John Doe
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Shortest video EVER.
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Shortest video EVER.

where did checkers' av go?
That's my way of playing footsie with you.Well, that got me all hot and bothered.
Thank you!! I grew them myself!
That accords with my concept of a "heaving bosom."
Brava !!
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Technically she's my client.
I stopped Fucking terminally crazy years ago.
Well hi!!!Where did Checkers go?
That makes no sense!G took it.
Well hi!!!
Pretty sure I abducted him years ago. Might you try Petey's basement?
I remember a garage.
I remember a garage.
Well, well. Lookit that. You really CAN teach a blonde hoor new tricks! *fingerbang*
See what I miss by going to sleep at night?
You certainly had me at fingerbang! I'm all jello-y downstairs, now. It's lime jello, though. NO ONE likes that shit. *Cries*
I had more fun than I thought I would, making those vids. Still need to figure out which lesbian stories to share that I haven't already posted about at some point. And I need to answer the VERY serious Pop Rocks question.
Pop Rock Lesbians is going to be the name of my next band.
Fuck yeah as well it should be!
Get to it!You certainly had me at fingerbang! I'm all jello-y downstairs, now. It's lime jello, though. NO ONE likes that shit. *Cries*
I had more fun than I thought I would, making those vids. Still need to figure out which lesbian stories to share that I haven't already posted about at some point. And I need to answer the VERY serious Pop Rocks question.
Pop Rock Lesbians is going to be the name of my next band.
Ask a better question and I'll make you one!![]()
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