Vella for President

[tolyk]

OOOps!! I missed tolyk up there, Hi Tolyk, did ya have a good birthday?
Vella has been PMing me the last couple days about a story she's writing about texas. She sounded all confused like this is the moon or somethin. I tried to tell her we got everything other states got, just more.

Ello My birthday was magnificent thank you In fact, I got a rather interesting present this year..

<---- No longer single

Oh, and about Texas, thats not true. There are some chocholate bars and types of chips sold in the northern states that they don't sell in the south. Trust me, I looked (And America's entire chocholate bar selection is rather limited, I much prefer it here in Canada.. yup.. just for the chocolate bars)

 

[lucky-E-leven]

OOOps!! I missed tolyk up there, Hi Tolyk, did ya have a good birthday?
Vella has been PMing me the last couple days about a story she's writing about texas. She sounded all confused like this is the moon or somethin. I tried to tell her we got everything other states got, just more.

It's hard for others to fathom, I guess. Nice of you to assist, though.

Perhaps we should have her down for a visit and show her some of that 'Southern Hospitality' we're known for.



~lucky

 

[Lisa Denton]

Tolyk I didn't know you all had chocolate bars in canada, I thought you had beaver on a stick and moosicles or somethin.

Lucky I don't know where vella lives but she kept asking me if we got platueas and if its canyonish, well you know how she talks, and I was saying just don't get specific about the location and your good.

 

[tolyk]

Tolyk I didn't know you all had chocolate bars in canada, I thought you had beaver on a stick and moosicles or somethin.

Lucky I don't know where vella lives but she kept asking me if we got platueas and if its canyonish, well you know how she talks, and I was saying just don't get specific about the location and your good.

Eastern Texas is rather plain, and boring.. I've got a few photographs I took of a creek and a wild rose bush in full bloom on December 24th... that was an odd site for me. Not used to seeing many things grow at all in late december.

As for beaver on a stick... That position is currently vacant

 

[Lisa Denton]

Eastern Texas is rather plain, and boring.. I've got a few photographs I took of a creek and a wild rose bush in full bloom on December 24th... that was an odd site for me. Not used to seeing many things grow at all in late december.

As for beaver on a stick... That position is currently vacant

Plain and boring? I hope you don't sweet talk the girls the same as you compliment where they live. And yes that was a joke unless you say more bad stuff about Texas.

I was also joking about the beaver on a stick, but different joking than you. I know you guys don't like live in igloos and hunt whale blubber and stuff......... do ya?

 

[tolyk]

Plain and boring? I hope you don't sweet talk the girls the same as you compliment where they live. And yes that was a joke unless you say more bad stuff about Texas.

I was also joking about the beaver on a stick, but different joking than you. I know you guys don't like live in igloos and hunt whale blubber and stuff......... do ya?

Well, I found Texas more appealing than Louisiana But on the eastern side I just didnt' find much to look at besides plains (which was a double meaning in my original comment ) And the rest of Texas that I saw was from a bus, but Houston was definately pretty cool, huge city. See, in Canada I'm used to trees almost everywhere, and rolling hills (besides Saskatchewan).. or in Ontario we have a lot of rock formations, which are rather spiffy if I do say so myself

I'd not mind seeing more of Texas, as long as I don't have to go near the Louisiana border


Hmm.. Yeah, we just recently upgraded to an 'Ice House' though, much more spacious.


P.S - I don't really do the whole 'compliment' thing the same as the average joe.. I'm far too honest and sometimes blunt to do that.. So, I just tell the truth If she looks good, then she'll hear that, but probably in a lot more descriptive manner

 

[Lisa Denton]

Well, I found Texas more appealing than Louisiana But on the eastern side I just didnt' find much to look at besides plains (which was a double meaning in my original comment ) And the rest of Texas that I saw was from a bus, but Houston was definately pretty cool, huge city. See, in Canada I'm used to trees almost everywhere, and rolling hills (besides Saskatchewan).. or in Ontario we have a lot of rock formations, which are rather spiffy if I do say so myself

I'd not mind seeing more of Texas, as long as I don't have to go near the Louisiana border


Hmm.. Yeah, we just recently upgraded to an 'Ice House' though, much more spacious.

Texas is more than what ya see, maybe you didn't have time to stop and talk to people. I'm sure Canada is the same, I do have a friend that lives there. She told me once how her and hubby and kids all drove into US to eat at a resturant and then back to Canada. So of course I started making jokes about only having beaver and mooses to eat in Canada. But I would love to see some of it, when its not reeeaaaal cold.

 

[tolyk]

Well, here is a picture to show a very little bit..

 

[Lisa Denton]

Well, here is a picture to show a very little bit..

Very nice, well I think I'm gonna try for a quick nap before some work later, see ya after a while. I guess lucky already left. Bye.

 

[Guest]

I got the idea from shereads having trouble defending Bill. Cinton I assume.

