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I digress

To bring you a genuine nursery rhyme I've just found....

"I love little pussy,
Her coat is so warm,
And if I don't hurt her,
She'll do me no harm.
So I'll not pull her tail,
Nor drive her away,
But pussy and I,
Very gently will play."

:D
 
Reading every single nursery rhyme I can find, hehe.

Here's one that has two women in it....

Polly put the kettle on,
Polly put the kettle on,
Polly put the kettle on,
Let’s all have tea.

Suzy take it off again,
Suzy take it off again,
Suzy take it off again,
They’ve all gone away.
 
Holy shit some of this stuff is demented


Piggie on the railway lines,
Picking up stones.
Down came the engine
And broke piggie’s bones.
Aah! Cried the little piggie
That’s not fair.
Oh! Cried the engine driver
I don’t care!
 
goblin_man said:
Holy shit some of this stuff is demented


Piggie on the railway lines,
Picking up stones.
Down came the engine
And broke piggie’s bones.
Aah! Cried the little piggie
That’s not fair.
Oh! Cried the engine driver
I don’t care!

I remember that one!!! :D
 
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