What’s Crossing Your Mind II

[TongueLust]

Okay, so not the Magic MIKE'S Magical Misting Cauldron.

Geez, did I ever misread that the first time and wonder what the heck was going on here.

Oh my gosh! She is only 3. lol

 

[TongueLust]

I'm fucking rolling!

 

[gga]

Oh my gosh! She is only 3. lol

I know! Hence the initial shock!

 

[TongueLust]

I know! Hence the initial shock!

It's funny, my cousins will get a kick out of it.

 

[quietlylooking]

I fucked up.

 

[_Ritch_]

Thank the Literotica Gods for the ignore button!

 

[RIPAphrodite]

I’m thinking about chocolate

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Why is the dog snoring?

 

[y=mx+b]

How good sex feels to me.
Like... not for the sake of, or in the pursuit of orgasm
But how it legitimately feels to be in, and surrounding a woman.

I love it

 

[TunnelKing089]

It’s kinda fucked up that Cupid’s arrow is a long, hard shaft that gets put inside you without your consent, and then it makes you fall in love.

Did you know that Aphrodite was Cupid's mother?Yep I like mythology.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Did you know that Aphrodite was Cupid's mother?Yep I like mythology.

I didn’t. Learned something today,

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I'm considering doing another personal. If I put it in the Play Ground again, will lightning strike twice. The newbies have never known such fun.

 

[mnbreastluver]

The most advanced military in the world spent $500,000 to pop a ballon.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Go the fuck to sleep kid.

 

[NeonSubtlety]

didn’t work for me either.

 

[Taegul]

My sleep schedule is shot lol.

 

[Anastasia1999]

Cottage pie for Sunday lunch

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I'm considering doing another personal. If I put it in the Play Ground again, will lightning strike twice. The newbies have never known such fun.

I'll only do it with permission from @ToPleaseHim

 

[mnbreastluver]

Looking for a needle in a haystack is much easier if you start with a match

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I’m not sure my sense of humor is always appreciated. Oh well, I’m not everyone’s shot of whiskey.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Things.

 

[ShaneoD]

Things.

If I asked the question and got this response I'd be scared

 

[fsa52]

I can relate to this.

Oh me too!!

 

[fsa52]

My sensen of humor ranges from dry to school yard lol

I do love bawdy humor!

 

[Mattentive]

I’m not sure my sense of humor is always appreciated. Oh well, I’m not everyone’s shot of whiskey.

I'm dead certain mine isn't. I might start a thread called 'What Were You Thinking?'

Your short, cutting replies to posts are the ones I remember making me laugh out loud.