What’s Crossing Your Mind II

[mnbreastluver]

There is an exact level of talent in which drawing a cock and balls goes from vandalism to art.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

You right, you right. I just avoid talking to people and that takes care of those anxieties lol

Just show up and let your interest be known in a way that is honest and forthright, without being too aggressive. "Hey wanna fuck?" Would be perfect from you. "Stick your dick in me or I cut you!" is going too far.

 

[pandaburr]

Just show up and let your interest be known in a way that is honest and forthright, without being too aggressive. "Hey wanna fuck?" Would be perfect from you. "Stick your dick in me or I cut you!" is going too far.

So that’s why he blocked me!

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

So that’s why he blocked me!

Remember, if he needs to be convinced at gunpoint, he isn't the boy for you. You deserve better.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Stoners become engineers when the have nothing to smoke out of.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Stoners become engineers when the have nothing to smoke out of.

And ish they come up with is amazing!

 

[mnbreastluver]

There is a song that, if played on Speaker with the right dimensions to stick it up one’s ass, has the most optimal pattern of vibrations for pleasure.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

If sane is the norm and you're constantly insane, then doesn't that make it normal and thus, make you sane

 

[mnbreastluver]

We could probably save a lot more on car insurance if they didn’t pay for so many commercials.

 

[smtst5]

Fuck you cancer

 

[mnbreastluver]

Taking the groceries inside in one trip shows we prefer weightlifting over cardio.

 

[LovelyLadyLicker]

Should I cum again?

 

[mnbreastluver]

if you work as a wine taster, you could get fired for not drinking on the job.

 

[Misshotndeep]

if you work as a wine taster, you could get fired for not drinking on the job.

They don’t actually swallow.

 

[mnbreastluver]

They don’t actually swallow.

What a shame and waste of wine.

 

[smtst5]

My college roommates favorite saying. “Either you suck dick or you don’t suck dick.”

 

[mnbreastluver]

When self-driving cars are more widespread, we're going to start having dead people that arrive at people's houses unexpectedly.

 

[Misshotndeep]

When self-driving cars are more widespread, we're going to start having dead people that arrive at people's houses unexpectedly.

Gonna put hearse drivers out of work too!

 

[mnbreastluver]

Gonna put hearse drivers out of work too!

Gonna put a damper on family reunions if gramma shows up passed away too,,,,

 

[mnbreastluver]

Some glass makers have trained all their lives to end up making dildos.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Some glass makers have trained all their lives to end up making dildos.

Those are made via mold.
Don’t ask how I know.

 

[fsa52]

 

[mnbreastluver]

There is someone out there that has has sex with multiple celebrity's but can't tell anyone cause they are a mortician.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

trying to get this dang 90s techno song out of my mind, can't find it on youtube and it's driving me nuts

 

[cheekygirl75]

trying to get this dang 90s techno song out of my mind, can't find it on youtube and it's driving me nuts

Tell me what you know about it, I’ll find it