What’s Crossing Your Mind II

[ydahecnot]

52?

 

[AveryElle]

Wonder if the guilt will ever set in!

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

I guess this is my answer. Wonder if she will admit it?

 

[mnbreastluver]

You don't check the pantry to see if new snacks have appeared, you check to see if your standards have lowered.

 

[n8Romantic]

is this going to be an “I can” day or an “I can’t” day. It’s up to me.

 

[fsa52]

Just how much I’m enjoying the cooler weather

 

[JKL123]

I can't believe that 3/4 of the year is almost passed, and only 88 days until Xmas.

 

[Lily13]

The treadmill smokes when I’m using it. We haven’t had sex . Think I need a new one

 

[NastyNyx]

The 70 year old man that asked me out on a date tonight....too cute

 

[JKL123]

Since @NastyNyx thinks the 70 YO asking was cute maybe she'll think this 64 YO asking is cuter and is more to her liking????

 

[AveryElle]

I can't believe that 3/4 of the year is almost passed, and only 88 days until Xmas.

It’s somehow been the fastest year and slowest year. Time is brutal.

 

[rycat25]

I wonder if they'll ever return

 

[mnbreastluver]

Only at a vending machine is it bad news that every bill in your wallet is a 20.

 

[NastyNyx]

Since @NastyNyx thinks the 70 YO asking was cute maybe she'll think this 64 YO asking is cuter and is more to her liking????

Cuter by the year.....are you asking?

 

[mnbreastluver]

You are allowed to freely slap people if they are on fire.

 

[Girly_girl]

The damage in Florida that Hurricane Ian left behind, simply heartbreaking

 

[mnbreastluver]

Diamonds and boobs both become increasingly likely to be fake as their size increases.

 

[mnbreastluver]

For some reason, She Hulk doesn’t lose her shirt when she transforms but regular Hulk does.

 

[TongueLust]

If you can't take a simple joke, I suggest that you use extra lube on that stick.

 

[smtst5]

If they can’t take a joke then they probably weren’t using lube to start with.

 

[TongueLust]

Or they need a bigger stick.

 

[Lady2020]

Methed, speeded-out customers who think their rude, demanding behavior is normal.

 

[mnbreastluver]

There is a chance that some astronaut drew a penis on the moon and it’s still there.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

I wonder how long people give their loved ones chances to prove they are who they claim to be despite their actions. Is 15 years too long?

 

[mnbreastluver]

The last two years have shown people can still get work done without wearing pants and shoes.