What are we in real life?
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Canucklehead922
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What am I in this thing commonly referred to as "real life" (which I've never actually had the fortune to experience)? I'm either:
a) Non-existant, a fiction;
b) Godzilla stuntman;
c) Undeniably handsome;
d) A destructive force, much like John Byrne;
e) Professional Mini-Golf Set Designer;
f) Aspiring fiction writer;
g) Aspiring bass player;
h) Silly old coot;
i) Silly young coot;
j) A bore who likes to spend all his time attempting--and ultimatly failing--to be witty;
k) Executive Manager of Dumb, Long Lists;
l) Dead meat, as soon as m'Lord Lasher gets ahold of me;
k) Compiler putting together an Adbridged Dictionarie of Modern Englich;
n) Slave to my cat;
o) President of the Erotic Association of Apiarists;
p) A shmuck.
a) Non-existant, a fiction;
b) Godzilla stuntman;
c) Undeniably handsome;
d) A destructive force, much like John Byrne;
e) Professional Mini-Golf Set Designer;
f) Aspiring fiction writer;
g) Aspiring bass player;
h) Silly old coot;
i) Silly young coot;
j) A bore who likes to spend all his time attempting--and ultimatly failing--to be witty;
k) Executive Manager of Dumb, Long Lists;
l) Dead meat, as soon as m'Lord Lasher gets ahold of me;
k) Compiler putting together an Adbridged Dictionarie of Modern Englich;
n) Slave to my cat;
o) President of the Erotic Association of Apiarists;
p) A shmuck.
Bonnie Wee Lassie
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Naked Hunny I would like to apoligize for all those names I called you when ever I went and got my mail. Now that I know who is sending all that stuff I will know tell everyone "Hey I just got mail from Naked Hunny!". LOL
lilfrk
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I would also like to apologize to Naked Hunny. I was really nasty to you in the past when I got the mail. And the next time I see my husband I will make him apologize too because he was way nastier than I ever thought of being.
As for what I do, I work in a nursing home taking care of people. Not a glamorous job, but a job that needs to be done. It pays the bills and gives me the things I need in life. Plus I actually like it.
Have a Good One.
As for what I do, I work in a nursing home taking care of people. Not a glamorous job, but a job that needs to be done. It pays the bills and gives me the things I need in life. Plus I actually like it.
Have a Good One.
I've spent quite a bit of time at a certain cereal factory working my way through school. Many helpful members of my family have suggested I should work there full time - to which I emphatically reply: not an option!!!! UGH!
I recently graduated with a print journalism diploma and hope to put that into good use sometime soon.
I recently graduated with a print journalism diploma and hope to put that into good use sometime soon.
BwaaaaaaaHaaaaaaHaaaaaaaaa
Sorry, I don't buy that. Whatever they call it, they don't know me well enough to know whether or not I'll be in the mood to buy their widgets just because they happen to send "targeted" ads at least once a week. As a Time Warner stock holder I especially resent the endless stream of AOL CD's. What a collosal waste of time and money! Most of the damned things go straight to our already overcrowded landfills anyway, at least the 2-5 we get every week do.
*The earth plus plastic*
Okay, that was my infrequent Save the Planet rant. Commence frivolity. And to think, I was just going to say H, now we know where to forward this crap too. heehee
PS to H
El Hinto: Not JUST the last name, cough, hint, edit, cough.
Naked Hunny said:
Sorry, I don't buy that. Whatever they call it, they don't know me well enough to know whether or not I'll be in the mood to buy their widgets just because they happen to send "targeted" ads at least once a week. As a Time Warner stock holder I especially resent the endless stream of AOL CD's. What a collosal waste of time and money! Most of the damned things go straight to our already overcrowded landfills anyway, at least the 2-5 we get every week do.
*The earth plus plastic*
Okay, that was my infrequent Save the Planet rant. Commence frivolity. And to think, I was just going to say H, now we know where to forward this crap too. heehee
PS to H
El Hinto: Not JUST the last name, cough, hint, edit, cough.
Thumper
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Eastbound and down....
I drive trucks..the big ones...but don't call me a truckdriver...plenty of truckdrivers can't drive and never been in a truck...they live in trailer parks! LOL
Going to school for my Associates degree in two weeks...in computer sciences...I want to get into the hardware end of the scxene. Setting up equipment and networks and the like...the nuts and bolts of it. not sure if this is the way to go so if any of you can enlighten me I would appreciate it...
If that don't work I am gonna be a whore/gigolo...
I drive trucks..the big ones...but don't call me a truckdriver...plenty of truckdrivers can't drive and never been in a truck...they live in trailer parks! LOL
Going to school for my Associates degree in two weeks...in computer sciences...I want to get into the hardware end of the scxene. Setting up equipment and networks and the like...the nuts and bolts of it. not sure if this is the way to go so if any of you can enlighten me I would appreciate it...
If that don't work I am gonna be a whore/gigolo...
Canucklehead922
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Seriously...
Inasmuch as my last post most likely strung a weary sigh and shake of the head from any who read it, I apologise.
For the morbidly curious, I present the following about myself: items (f) and (g) are correct, and you can make a case for items (i), (j) and (p). Aside from that, starting September I'm a freshman at the University of Manitoba, and I'm planning on studying Philosophy.
Inasmuch as my last post most likely strung a weary sigh and shake of the head from any who read it, I apologise.
For the morbidly curious, I present the following about myself: items (f) and (g) are correct, and you can make a case for items (i), (j) and (p). Aside from that, starting September I'm a freshman at the University of Manitoba, and I'm planning on studying Philosophy.
Naked Hunny
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ok for all you people that despise my job!!