I thought, "Let's have a President nobody would have any trouble defending. Vella!"

Her warm and loving heart would make it impossible for her to start some dumb war. Or be cheap to those of us who really need help.

There isn't a world leader she couldn't charm the pants off of (literally).

The Secret Service would have something more interesting to watch than some rube mangle the English language. OK, vella does it too. But she doesn't scare the shit out of everybody when she dangles participles.

And all of us Litsters might get to sleep in the Lincoln Bedroom, all at the same time!

I think it's a great idea.

What say ye?

speechless..
blushing furiously..
i can promise one thing.. no hidden agendas
ooh.. and yes.. the lincoln bedroom will be a free for all.. i wont charge like some presidents have.

 

[shereads]

I support whole-heartedly.

Nice to get one of my friendlier minions into that House of Stuffy Whiteness.

Gonna be a big scandal though when she's caught sucking that cute intern's strap-on...during the Inaguration ceremony.

There's the rub.

Forget being caught; just writing about it is enough to keep a pornster from becoming president. Unless there's a way to convince America that Vella is short for "evangelist," and that she's here to bring Luc back to the Lord...



That could work.

 

[Guest]

For what it's worth (bugger all), she's got my vote.

Vella the slutbucket for Pres.

Catchy slogan, eh?

Lou

 

[shereads]

Re: Re: Vella for President

speechless..
blushing furiously..
i can promise one thing.. no hidden agendas
ooh.. and yes.. the lincoln bedroom will be a free for all.. i wont charge like some presidents have.

I want the Hoover Storage Closet. That's where the real action was.

 

[Lisa Denton]

What did you call me? I am on President vella's secret service protection detail and I can kill a person with my bare tongue.

Vella boss, I wanted to make sure you saw this to know that I am watchin your butt, I mean back, and if anybody tries to bend you over and ass-inate you I will be there to help.................................................... them or you, whichever you want at the time. (Lisa salutes crisply while standing at attention)

 

[Guest]

Vella boss, I wanted to make sure you saw this to know that I am watchin your butt, I mean back, and if anybody tries to bend you over and ass-inate you I will be there to help.................................................... them or you, whichever you want at the time. (Lisa salutes crisply while standing at attention)

oh my! why what perky bressess meet me in the oval office in 5, under the desk, doll.



fuck it .. today.. if i were president..
it would be National Fucking Friends day.
no work.. no matter what your religion.

Free condoms, mouth dams and what have you....ect.. for all!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

National Fucking Friends day.

Pencil me in for a 7 p.m. visit then?

~lucky

 

[Guest]

Pencil me in for a 7 p.m. visit then?

~lucky

pencil.. no way!

red indelible pen for you hot hoochie mama..

ill get one of the pages to do spell checks for me later..

 

[cloudy]

Vella, can I be secretary of the interior?

 

[Guest]

Vella, can I be secretary of the interior?

abso~fucking~lutely



i would only be a figure head..
they use the levers on my back to make me speak and show emotion.. **erm.. does this ring a bell?**

shereads is the real power and brains behind my campaign though i have yet to get her to commit.. or get me commited.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

pencil.. no way!

red indelible pen for you hot hoochie mama..

ill get one of the pages to do spell checks for me later..

Sweet! Ten more minutes and your ass is MINE!

~lucky

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

There's the rub.

Forget being caught; just writing about it is enough to keep a pornster from becoming president. Unless there's a way to convince America that Vella is short for "evangelist," and that she's here to bring Luc back to the Lord...



That could work.

:Warning, below contains sacrilege:









Why not? I owe that bastard a cuff on the chin anyway. Plus, it won't be the first millionth I've worn an evangelist outfit for a mission.

 

[shereads]

I got the idea from shereads having trouble defending Bill. Cinton I assume.

You thought I meant Bill Clinton? Seriously?

No, silly! I meant Bill Withers. I have trouble defending his decision to produce an album of duets with Jimmy Buffet. But I feel like I owe it to him for "Menagerie."
Don't you?

 

[shereads]

I already have a dress that she put a big stain on, I didn't have it dry-cleaned for sentimental reasons and well, I kinda like the smell, but Abs got a bunch of cigar smoke mixed in with it so I guess I can give it up for DNA testing.

I'm all ready with the secret recordings and my book deal. Let's call Starr and get this show on the road! How exciting is this?

Think of it, Vella. The first woman president and the first pre-impeached president. You'll be the most famous sex fiend in Washington before you're even sworn-in.

RG, this could be the biggest thing to happen in politics since Bedtime for Bonzo. You're the Karl Rove of Literotica.

 

[Honey123]

Can't believe I missed this one....

You got my vote, vella-mia

 

[minsue]

Can't believe I missed this one....

You got my vote, vella-mia

Thanks for the *bump*, Honey! I missed it, too.

I'm voting for Anyone-But-Bush, so ya got my vote.