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Boomerpw
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At The Beach
A mother and father take their 6-year-old son to a nude beach. As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's so he goes back to ask her why that is. She tells her son, "The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is." The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does. She replies, "The bigger THEY are, the dumber the man is." Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play. Shortly thereafter, the boy returns again, and promptly tells his mother: "Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."
A mother and father take their 6-year-old son to a nude beach. As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's so he goes back to ask her why that is. She tells her son, "The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is." The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does. She replies, "The bigger THEY are, the dumber the man is." Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play. Shortly thereafter, the boy returns again, and promptly tells his mother: "Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."
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WOW..SandS you are beautiful !!!!
Hi, I just wanted to give you some feedback. I am new to this but wanted to say that you take my breath away...and more. You are beautiful, witty, charming and just.....huggable. lol
I love your pics and this thead. you certainly got my cream going. lol. Sorry if i am being forward, but not sure what else to say so I'll shutup for now
xxxxxxxxxxxxx..Sandy
Hi, I just wanted to give you some feedback. I am new to this but wanted to say that you take my breath away...and more. You are beautiful, witty, charming and just.....huggable. lol
I love your pics and this thead. you certainly got my cream going. lol. Sorry if i am being forward, but not sure what else to say so I'll shutup for now
xxxxxxxxxxxxx..Sandy
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Re: WOW..SandS you are beautiful !!!!
I am sure she wont think you are too forward. And when will we see your pictures?
BiSandy said:Hi, I just wanted to give you some feedback. I am new to this but wanted to say that you take my breath away...and more. You are beautiful, witty, charming and just.....huggable. lol
I love your pics and this thead. you certainly got my cream going. lol. Sorry if i am being forward, but not sure what else to say so I'll shutup for now
xxxxxxxxxxxxx..Sandy
I am sure she wont think you are too forward. And when will we see your pictures?
frank_long_horn
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Morning or evening S&S looking great as ever
Try this one a story I heard on the radio yesterday about a guy who has to look after his kids for a few days while his wife is away
He says the best thing is to give kids exercise so you take them for a 10km walk in the morning and then a 10 km walk in the afternoon
The best part is they are then 20 km from home in the evening.....boom boom
Try this one a story I heard on the radio yesterday about a guy who has to look after his kids for a few days while his wife is away
He says the best thing is to give kids exercise so you take them for a 10km walk in the morning and then a 10 km walk in the afternoon
The best part is they are then 20 km from home in the evening.....boom boom
smartandsexy
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Just been getting dinner together...thanks for all your contributions.
And Sandy, I posted a pic on my first post on lit, so no excuses
And Sandy, I posted a pic on my first post on lit, so no excuses
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Re: Re: Re: WOW..SandS you are beautiful !!!!
But you can start your own thread and post some pictures there.... Smart and Sexy, breath taking as usual!
xoxo
sugardaddy
BiSandy said:
But you can start your own thread and post some pictures there.... Smart and Sexy, breath taking as usual!
xoxo
sugardaddy
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S&S - jokes are hard to type BUT you are worth it so one soon .
PS love the cream shots - that top must be getting warm
PS love the cream shots - that top must be getting warm
smartandsexy
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frank_long_horn said:
..a little....
sugardaddy
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So many kisses to give to you and so little time....
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smartandsexy said:
If thine shirt offends thou, then take it off.
frank_long_horn
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Yummy, it MUST be getting hot, I am sure that top needs to be opened more to let the cool air brush across your delightful nipples. Turn up the heater and settle in for a quiet session - relax and enjoy
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A joke to lighten the load:
A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly he picked up a large empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks, rocks about 2" in
diameter. He then asked the students if the jar was full?
They agreed that it was. So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles, of course, rolled into the open areas between the rocks. He then asked the students again if the jar was full.
They agreed it was. The students laughed. The professor picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else.
"Now," said the professor, "I want you to recognise that this is your life. The rocks are the important things: your family, your partner, your health, your children - things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other
things that matter like your job, your house, your car. The sand is everything else. The small stuff." "If you put the sand into the jar first, there is no room for the pebbles or the rocks. The same goes for your life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you. Pay
attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out dancing. There will always be time to go to work, clean the house, give a
dinner party and fix the disposal." "Take care of the rocks first - the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."
But then...
A student then took the jar which the other students and the professor agreed was full, and proceeded to pour in a glass of beer. Of course the beer filled the remaining spaces within the jar making the jar truly full.
The moral of this tale is:
No matter how full your life is, there is always room for BEER!
A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly he picked up a large empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks, rocks about 2" in
diameter. He then asked the students if the jar was full?
They agreed that it was. So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles, of course, rolled into the open areas between the rocks. He then asked the students again if the jar was full.
They agreed it was. The students laughed. The professor picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else.
"Now," said the professor, "I want you to recognise that this is your life. The rocks are the important things: your family, your partner, your health, your children - things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other
things that matter like your job, your house, your car. The sand is everything else. The small stuff." "If you put the sand into the jar first, there is no room for the pebbles or the rocks. The same goes for your life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you. Pay
attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out dancing. There will always be time to go to work, clean the house, give a
dinner party and fix the disposal." "Take care of the rocks first - the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."
But then...
A student then took the jar which the other students and the professor agreed was full, and proceeded to pour in a glass of beer. Of course the beer filled the remaining spaces within the jar making the jar truly full.
The moral of this tale is:
No matter how full your life is, there is always room for BEER!
smartandsexy
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...long time no see.....
metasexual
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Good evening Sns!
I am very politely requesting you show us more of that lovely creamy skin. You can see my reaction to your previous days efforts on my thread this afternoon
Meta
I am very politely requesting you show us more of that lovely creamy skin. You can see my reaction to your previous days efforts on my thread this afternoon
Meta
frank_long_horn
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Yes but they ARE worth seeing -
would a small nibble and kiss around the underside of the sensite skin of your breast be called for?
Would a gentle nibble of your erect nipple send pleasure up and down your body?
Would a soft touch down the side of your breast make you feel tingly and wanting more?
Or would a firm pressure on your nipples with strong sucking make your back arch?
would a small nibble and kiss around the underside of the sensite skin of your breast be called for?
Would a gentle nibble of your erect nipple send pleasure up and down your body?
Would a soft touch down the side of your breast make you feel tingly and wanting more?
Or would a firm pressure on your nipples with strong sucking make your back arch?
smartandsexy
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metasexual said:Good evening Sns!
I am very politely requesting you show us more of that lovely creamy skin. You can see my reaction to your previous days efforts on my thread this afternoon
Polite requests eh? There's an interesting ploy. I have some stuff to do now though, but I'll check back later and maybe....just maybe....
Boomerpw
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smartandsexy said:...long time no see.....
Darn, I pop out for some time on the weight machine and look what I missed!
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smartandsexy said:Can't be bothered to get dressed properly today
y'know, i seem to have the same problem....
(okay, have to go back and look at a certain sexy english lass now....
).....oh, i see now. haha! hmm. damn, i wish i was funny
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smartandsexy
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Re: ....so not funny....
....that reminds me....for all of your jokes, the funniest thing on this thread has to be Goblin's dog photo
emptyness said:
....that reminds me....for all of your jokes, the funniest thing on this thread has to be Goblin's dog photo
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