We're going to burn in hell!

[R. Richard]

I slightly misquoted. The actual reference is:

Union General Phil Sheridan, who was posted in Texas after the Civil War: "If I owned hell and Texas, I'd rent out Texas and live in hell."

 

[Guest]

I think God probably likes sex.

And what do you think his take on anal is?

I don't care where I'm going (partly cos I don't think there's anywhere to go), just as long as I carry on creating my own version of hell, and enjoying every damned minute of it.

 

[matriarch]

I have a condo reserved on the lake of fire, if anyone needs accomdations and I get there before you do

Save me a place, gorgeous.

 

[Boxlicker101]

I have a condo reserved on the lake of fire, if anyone needs accomdations and I get there before you do

If everybody from AH meets there, we can have some memorable orgies.

 

[SeaCat]

I have a T-Shirt which reads Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over.

The best version of Hell I've ever heard was a large area fille with lawyers trying to sue each other, and losing.

Cat