Videoooohs!

[BoyNextDoor]

I'm only gonna say this once.

Now THAT was fucking funny!!

 

[Garnate]

I'm only gonna say this once.

!!!!!

Well?? Did you find any answers??

 

[Garnate]

I don't see any tap dancing, hoor.

 

[Disgustipated]

G is as blond as I am.

 

[Sinny]

I have a new request. It involves glitter skin.

 

[Disgustipated]

I have a new request. It involves glitter skin.

She has that.

 

[bluebell]

Now THAT was fucking funny!!

And yet...no videos! I tell you, the woman is incorrigible!

!!!!!

Well?? Did you find any answers??

Maybe you should ask this guy how to do it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_zQZ4xmHKM

 

[Garnate]

I have a new request. It involves glitter skin.

No new requests! The vid I just made is all about you! You can't go changing shit up NOW.

 

[Garnate]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_zQZ4xmHKM

How did you find his channel?

 

[bluebell]

How did you find his channel?

I don't know. It might have been suggested. I think I'll leave him a comment. To tell him how. How I found his channel. Because he wants to know. How I found his channel.

 

[snugglestruggle]

Video Question

Dear Garnate,

I am being stalked by a client I didn't sleep with ( I know what was I thinking right?). I feel like I'm screwed either way. If I fuck her I'll only get in deeper. She calls me every other day. If I don't Fuck her she might show up at the office =bad. What should I do?

Signed,

Man whore in Miami

 

[Garnate]

photobucket is being a real bitch right now. Please enjoy tonight's selfie while you wait for greatness that is not greatness.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/boodles1981/cf8287df-8d4a-4571-b758-fcfe143c5f76_zpsb4980f61.jpg

 

[glynndah]

I don't see any tap dancing, hoor.

I said "smart ass remarks". That's my sole contribution to this thread. You're on your own for the tap dancing.

bitch.

 

[Garnate]

Dear Garnate,

I am being stalked by a client I didn't sleep with ( I know what was I thinking right?). I feel like I'm screwed either way. If I fuck her I'll only get in deeper. She calls me every other day. If I don't Fucker her she might show up at the office =bad. What should I do?

Signed,

Man whore in Miami

Excellent question! I'd answer it in a video IF I WASN'T SO STUPID WITH HOW TECHNOLOGY WORKS. Ahem.

 

[Garnate]

I said "smart ass remarks". That's my sole contribution to this thread. You're on your own for the tap dancing.

bitch.

But I don't know how to tap dance

 

[dolf]

tits. I see tits. tits are good.

 

[Garnate]

tits. I see tits. tits are good.

My tits are B-O-R-E-D.

 

[dolf]

coincidentally, so are my hands.

 

[EndCredits]

But I don't know how to tap dance

Tap dance? Fap dance.

 

[Garnate]

coincidentally, so are my hands.

Omfg COME HERE.

 

[Garnate]

Tap dance? Fap dance.

I'm a total fap dancing pro.

 

[glynndah]

I'm a total fap dancing pro.

She is, really. People are always throwing quarters at her.

 

[Garnate]

She is, really. People are always throwing quarters at her.

Beauty is pain.

 

[glynndah]

Beauty is pain.

Well, it got better once they took the quarters out of those coin wrappers.

 

[Garnate]

Well, it got better once they took the quarters out of those coin wrappers.

But just barely.