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[smartandsexy]

Can't be bothered to get dressed properly today

 

[goblin_man]

Can't be bothered to get dressed properly today

No complaints here!

I'm damn glad I got out of my morning class early. =)

 

[river_fc]

Oh my!
So I've looked at all your pictures ... and read your posts ...
Then I became speechless ...
Now that I have recovered, let me tell you that you are quite stunning, truly smartandsexy!

 

[joutlaw]

hey girl good to see you...keep the great pics cumming

 

[smartandsexy]

Oh my!
So I've looked at all your pictures ... and read your posts ...
Then I became speechless ...
Now that I have recovered, let me tell you that you are quite stunning, truly smartandsexy!

Thank you!

 

[smartandsexy]

Someone just sent me a funny pm and gave me an idea....you've heard of charming the pants off a girl? Well, I could do with a bit of lightness this evening, so what would be nice would be for you to make me laugh my clothes off! But are you up to the job.....?

 

[Rawmaster50]

Oh, I'd love to take up that challenge SNS, just for the fun and the witty banter that you and I could generate. Unfortunatly I cannot do that from work and that is where I am heading in a little while. Perhaps another time dear lady

 

[smartandsexy]

Oh, I'd love to take up that challenge SNS, just for the fun and the witty banter that you and I could generate. Unfortunatly I cannot do that from work and that is where I am heading in a little while. Perhaps another time dear lady

I'll hold you to that.....

 

[river_fc]

Someone just sent me a funny pm and gave me an idea....you've heard of charming the pants off a girl? Well, I could do with a bit of lightness this evening, so what would be nice would be for you to make me laugh my clothes off! But are you up to the job.....?

Two guys walk into a bar.
Which if you ask me is really kind of stupid because if the first guy walked into it, you would think the second guy would have seen it!

i aplogise ahead of time for the corniness written above

 

[river_fc]

Two guys walk into a bar.
Which if you ask me is really kind of stupid because if the first guy walked into it, you would think the second guy would have seen it!

i aplogise ahead of time for the corniness written above

With that kind of lame attempts at humor, it's no wonder you were putting your clothes back on in some of your pics ...

 

[smartandsexy]

Two guys walk into a bar.
Which if you ask me is really kind of stupid because if the first guy walked into it, you would think the second guy would have seen it!

i aplogise ahead of time for the corniness written above

Oooh....a shocking submission, River! Sending me into a pit of black depression....

 

[smartandsexy]

see?

 

[dapk]

see?

Good morning, sexy! (Or is it good evening to you? blah, who cares)

 

[river_fc]

oh my ... i must fix this and quick ...
*searches for a good joke ... so hard to find*
Did I tell you the one about the two guys walking into a bar?

 

[river_fc]

Two men who are out walking their dogs meet on a street corner. One says to the other, "Boy it sure is hot today. I'd really like to go into the bar and get a beer, but the sign on the front door says, "No Pets Allowed," and I can't leave Fido alone on the street."

The other man replies, "No problem, just stand by the door and watch me, and you'll be having that beer real soon!" The second man reaches into his pocket and puts on a pair of dark sunglasses, and then walks into the bar.

The bartender looks up and says, "Hey buddy, you can't bring that dog in here!" The man says, "But I'm blind, and this is my seeing-eye dog!" The bartender says, "Oh, okay then." The man drinks his beer and leaves.

The first man then puts on dark sunglasses and goes into the bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Hey buddy, you can't bring that dog in here!" The man says, "But I'm blind, and this is my seeing-eye dog!"

The bartender says, "Oh really? I've never heard of a Chihuahua seeing-eye dog!"

The man, thinking quickly, blurts out, "What? They gave me a fucking Chihuahua?"

 

[Boomerpw]

Anyone here from out of town?

What if companies started buying ads on condoms? What would they put on them? Following are a few examples.


1. BMW condoms - The Ultimate Driving Machine.
2. Amtrak condoms - We're Getting There.
3. Burger King condoms - Home of the Whopper!
4. Cadbury's condoms - The ones with the hard center.
5. Coca-Cola condoms - I like to give the world a poke ...
6. KFC condoms - Finger lickin' good!
7. Miller Lite condoms - Tastes great, less filling.
8. Nike condoms - Just do it!
9. Pepsi condoms - Taste the difference.
10. Microsoft condoms - Applying the patches may hurt.

 

[2003-robert]

webcam?

Hi - will you be using your cam tonight? If so, how do we view it? I have yahoo and can send my ID if you would be kind enough to let me watch. Thanks!

Robert

 

[smartandsexy]

Re: webcam?

Hi - will you be using your cam tonight? If so, how do we view it? I have yahoo and can send my ID if you would be kind enough to let me watch. Thanks!

Robert

 

[smartandsexy]

hmmmm...let me see how you're doing...

 

[smartandsexy]

Re: Re: webcam?

Sorry - didn't mean to be so stroppy.

No, no webcam till further notice. And then it's by invitation only

 

[Boomerpw]

hmmmm...let me see how you're doing...

I think we're making progress...


Boomer

 

[LOST&FOUND]

What is brown and sticky?















A stick.



Well it might not be that funny but I like it.

 

[onefastford]

Good evening S&S

 

[smartandsexy]

What is brown and sticky?

I thought it was going to be something I'd like....i.e. a date

 

[LOST&FOUND]

I thought it was going to be something I'd like....i.e. a date

Well I am brown and a bit sticky at times.