Welsh Rarebit's Bare Bits (BBW)

[lovemonster]

no text - was just on internet one afternoon trying to cool down - why the hell I sent you a message i have no idea - I'd have got all hot and bothered again!

I was sure I had a text from you?

Or was it a yahoo offline?

Sorry, I didn't have much in the way of internet access last week anyway...

 

[lovemonster]

Hiya Monsy *big snogs* How ya been hon? Well I hope. Chat soon

Hiya DLF, good to see ya!

 

[lovemonster]

You dozy bitch, you had posted about two mins before and Elven about 5 mins before that!!! That's why I jumped you both as you both appeared to be here!!!

But I wasn't here when you snogged me! So ner!!

 

[Guest]

But I wasn't here when you snogged me! So ner!!

Two minutes!! Two fucking minutes and you hadn't said goodbye!!! I assumed you were here, I gave you credit for having the manners to say goodbye if you were going *sticks tongue out at ya*

 

[lovemonster]

Two minutes!! Two fucking minutes and you hadn't said goodbye!!! I assumed you were here, I gave you credit for having the manners to say goodbye if you were going *sticks tongue out at ya*

LOL...I was bumming off someone else's wireless, so I had to scoot off quick

So next time, just be quicker, ok?

 

[Guest]

LOL...I was bumming off someone else's wireless, so I had to scoot off quick

So next time, just be quicker, ok?

So that's why you got arrested

Funny, you don't normally complain when I take my time......


And now I am off to bed, us over 40's need our beauty sleep after a weekend of labouring in the garden!!! Give my love to the wounded soldier and the brats please hun

 

[lovemonster]

So that's why you got arrested

Funny, you don't normally complain when I take my time......


And now I am off to bed, us over 40's need our beauty sleep after a weekend of labouring in the garden!!! Give my love to the wounded soldier and the brats please hun

No, didn't you hear, that was for pissing in Jewson's car park....ask GA

LOL...yes, but you're usually doing other things...

Will do. Sleep well hun, sweet dreams.

 

[supahspaz]

Blimey, what is it with people snogging me when I'm not here??

you know me babe.. any chance I get to snog you... I WILL

 

[lovemonster]

you know me babe.. any chance I get to snog you... I WILL

LOL, not that I'm objecting in any way, Spaz darling..

 

[Shreik]

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself -- like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.
-- Jean Kerr

 

[lovemonster]

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself -- like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.
-- Jean Kerr

LOL...I like that one...

 

[Shreik]

Hello lovely {{{LM}}}x11


Just letting everyone know I will be gone the 8th and 9th.

This guy says, 'I'm perfect for you, because I'm a cross between a macho and a sensitive man.'
I said, 'Oh, a gay trucker?'
-- Judy Tenuta

 

[lovemonster]

Hello lovely {{{LM}}}x11


Just letting everyone know I will be gone the 8th and 9th.

This guy says, 'I'm perfect for you, because I'm a cross between a macho and a sensitive man.'
I said, 'Oh, a gay trucker?'
-- Judy Tenuta

{{{Shreik}}}

Have fun, wherever it is you're off to.

 

[supahspaz]

LOL, not that I'm objecting in any way, Spaz darling..

ooh good, objecting only makes it better

How are you darling?

 

[lovemonster]

ooh good, objecting only makes it better

How are you darling?

LOL, I'll take your word for it..

I'm good thanks honey, how are you?

 

[supahspaz]

LOL, I'll take your word for it..

I'm good thanks honey, how are you?

I am well.. trying to pyche myself up to ride to work in the rain

 

[lovemonster]

I am well.. trying to pyche myself up to ride to work in the rain

Oh dear...it's hammering down here too...

 

[Shreik]

If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children...' - they leave skid marks.
-- Rita Rudner

 

[ForeverStiff]

Good morning scrumptious one

 

[lovemonster]

If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children...' - they leave skid marks.
-- Rita Rudner

I find most men leave skid marks anyway. That's why they do their own washing...

 

[lovemonster]

Good morning scrumptious one

Good morning, sweet one!

How are you? All settled back into work now?

 

[supahspaz]

Oh dear...it's hammering down here too...

oooh I'ld love to hammer you...

 

[Shreik]

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison.
-- Tim Allen

 

[lovemonster]

oooh I'ld love to hammer you...

ROFL....you bad boy....

 

[lovemonster]

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison.
-- Tim Allen

Ooh, tough choice...