Welcome to HMS Blue Balls (be warned)

[rosco rathbone]

That's so elder cocksman Jean Genet sexy.

heheheh excellent diction.

 

[midwestyankee]

That's such a sad line.

It would be even sadder to live Richard Aucune's life. Trust me on that.

 

[h_i_s]

Guess I have been doing a good job.
Ahem., yeah.
Just passing through.

Nice thread you have here, Bett'.

 

[Xelebes]

Lately I've been tempted to start a novel or perhaps even a short story with a line much like the following:

For 10, 584 mornings in a row, Richard Aucune came to consciousness without a morning blowjob. He was beginning to get used to the pattern.

Best you keep that to a haiku.

 

[midwestyankee]

Best you keep that to a haiku.

I'm not that concise. It takes me more than fourteen syllables to clear my throat.

 

[Xelebes]

Best you keep that to a haiku.

That didn't make sense.