What’s Crossing Your Mind II

[barefootgirl69]

This is too good to be true!

 

[Susurration]

Some rain would be most welcome.

 

[Chillygirl]

Who reports someone for "having an unprofessional sense of humour"?

My asshole coworker reported two of us for talking about the show South Park

 

[NastyNyx]

I went on a few dates with a guy a while ago. It didn't really go well and I told him I wasn't interested. Didn't talk to him for several weeks after that and then I get a text telling me his mom is in town and he wants me to meet her

I'm still trying to figure out if that's a joke or not.

 

[MsNatalie99]

I went on a few dates with a guy a while ago. It didn't really go well and I told him I wasn't interested. Didn't talk to him for several weeks after that and then I get a text telling me his mom is in town and he wants me to meet her

I'm still trying to figure out if that's a joke or not.

 

[NastyNyx]

Yep at first I was amused....it's turning into slight concern. I'm going to ignore it and see what happens. Hopefully he doesn't show up on my doorstep lol.

 

[smtst5]

Yep at first I was amused....it's turning into slight concern. I'm going to ignore it and see what happens. Hopefully he doesn't show up on my doorstep lol.

With mom in tow...

 

[EnigmaSquared]

Sounds like someone didn't take the hint that you're not interested

Or he took in a different way...

"I get it. I'm not your cup of tea. How about I hook you up with my mom? You're single, she's single, and she used to be a seamstress if you know what I mean. I'm just sayin', the woman can handle some serious scissoring."

 

[NastyNyx]

Hmmm I never thought of this mom angle...maybe I should ask him for a pic

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that women are probably more comfortable having different size boobs than men are with having different size dicks.

 

[ImSinister]

Daydreaming of someone under my desk, on their knees, undoing my zipper . . .

 

[Susurration]

She was so right about that colour.

 

[Acktion]

These people sending out spam emails titled "stop disappointing in bed!" clearly have no fuckin' clue who they are talking to. I may have struggled to get them there. I've lost more than a few who felt they couldn't keep up. But, I can honestly say that none have ever left disappointed! Exhausted. Worn out. Sore... A whole lotta things. But, never disappointed.

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[mnbreastluver]

When recovering from a vasectomy, numb nuts ceases being an insult and becomes a goal.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Missing someone.

 

[mnbreastluver]

We can trick our brains into thinking we're having sex by masturbating, but we can't tickle ourselves.

 

[NastyNyx]

Why do people think it's ok to just drop in on you at your home?

 

[cheekygirl75]

Why do people think it's ok to just drop in on you at your home?

No, no thank you! I’d hide

 

[TongueLust]

Potato salad and baked beans.

 

[NastyNyx]

No, no thank you! I’d hide

Seriously if I could have I would have! I was so pissed. I'm getting a sign made that says Please Do Not Disturb....or maybe I'll just get one that just says Please Fuck Off

 

[TongueLust]

Seriously if I could have I would have! I was so pissed. I'm getting a sign made that says Please Do Not Disturb....or maybe I'll just get one that just says Please Fuck Off

Unless it's an emergency, I don't open.

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[smtst5]

Are those my shorts in the driveway?

 

[NastyNyx]

Unless it's an emergency, I don't open.

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I wanna be like you lol.

 

[TongueLust]

I wanna be like you lol.

Believe me, they will learn.

 

[NastyNyx]

Believe me, they will learn.

You're right...and I'm gonna start. It happens often and it's not ok with me.