Vampires Collecting Social Security

Actually, they really are vampires.

You don't wanna mess with their Social Security.
 

Elon Musk’s DOGE Team Uncovers Over 25 Million People Ages 100+ in Social Security Database, Some Older Than the Constitution: “There are a Lot of Vampires Collecting Social Security”​

by Jim Hᴏft Feb. 17, 2025 8:30 am

The numbers are truly mind-boggling: over 25 million Americans registered aged 100 and older, with some purportedly older than the U.S. Constitution itself.

Late Sunday night, Musk tweeted a staggering claim accompanied by a table of ages, suggesting that the Social Security Administration might be paying out benefits to “vampires.”


“According to the Social Security database, these are the numbers of people in each age bucket with the ‘death’ field set to FALSE. Maybe Twilight is real, and there are a lot of vampires collecting Social Security,” Musk quipped.

The table Musk provided shows:

  • Age 0-9: 38,825,456
  • Age 10-19: 44,326,480
  • Age 20-29: 47,995,478
  • Age 30-39: 52,106,915
  • Age 40-49: 47,626,581
  • Age 50-59: 45,740,805
  • Age 60-69: 46,381,281
  • Age 70-79: 33,404,412
  • Age 80-89: 15,165,127
  • Age 90-99: 6,054,154
  • Age 100-109: 4,734,407
  • Age 110-119: 3,627,007
  • Age 120-129: 3,472,849
  • Age 130-139: 3,936,311
  • Age 140-149: 3,542,044
  • Age 150-159: 1,345,083
  • Age 160-169: 121,807
  • Age 170-179: 6,087
  • Age 180-189: 695
  • Age 190-199: 448
  • Age 200-209: 879
  • Age 210-219: 866
  • Age 220-229: 1,039
  • Age 240-249: 1
  • Age 360-369: 1
More here: https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/02/elon-musks-doge-team-uncovers-25-million-people/
It's a computer glitch. The system is programmed in cobol. Like many older programming languages, it only uses a 2 digit number to represent the year in a date. That was the essence of the "Y2K" bug and the probable cause for the issue they are seeing. Too bad they don't spend time determining the truth before spewing their garbage to the public
 
Things I never knew: when I voted last time, they had my date of birth 01/01/1899
and we all had a good laugh..The lady told me when they aren't sure of the date of a person's birth that's the date they use until they get the correct date.
And as we all know, except Trump and Musk, Soc Sec has a similar date that they use.
So many voters are over a hundred and twenty years old if you go by the date of birth
I recall when Social Security was first introduced, a wallet manufacturer introduced a new wallet with a holder to show your brand new social security card. They provided a facsimile Social Security card with a sample number. Hundreds of wallet buyers purchased the item and decided to use the sample number as their own. Nobody caught this until the first person who used it reached his 65th birthday...it took a few years to figure out the extent.
 
I recall when Social Security was first introduced, a wallet manufacturer introduced a new wallet with a holder to show your brand new social security card. They provided a facsimile Social Security card with a sample number. Hundreds of wallet buyers purchased the item and decided to use the sample number as their own. Nobody caught this until the first person who used it reached his 65th birthday...it took a few years to figure out the extent.
Hi...great story...thanks..I'm 90, don't remember, but that story rings a bell, something like that, but can't find it in my cobwebbed mind.
 
Yeah sure. That's how be became the richest man on Earth, right. The mentally defective that gave you PayPal, Space X, Starlink, Reusable Rockets, free speech X, Tesla, The Boring Company, Electric Airplane, Hyperloop, co-founded OpenAI. You're about as dumb and inconsequential as they come.
I have worked with actual geniuses. Cult members like you are able to share your dumbass thoughts on the Internet because of the inventions of these people. In front of the actual geniuses are the publicity seekers, most born to wealth. Their only skill is in finding the actual geniuses. While drooling fucktards like yourself worship them like they are not mere mortals who squeeze out a turd every day like the rest of humanity.
 
Yeah sure. That's how be became the richest man on Earth, right. The mentally defective that gave you PayPal, Space X, Starlink, Reusable Rockets, free speech X, Tesla, The Boring Company, Electric Airplane, Hyperloop, co-founded OpenAI. You're about as dumb and inconsequential as they come.
Hyperloop! :LOL:
 
I first heard of Elon Musk was when he was pimping Hyperloop. I decided he was an idiot then and I've never had any reason to change that assessment.
I'm sorry to hear that. You have my heartfelt condolences and best wishes for a speedy recovery. :rose:
 
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