freshener cone

http://www.renuzitcrafts.com/index.cfm?page_id=366

as a gift, but told her it was an adult pleasure toy. She absolutely loves it! She's happy, I'm happy, the neighbors are happy, and now the the entire house carries the fragrance of roses and lilac instead of putrifying meat.

 

[WriterDom]

How could you not know your cunt is stinky?

 

[A_Kefka]

How could you not know your cunt is stinky?

I'm sure most people on this board pay more attention to their body than some people I've met.

 

[Chicklet]

How could you not know your cunt is stinky?

if you're used to an odor, you're going to think it's natural.

With all the jokes and comments floating around in the universe about the odor of pussies being similar to fish, I don't find it surprising when I hear that people just expect their natural odor to be unpleasant.

If you've never shoved your face into someone elses pussy, how do you know yours isn't normal?

 

[Serenity_65]

I bought my wife the Renuzit air-freshener cone

http://www.renuzitcrafts.com/index.cfm?page_id=366

as a gift, but told her it was an adult pleasure toy. She absolutely loves it! She's happy, I'm happy, the neighbors are happy, and now the the entire house carries the fragrance of roses and lilac instead of putrifying meat.

I just choked on my coffee! *snicker*