Videoooohs!

[Garnate]

I admin'd at another place before and something I had fun doing was having people ask me questions and then I would make a video of me answering them. On a scale of window-licker to dolf, how dumb is that? I think I want to do one here because Smiley is in Ohio this week and I'm BORED. What say you? You ask questions and I make a vid answering them. Easy peasy. And better than that would be OTHERS making vids of them answering the questions. Who's brave enough?

Faking it.

Makeup woes

For Sinny

Question #1

 

[spacekowboy]

I admin'd at another place before and something I had fun doing was having people ask me questions and then I would make a video of me answering them. On a scale of window-licker to dolf, how dumb is that? I think I want to do one here because Smiley is in Ohio this week and I'm BORED. What say you? You ask questions and I make a vid answering them. Easy peasy. And better than that would be OTHERS making vids of them answering the questions. Who's brave enough?

I'm sure I will be running for public office some time in my future, so I will not be making any videos showing my rugged good looks on a porn board.


Apologies, Charles.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I've always wondered, and you are under no obligation to answer this, of course, but exactly how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


heh... wood....

 

[Tryharder62]

I've always wondered, and you are under no obligation to answer this, of course, but exactly how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


heh... wood....

I've always wondered how many licks does it take to get the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? (While the person is completely naked of course)

 

[Garnate]

I'm sure I will be running for public office some time in my future, so I will not be making any videos showing my rugged good looks on a porn board.


Apologies, Charles.

WTF Chuck?!

 

[Not Normal]

What's you favorite flavor of Pop Rocks, G?

 

[snugglestruggle]

I admin'd at another place before and something I had fun doing was having people ask me questions and then I would make a video of me answering them. On a scale of window-licker to dolf

I bet that old boss of yours has those videos and.... lol. I've never licked a window or Dolf but I'd have a go at Dolf

I think I want to do one here because Smiley is in Ohio this week and I'm BORED. What say you? You ask questions and I make a vid answering them. Easy peasy. And better than that would be OTHERS making vids of them answering the questions. Who's brave enough?

Are you going to post the questions and just let people answer what they want or are you going to answer the ones you want? Your in charge so these executive decisions fall to you. This has potential to become deliciously wicked, Clarity is needed.

 

[Tryharder62]

Shhh! She can't be bothered. She's multitasking. Licking a woodie or something. Naked.

 

[Garnate]

Are you going to post the questions and just let people answer what they want or are you going to answer the ones you want? Your in charge so these executive decisions fall to you. This has potential to become deliciously wicked, Clarity is needed.

I just think everyone should post questions, whatever they are. And those feeling brave enough can record themselves answering the questions. If I get enough, I'll make a vid myself.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I would also like to know what a chair would look like if our knees bent the other direction

 

[dolf]

you should all compose and read a short ode to dolf. duh.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I have a long ode to dolf.

and by ode, I mean my penis.

 

[Not Normal]

I would also like to know what a chair would look like if our knees bent the other direction

http://i-cdn.apartmenttherapy.com/images/uploads/02-13-stool.jpg

 

[dolf]

I have a long ode to dolf.

and by ode, I mean my penis.

sir, have you been drinking this evening?

ps. video!!!

 

[Garnate]

you should all compose and read a short ode to dolf. duh.

I'll work on mine straight away.

 

[Farrah]

So that I'll have something to fap to later, please make a video in which you detail the hawtest girl-on-girl action you've ever personally experienced. TIA.

 

[Garnate]

So that I'll have something to fap to later, please make a video in which you detail the hawtest girl-on-girl action you've ever personally experienced. TIA.

Ooooooo that'd be a good one. I have so many stories! Gah. I'll think about it.

 

[dolf]

I'll work on mine straight away.

So that I'll have something to fap to later, please make a video in which you detail the hawtest girl-on-girl action you've ever personally experienced. TIA.

by 'ode' she means 'wank'

 

[Not Normal]

So that I'll have something to fap to later, please make a video in which you detail the hawtest girl-on-girl action you've ever personally experienced. TIA.

I second this.

 

[parodyluvr75]

How do you make apple pie?

 

[Farrah]

Ooooooo that'd be a good one. I have so many stories! Gah. I'll think about it.

by 'ode' she means 'wank'

I second this.

I've been dying to find myself laying in bed next to a lovely naked lady, but IT JUST HASN'T HAPPENED.

Thus, living vicariously will have to sustain me.

 

[Garnate]

How do you make apple pie?

I dunno. I don't like fruit pies so I've never made one.

 

[Sinny]

How do you put on your mascara? Show us. With no shirt on.

 

[Garnate]

How do you put on your mascara? Show us. With no shirt on.

Should I record the eye poking and crying? Or just edit that shit out...

 

[Killswitch]

Tell me why I can't fuck you. Who's this smiley weasel?