Virgin Voyage

[smartandsexy]

Re: Congratulations

A beautiful thread for a beautiful body.

Thanks for sharing with us.

Errrrr....stalker!

Warm buns for lunch?

 

[DudeOfLife]

Well its not lunch time here, but,,,,,I must say I am getting a bit hungry

 

[smartandsexy]

Nibble on these then

 

[Max HeadroomNZL]

dinner time

Nibble on these then

oh I'll nibble on those all right
right on the seam .........
right through the seam
and right on the seam ....

nibble nibble nibble

 

[TheFrenchGuy]

Nibble on these then

Yummy !!!

 

[metasexual]

TO: Mr. William S. Faris, U.S. Ambassador to the U.K.

Your Excellency,

I would like to report the theft of one pair of grey thermal underwear and my heart while on a recent holiday to the U.K. This crime was perpetrated by what I believe to be the leader of a ring beautiful but vicious female criminals known as the Arabian Panty Princesses (known as such becuase of the proclivity for wearing their very sexy underwear on their heads as veils in order to seduce their victims)

Imagine my suprise and humiliation upon returning home that both of the stolen objects were being displayed brazenly on a shamelessly depraved erotic pictures bulletin board on the internet.

I believe this woman represents a great danger to U.S. interests abroad as she has been known to turn men into blathering idots upon sight. Please do all you can in conjunction with British authorities to apprehend this woman. If caught, I would like to suggest that she be extradited immediately to the U.S. for permanent incarceration.

I know of a particular housing facility that specializes in the care of beautiful eroctically criminal women. It is very selective (the facility is limited to one berth) but I believe she would be a model prisoner.

Thank you for your assistance in this matter.

Sincerely,
Mr. Meta Sexual

 

[HotinMo]

Re: Re: Congratulations

Errrrr....stalker!

Warm buns for lunch?

Wether it is fancy panties or thermal underwear, you wear them well.

 

[Kundalinguini]

Your Excellency,

I would like to report the theft of one pair of grey thermal underwear and my heart while on a recent holiday to the U.K.

...edit...

Sincerely,
Mr. Meta Sexual

LMAO!

This had me in stitches, Meta.

 

[curved_richard]

LMAO!

This had me in stitches, Meta.

I love panties but something about a hot ass sweetly tucked inside skin tight thermals is going to make me blow a gasket!

 

[smartandsexy]

TO: Mr. William S. Faris, U.S. Ambassador to the U.K.
...

Have I been a naughty girl? Can I ask that 2354 other offences be taken into account when deciding my sentence?

And who says Americans have no sense of humour??!! *runs and ducks for cover*

 

[Kundalinguini]

And who says Americans have no sense of humour??!! *runs and ducks for cover*

I thought that was Brits.

 

[smartandsexy]

I thought that was Brits.

So can anyone help me out here....what's this bit in the front for?

 

[HotinMo]

So can anyone help me out here....what's this bit in the front for?

That my dear is a built in hand warmer
Go ahead, try it out

 

[smartandsexy]

That my dear is a built in hand warmer
Go ahead, try it out

Errrrr....are you sure? It doesn't seem big enough....

 

[HotinMo]

Errrrr....are you sure? It doesn't seem big enough....

Well you just might be right. It does look like it would be a tight fit down there

What do you think it might be for?

 

[Kundalinguini]

TO: Mr. William S. Faris, U.S. Ambassador to the U.K.

Your Excellency,

I present here proof positive of the theft mentioned in Mr. Meta Sexual's prior correspondence, and demand the deportation of the said violator forthwith.

Yours etc. etc. etc.


(damn, secretary... you weren't supposed to quote me. )

 

[usmctwitch]

So can anyone help me out here....what's this bit in the front for?

It's an escape hatch for Commander Pepe and the twins
But in your case, it may work better as a hat for your man.

 

[smartandsexy]

Well you just might be right. It does look like it would be a tight fit down there

What do you think it might be for?

Well I really don't know. But I'm going to investigate the matter fully and see if I can't find out...

 

[HotinMo]

Well I really don't know. But I'm going to investigate the matter fully and see if I can't find out...

Sounds like a good plan. Keep me updated on your discoveries

 

[Devil'sChild]

Well I really don't know. But I'm going to investigate the matter fully and see if I can't find out...

did your investigations pan out? I definately hope so

 

[HotinMo]

Is it just me or has everyone else had problems with Lit for the passed few hours too?

 

[Kundalinguini]

Just you.

 

[smartandsexy]

Investigations will resume tomorrow.

 

[HotinMo]

Investigations will resume tomorrow.

Same Battime?
Same Batchannel?

 

[Devil'sChild]

Investigations will resume tomorrow.

i will be here....really like the av too...