Valentine's is Coming.

[oggbashan]

News report in today's The Times

Apparently divorce lawyers report that many divorce cases have their inception on Valentine's Day. The contrast between the lovey-dovey commercial Valentine's nonsense and the reality of a failing marriage can trigger the divorce case.

The next major trigger point is Christmas when couples realise that their family and partner are assholes.

How about a Valentine's story about divorce?

 

[Strangebuddy]

Apparently divorce lawyers report that many divorce cases have their inception on Valentine's Day. The contrast between the lovey-dovey commercial Valentine's nonsense and the reality of a failing marriage can trigger the divorce case.

The next major trigger point is Christmas when couples realise that their family and partner are assholes.

How about a Valentine's story about divorce?

Actually, manyeyedhydra had a disturbing story a year or so ago where a guy in a failing marriage goes to an agency who helps him end it on V-day..of course they're all succubii so they kill his wife and erase her memory...then they let they eat his kid and erase his memory.

Disturbing but it's a great anti-Valentine's day story.

 

[Hypoxia]

Disturbing but it's a great anti-Valentine's day story.

Anti-Valentines, hmmm... send out cards saying I HATE YOU -- but there's fucking anyway, what with love and hate being opposite sides of the same emotional coin. VD hookups between folks who despise and abuse each other. Lots of hate fucks. Intense action. No tentacles required.

 

[sirhugs]

Anti-Valentines, hmmm... send out cards saying I HATE YOU -- but there's fucking anyway, what with love and hate being opposite sides of the same emotional coin. VD hookups between folks who despise and abuse each other. Lots of hate fucks. Intense action. No tentacles required.

VD is a hard "NO" for me, but what about impregnation? The hate fucker uses a defective condom on purpose... or accidentally? Or the fuckee gets so excited she fails to insist on a condom?

Try explaining THAT to Mother Superior

 

[Hypoxia]

VD is a hard "NO" for me, but what about impregnation? The hate fucker uses a defective condom on purpose... or accidentally? Or the fuckee gets so excited she fails to insist on a condom?

Try explaining THAT to Mother Superior

Mother Superior jumped the gun. But I digress. The Venereal Disease + Valentines Day link is obvious. Still, it's better to be Wasserman positive than never to have loved at all, as Aunt Clara always said.

 

[Carnevil9]

Anti-Valentines, hmmm... send out cards saying I HATE YOU -- but there's fucking anyway, what with love and hate being opposite sides of the same emotional coin. VD hookups between folks who despise and abuse each other. Lots of hate fucks. Intense action. No tentacles required.

As they said in one of my favorite movies, The Vikings (1958): "Love. Hate. Two horns on the same goat."

 

[sirhugs]

Mother Superior jumped the gun. But I digress. The Venereal Disease + Valentines Day link is obvious. Still, it's better to be Wasserman positive than never to have loved at all, as Aunt Clara always said.

What's Auntie Clara doing this Feb 14?

 

[Hypoxia]

What's Auntie Clara doing this Feb 14?

Probably taking on a soccer team or two. We'll see if they can last.

 

[sirhugs]

Probably taking on a soccer team or two. We'll see if they can last.

If they do, they can go over to the gym to the Athletic Dept V-day mixer designed for all the socially awkward jocks that seem never to get out of the gym. Of course, a few of the virginal female athletes are easy prey for interracial big black cock gangbangs. And some of their team mates indulge in the sapphic arts.

No true love, unless you count love of sex...

Somebody should really do something though about the tentacle monster in the shower room...

 

[sirhugs]

Valentine's Day at the Glory Hole

Feb 14 is just another lonely pathetic evening at the adult book store until Herman decides to wait outside the door where the gals sneak out from their side of the glory holes with a bouquet of roses for his favourite cock sucker. But how does he know which girl it is?

Does this turn into a wobbly romance story, or does multi-partner hilarity ensue?

 

[Hypoxia]

Somebody should really do something though about the tentacle monster in the shower room...

Timmy the TM (tentacle monster) deposits lovelorn (and slightly mushy) ValDay cards in the lockers of his favorites. Does he reach out to them through the drainpipes as they shower? Visualize a ValDay lovefest, tentacles slithering up from the pipes and into the transfixed young women. Timmy need not be octopoid, not limited to only eight tentacles, so maybe he does a dozen at a time. Hotter by the dozen, yes.

Meanwhile Timmy's gay brother Tommy is ensconced under the men's shower...

 

[sirhugs]

Valentine's Babysitter

a tribute to Ashson, who writes infinite variations on this theme

Frank and Sally Adams have a big Valentines dinner date planned, but at the last minute their regular sitter Cathy cancels because she got invited to the school dance. Cathy does have an older sister, Dolores, who used to sit for the Adams until she got to be 18. Dolores HAD plans for the evening, but just caught her bf Eddy fucking the school slut. Eddy pointed out to Dolores that if she acts like a nun and dresses like a nun, well, a guy has needs...

Sally has too much to drink at dinner so they arrive home early. Dolores is still wearing sally's sexy special lingerie that Sally bought for after the dinner when Frank asks Dolores to put sally to bed.

Does Sally start making out with Dolores?

Or does she just throw up on Dolores forcing the sitter to strip, revealing the sexy undies and smoking hot bod under the bulky sweater and sensible skirt?

 

[sirhugs]

So I start this thread, and post all these ideas, comfortable in knowing I have my idea in hand so to speak- by popular demand, a sequel to my Christmas tale, forgetting the "no sequels" rule. And now I have zero time to write another. I might need to get cloned. How could that be worked into a V-Day story? P's sexy dinner date turns out to be a clone? But the clone lacks the sexual boundaries of the gal/guy he/she replaced?

 

[oggbashan]

The Valentine's Day Story Entries are now linked to Literotica's front page after a wait for technical changes:

https://www.literotica.com/stories/contest.php/valentines-day-2017

sirhugs, and others considering entering - you've still got some time to clone a story:

You can begin submitting on (or a little before): January 19
The last day to submit is: February 6 at 11:59EST
Winners will be announced on: February 13

 

[S222]

A contest The Best in Marquis de Sade Tradition

 

[sirhugs]

The Valentine's Day Story Entries are now linked to Literotica's front page after a wait for technical changes:

https://www.literotica.com/stories/contest.php/valentines-day-2017

sirhugs, and others considering entering - you've still got some time to clone a story:

You can begin submitting on (or a little before): January 19
The last day to submit is: February 6 at 11:59EST
Winners will be announced on: February 13

but no time because in winter I work an extra job, so literally no time for writing.

 

[sirhugs]

as Ogg says still time to submit if you have time to write...

what about a short stroker about the guy who leaves the V day present for his wife til the last moment & ends up being seduced by the sexy chocolatier or lingerie saleswoman/model?