Videoooohs!

[trysail]

Yew a damn hoot, grrrl !


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[Garnate]

Yew a damn hoot, grrrl !


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I'll see what I can do about pouring all of my fake-orgasm-secrets out. Sigh.........

 

[spacekowboy]

I'll see what I can do about pouring all of my fake-orgasm-secrets out. Sigh.........

Some of us need to know if we've been a victim.

 

[MNGuy]

I admin'd at another place before and something I had fun doing was having people ask me questions and then I would make a video of me answering them. On a scale of window-licker to dolf, how dumb is that? I think I want to do one here because Smiley is in Ohio this week and I'm BORED. What say you? You ask questions and I make a vid answering them. Easy peasy. And better than that would be OTHERS making vids of them answering the questions. Who's brave enough?[/URL]

What is your favorite flavor of popsickle, and prove it by showing us how you suck on one.

 

[Garnate]

Some of us need to know if we've been a victim.

If you don't know by now, you never will. Mwahahaaa

What is your favorite flavor of popsickle, and prove it by showing us how you suck on one.

All I have are ice cream sandwiches

 

[MNGuy]

All I have are ice cream sandwiches

heh heh heh, you said cream.

 

[pete]

how has this thread escaped my notice?
it's fat with awesomeness. it's dripping with the obesity of greatness.

not for nuthin, but i always assumed garnate had a little bit of an accent. not sure why…

 

[Garnate]

how has this thread escaped my notice?
it's fat with awesomeness. it's dripping with the obesity of greatness.

not for nuthin, but i always assumed garnate had a little bit of an accent. not sure why…

I have the least amount of any kind of accent from the States and stop calling me fat.

 

[pete]

I have the least amount of any kind of accent from the States and stop calling me fat.

after watching your videos, the front of my pants is fat

i mean my dick. its chubby now.

chub-tastic.

 

[Garnate]

after watching your videos, the front of my pants is fat

i mean my dick. its chubby now.

chub-tastic.

That was my sole mission. Stupid videos=obese penises.

 

[pete]

That was my sole mission. Stupid videos=obese penises.

i think whoever came up with "chubby" as a way to describe a hard cock must've had some medical issues going on… that seems like a horrible way to describe it

 

[Garnate]

i think whoever came up with "chubby" as a way to describe a hard cock must've had some medical issues going on… that seems like a horrible way to describe it

Ack! Hahahahaaa now that you mention it.

 

[spacekowboy]

If you don't know by now, you never will. Mwahahaaa

All I have are ice cream sandwiches

That might work for the womenfolk round these parts that enjoy the vagtastic voyage.

 

[Garnate]

That might work for the womenfolk round these parts that enjoy the vagtastic voyage.

Oh my fucking god you're right. And maybe for the menfolk that might need some tips. Most likely I'd set out to make a "How to eat vag like a girl" video and then just sit there shoving the sandwich into my mouth because I fucking love ice cream sandwiches.

 

[spacekowboy]

Ack! Hahahahaaa now that you mention it.

Hey, goddammit!!

 

[pete]

ok serious question:
what are your insightful thoughts on the predictions that this coming winter will be the worst since the dreaded 'snow-mageddon' of 2010?

i'll keep clicking F5 waiting for your reply

 

[spacekowboy]

Oh my fucking god you're right. And maybe for the menfolk that might need some tips. Most likely I'd set out to make a "How to eat vag like a girl" video and then just sit there shoving the sandwich into my mouth because I fucking love ice cream sandwiches.

EdZachary.

 

[Garnate]

"Honey. Baby! Ouch, what the hell do you think you're doing?? That kind of hurts."

"That's how Garnate told me to do it!"



I can just see the hate mail.

 

[spacekowboy]

HOW TO EAT VAG LIKE A GIRL:
Step 1. Slowly kiss your way up her thigh. Take your time. Enjoy it.
Step 2. Gently, softly part her lips, lean in making sure she feels your warm breath against her sensitive skin...
Step 3. Just as you are about to make contact sit bolt upright and say "Did you close the garage door? Are you sure you checked? Do these panties make my ass look fat? Remember we have to go to your mother's on sunday. It's her birthday so you should buy flowers. Speaking of flowers, I saw the cutest curtains at the store today they would look just darling in the kitchen..."

 

[snugglestruggle]

Oh my fucking god you're right. And maybe for the menfolk that might need some tips. Most likely I'd set out to make a "How to eat vag like a girl" video and then just sit there shoving the sandwich into my mouth because I fucking love ice cream sandwiches.

I have some Mint chocolate chip ice cream sandwiches sitting in the fridge..One of my addictions.

 

[Garnate]

HOW TO EAT VAG LIKE A GIRL:
Step 1. Slowly kiss your way up her thigh. Take your time. Enjoy it.
Step 2. Gently, softly part her lips, lean in making sure she feels your warm breath against her sensitive skin...
Step 3. Just as you are about to make contact sit bolt upright and say "Did you close the garage door? Are you sure you checked? Do these panties make my ass look fat? Remember we have to go to your mother's on sunday. It's her birthday so you should buy flowers. Speaking of flowers, I saw the cutest curtains at the store today they would look just darling in the kitchen..."

Bravo.

 

[spacekowboy]

Bravo.

Amirite or amirite?

 

[Garnate]

Amirite or amirite?

Satirically, yes.

 

[spacekowboy]

Statistically, yes.

FYP.

You're welcome.

 

[Garnate]

Ahhahahaaaa douche