What are we in real life?

[Dixon Carter Lee]

[Edited by Dixon Carter Lee on 11-03-2000 at 03:00 AM]

 

[Rosebud]

thanks alot dcl, now i know that i probably see you everyday and will never know which one of the sexy men on the commercials or t.v. shows that you are...aaauuugghhhh

 

[Bliss]

I am obviously not the sharpest tool in the shed this morning. Payne are you explaining Isabellas comment to me or has my ego run amok again.

To paraphrase MarkyMark (I did NOT just say that!!!!):
You got charm oozing outcha pores!

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Amok is a terrible thing to waste.

 

[Expertise]

Gotta' go see a dermatologist now. Even during puberty I never had anything oozing out of my pores.

PS Thanks, i'm flattered.

 

[Flagg]

Gee Dixon - all that and yet you still have time to spend hours everyday on a porn site!
Maybe some of those projects aren't going too well huh?

 

[CreamyLady]

I'm an art student. I'm also an apprentice writer; I don't think I'll ever get it totally right.

Right now I think I'll be in school forever.

 

[Ian1]

I am a soldier. An Infanrtyman to be exact. For those who are lost as to what that means, no I do not work with infants. I am one of the guys who runs around on the ground with a gun and tries to kill my fellow man. Fortunatly I have not yet been put in that position, and pray I never will. You have to be crazy to want to kill people. Soon I hope to be a fireman, though. I hear the pay is better, and they have a strong Union with good benefits.

 

[Flagg]

OK my turn:

Alternate Mornings - I train the ancient art of mujifatsu with my old friend and trainer gongi.

Other Alternate Mornings - I teach Oriental Linguistic Classes to the dumb and the blind.

Alternate Afternoons - I spend time writing a book on the mechanics of existentialism in a world of pre-determined eclectic synonyms.

Other afternoons - I work as a freelance photographer attempting to create a "painting" of realism in the suburbs of Mexico City.

Most Evenings - I teach a class of pre-conventised nuns the art of tantric sex and the benefits of guided drug misuse.

Oh and now and then I relax with a copy of playboy, a courgette and a pot of nivea cream.

Isn't life just sooo rewarding!

 

[Expertise]

Flagg I was under the impression that you were a gigolo fucktoy.

*smirk*

 

[Isabella Thorne]

To market .. to market ..

ha ha Piece of Paynie dear .. Blonde Pantie .. ha ha ha ha ... LMAO ..

PM Byng .. i was a marketing student ... you exhibit marketing skills when you post .. i recognized it ..

I'm ready for dictation now PM Byng ...

and Chef darling ... i can star in porn films if you like baby ... I'm ready for my close up now ..

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Gee Dixon - all that and yet you still have time to spend hours everyday on a porn site!
Maybe some of those projects aren't going too well huh?

Oh you cross thing, you just can't stand it can you?

Let me do the remedial math for you, Mr. Grouchy -- take away all the time you spend watching "My Weekend at Bernie's" on cable, waiting in line to insult waitresses at restaurants, taking asshole class, and being angry at anyone who smells happy, and that's how much time I have to visit lovely Literotica.

Why so pissy, lately? Maybe you need antoher vacation. Go ahead. We'll be fine. I promise to keep everyone unhappy while you're gone. Have fun! Bu-bye.

 

[April]

I'm between jobs. Now, I hope nobody looks down on me for this, but I am one of those lowly people at the local photo lab! No, not the big chain Mart stores. You know, WalMart, K-Mart, and Target. I prefer the smaller stores. That way I can actually get to know the customer and give them better pictures and service. I've probably bored everybody, so I'm shutting up now.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Make mine double prints please

...oh April darling .. it's good for me to have an "in" next time i want my film developed .. nudge nudge know what i mean .. know what i mean

 

[Bliss]

Heehee, That's not boring April. I know someone who eons ago worked at a PhotoMat. If it's still the same, you get to see a lot of *risque* pictures taken by people too silly to know better than to send them away to be developed.

Just think what you'd be privy to if you worked at the one on base! *Oh, my Colonel! What a lovely thong!*


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[April]

LOL I did work at the one on base! Unfortunately, I never saw anything risque. Saw lots of flowers from Keukenhof, and lots of Paris pics, though.

Isabella, I'll let you know when I'm working again. *nudge, nudge* LOL

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Well I was suppose to be born rich but that didn't work out. Now I am a Casino Dealer/Dental Assistant.

 

[Earthgoddess]

Well I am sure this is not a major surprise, I am a chef with my own company, currently building a website(on-line cook book actually)-I work on a few days a motnh selling linens and clothing and all sorts of Martha Stewart-y household items in a very Laura Ashley-esque boutique...I am a linen whore-I trade my paychecks for fabulous linen and the occassional dress...I am also a mom who works basically from home so I am slipping and sliding between stay at home and works when son is with my ex-husband on weekends...Since we are homeschooling I am facing years of this-I need to get my website up so I can really work from home-and of course then I can check in here more frequently-hehehe...
As a side job -in my non-existant free time_ I help my father plan performances and events in his sideshow and carnival museum...scheduling swordswallowers,booking retired attractions for lectures and figuring out how to keep the corn dogs coming, oh and giving tours at the museum itself...

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

[Edited by Dixon Carter Lee on 11-03-2000 at 03:01 AM]

 

[Merelan]

I was going to say something very charming and witty and intellectual, but the thought of swallowing needles has sent it right out of my head.
There goes my chance at the proffesorship.

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

DCL I am speachless. Well I know where to go when I need to hem my pants now.

 

[Naked Hunny]

God i feel like a peon compared to you people....

Ok how do i describe my job hmmmmmm..... hehe.. You know all that annoying mail you recieve aka junkmail. Well it isnt junkmail at all its direct mail and I get paid extremely well to make sure it gets in your mailbox. If you ever got anything from Capital One or Time or even those annoying AOL CDs yup you got it from me. Hehe have a nice day now... and remember i have access to the addresses of everyone in the US, Canada, and Britain. Ya know thats scary...

 

[Expertise]

Naked Hunny if you weren't such a sweetie I would tell you that there should be camps for you people.

Camps where you are fed an unaltering diet of lean cuisine and Fresca and where you have the choice of listening to the Muzak version of Guns and Roses greatest hits or Life Insurance telemarketers all the live long day.

But not you cutie, PM Byng will grant you a pardon and pray that your soul will not have to smoke small dog turds in purgatory for your sins.

[Edited by Expertise on 08-22-2000 at 01:00 PM]

 

[Silverlily]

Wondering what Naked Hunny would accept in exchange for being removed from those lists.

 

[Naked Hunny]

all i have to say is...

This is way better than the last two jobs i had... I was a manager at Wendys for 3 yrs. Dont dis Telemarketers i did that for a coupla months but the pay was shitty.

 

[Expertise]

Telemarketers provide a usefull and valuable service to the corporate world.

Shotguns provide a usefull and valuable tool to the public that they harass.

I'll be off on my three state killing spree now...

*where the hell is the adress for Time Life books and Sprint*

PS. Wendys always fucks up my order.