What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Kat73]

Bra or panties

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a layer of pudding skin over my entire body.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm not wearing a layer of pudding skin over my entire body.

That’s good. I’m not wearing an extra layer of skin, either.

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing my banana peel condom.

You guessed it: It keeps slipping & falling off.

 

[BrendaBear]

Neither, me toeses are hanging in the wind, free of bondage, wriggling happily!

You talk crazy. How can “free of bondage” be happy??

I am not wearing a giant cat in a bikini costume.

 

[ABiGuy84]

SOCKS!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

SOCKS!

Copycat!

I'm not wearing a frown.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a tuxedo made from bacon.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm not wearing a tonsure - this is all natural.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a lampshade on my head like a cartoon drunk.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Socks!

 

[skitzoid]

Like many on here, I'm not wearing nothing. I am a nudist, inside and outside th house. I live in a national forest with only one full time neighbor. The seasonal neighbors are usually hidden enough so as not to "offend" them. My wife doesn't care and it does nothing for her, sexless. So I do it for self enjoyment.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing @_BassAckwards_ racing suit... I'm not quite done with the "adjustments" I made to it. I cut up the legs and sewed the fabric back together as a short skirt. Because a racing mini-dress is so much better! I hope he doesn't mind. I should be able to wear it in an hour or two though.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a skin tight dark blue cocktail dress.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

A blonde wig which I had on earlier to do some spying or as I like to call it corporate espionage

 

[fsa52]

Crocs with socks, a flowered muumuu and rollers in my hair

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a scent made from alligator pheromones.

 

[Hodes101]

A dressing gown.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing heels, fishnets a blue dress, and devil horns.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I am not wearing heels, fishnets a blue dress, and devil horns.

True, red dresses match devil horns much better. Maaaaaybe black dresses.

I'm not wearing a dress of any color, currently.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Anything.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a skirt made of pearls and a necklace made of silk.

 

[NinaNames]

A tunic

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I'm not wearing one of @BrendaBear's guitars... I leave the playing to the pros... for now

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing a jock...why would I?
I'm not a jock...