What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[BrendaBear]

I'm not wearing the pseudo-militaristic uniform of a diabolical world leader who dream himself a military genius.

Because you are way too tall to fit in it?

I am not wearing one of those 1700’s huge hoop skirted dresses with a tight corset so I can’t breath…

 

[EctoJohn]

Because you are way too tall to fit in it?

In all honesty, I'm only 5'8.

 

[BrendaBear]

In all honesty, I'm only 5'8.

So, you are too tall… unless I am thinking of a different dude…

i am not wearing my purple go go boots that makes me well over 6 feet tall….

 

[EctoJohn]

So, you are too tall… unless I am thinking of a different dude…

Too tall? In what world is 5'8 tall?

 

[_Bandit_]

Too tall? In what world is 5'8 tall?

That would be in The Shire, more accurately in Hobbiton.

 

[BrendaBear]

Too tall? In what world is 5'8 tall?

Taller than Napoleon Bonaparte… stop being hard on yourself!

I am not wearing a skirted police woman uniform complete with handcuffs

 

[Nicefella]

I’m not wearing a shirt!! I am - it’s fucking cold here.

https://ibb.co/vZ5LCYf

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing pants made from shirts.

 

[BrendaBear]

Well, Mr Fancy Pants @EctoJohn ... I'm not wearing a skirt made from shirts or from jeans.... wait... I do have some comfy dresses I made from T shirts though.... but I AM NOT WEARING ONE NOW!

Ha! Okay it's okay now...

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a blanket like a cape.

 

[Coyote100]

An Alaskan parka meant for sub-zero temperatures. (It was 70 degrees today.)

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing a super warm coat, over a skimpy black dress, heels and fishnets wandering around in front of @hotoldrguy 's house hoping he'll notice.

I am not doing that... not me. Nope.

Looks out the window. Who is that then?

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing paper shirts. Not after that drizzle.

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not wearing heels, a tiny bikini and an electric guitar for my outfit today.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I'm not wearing heels, a tiny bikini and an electric guitar for my outfit today.

is that tomorrow's outfit?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I'm not wearing my Galinda/Glinda outfit I'm clearing not doing Wicked right

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing anything attractive.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing a orange jumpsuit with D.O.C. on the back...

I hate orange...purple would be better

 

[summer_reine]

I'm not wearing my favourite black lacey shirt. Maybe tomorrow

 

[kyblue12]

shoes

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing the left handcuff OR the orange jumpsuit.

Anybody got some quick tips for how to theoretically throw dogs off of your scent? Asking for a friend. He needs a quick response! DM quietly...

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing anything beginning with the letter Q.

 

[BookishBabe0]

The usual, the breast cage.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing lavender strappy heels.

 

[LustyScribe]

In an odd coincidence, I am not wearing anything ending with the letter Q.

Not even a leather socq on my cocq.