[Originally posted by metasexual
TO: Mr. William S. Faris, U.S. Ambassador to the U.K.
Your Excellency,
I would like to report the theft of one pair of grey thermal underwear and my heart while on a recent holiday to the U.K. This crime was perpetrated by what I believe to be the leader of a ring beautiful but vicious female criminals known as the Arabian Panty Princesses
I believe it only fair this brazen crime be remedied by deporting said individual to the US of A to face her acuser and be once and for all exposed!!! (daily with luck)![]()