I only took it because it pays well enough that i can go back to school in the spring semester and finish getting my Finance degree. See i have brains just that my hormones got ahead of me and now i have my snickerdoodle.
I only took it because it pays well enough that i can go back to school in the spring semester and finish getting my Finance degree. See i have brains just that my hormones got ahead of me and now i have my snickerdoodle.
Dixon Carter Lee
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[Edited by Dixon Carter Lee on 11-03-2000 at 03:03 AM]
Merelan
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Forget any bids I made in the auction. I want to save my money for the Dixon Does Delightful Dextrous,
nevermind. I lost my train of thought, left iot boarding at the station.
Grr. That's twice today he has made me forget what I was going to say. I guess that's a hint. I will go be quiet in the corner.
nevermind. I lost my train of thought, left iot boarding at the station.
Grr. That's twice today he has made me forget what I was going to say. I guess that's a hint. I will go be quiet in the corner.
Earthgoddess
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hhhhmmmmm Dixon would it sound too brash if I begged you to email me so I can send you info about the museum in RL...not that I wouldn't love to share all the details here but the idea of a horde of literoticans flooding my father's museum,"Hi there I was in a sexual role playing game with your daughter-she sure can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch,etc." Not that we wouldn't welcome the extra business but-it's that everyday life bleed over into Lit life thing...I am very serious about this Dixon we have some great people on our Board_Penn and Teller, John Waters, I think Kurt Vonneget(spelling error) is serving as a board member too...email me and let me know-thanks!
It appears as if I have started a whole new following for DCL! LOL
DCL,
If you are ever producing something and desperately need an actress ........ (I was "Helena" in a short of Midsummer Night's Dream once...?)
Anyway... look everybody he responded!
I half expected some totally unpredictable, exotic thing... I don't know like "table dancing, " or perhaps "camera man for the croccodile hunter show" or something... but now we know he must be how we picture him... *sigh.*
(So... Ummm ... Dixon!..... Soooo I have always had a thing for guys who can tie cherry stem knots with their tongue... were you serious about that?)
DCL,
If you are ever producing something and desperately need an actress ........ (I was "Helena" in a short of Midsummer Night's Dream once...?)
Anyway... look everybody he responded!
I half expected some totally unpredictable, exotic thing... I don't know like "table dancing, " or perhaps "camera man for the croccodile hunter show" or something... but now we know he must be how we picture him... *sigh.*
(So... Ummm ... Dixon!..... Soooo I have always had a thing for guys who can tie cherry stem knots with their tongue... were you serious about that?)
Laurel
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I'm a butt fucker. The shit stops here.
You do that professionally? I thought it was just a hobby.
To make you all extremely jealous, I have seen DCL do that trick (the needle one, not the cherry stem ). Don't ask how, when, or where, because I won't tell you. I will say that it's one of the most bizarre things I've ever witnessed.
In RL, I'm a (surprise!) webmistress. I also do graphic design (web & print) freelance out of my home, which helps support my webmistressing. I did design for agencies and newspapers for 7 years before I decided working for other people sucked and I was going off on my own even if it meant I'd have to sell collectibles on eBay to pay the rent. Fortunately, I've got more than enough freelance work, and I'm actually doing much better (financially and emotionally) on my own.
You do that professionally? I thought it was just a hobby.
To make you all extremely jealous, I have seen DCL do that trick (the needle one, not the cherry stem
). Don't ask how, when, or where, because I won't tell you. I will say that it's one of the most bizarre things I've ever witnessed.In RL, I'm a (surprise!) webmistress. I also do graphic design (web & print) freelance out of my home, which helps support my webmistressing. I did design for agencies and newspapers for 7 years before I decided working for other people sucked and I was going off on my own even if it meant I'd have to sell collectibles on eBay to pay the rent. Fortunately, I've got more than enough freelance work, and I'm actually doing much better (financially and emotionally) on my own.
Never
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Rosebud
"my job is boring and little...I am a manager in our local grocery store. "
Deborah [/i]
"I'm a butt fucker. The shit stops here. "
CreamyLady
"I'm an art student. I'm also an apprentice writer; I don't think I'll ever get it totally right.
Right now I think I'll be in school forever. "
At this point I am training to be all of the above.
"my job is boring and little...I am a manager in our local grocery store. "
Deborah [/i]
"I'm a butt fucker. The shit stops here. "
CreamyLady
"I'm an art student. I'm also an apprentice writer; I don't think I'll ever get it totally right.
Right now I think I'll be in school forever. "
At this point I am training to be all of the above.
CreamyLady
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I forgot to mention that I'm also a middle-aged woman who is spiking the hostile meter today . . .
A friendly warning.
A friendly warning.
CreamyLady
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Never said:
Never, you didn't do anything . . . this seemed as good a place as any to warn people that my tolerance for rudeness disguised as good fun is at an all time low.
It was much higher, earlier today.
CreamyLady
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Well, when I draw, I prefer charcoal and pastel; I like to get my fingers into it, and hate anything between me and the paper, such as pencils or pens or brushes.
I love clay, and ceramics, especially.
I love clay, and ceramics, especially.
CreamyLady
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Never, anyone who is creative, and takes joy in creation, is a real artist.
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Originally posted by Siren
IN fact, guess what La Siren does in RL as a profession if you can...any takers? anyone think they know what I do for a living eh? < and not anyone that really already knows okie?>
SIREN
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~~~I aint gotta profession, I just gotta job~~~~
[Edited by Siren on 08-22-2000 at 02:22 PM]
I know...anyone been to Disneyland? Here is who My Siren portrays there http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Park/6696/mickey1.gif
