What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[BrendaBear]

Cracking me up won’t help me go to sleep.

It was worth a try?

I am not wearing @~Elizabeth~ ’s leather mini skirt and matching halter top.

I still think she hid it on purpose… she must of known my evil plan… but how? I didn’t… oh… um… alcohol is bad, okay?

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing tighty whities that have an unnoticeable hole in the crotch.

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing the weight of the world on my shoulders. I just got up to pee, folks. Going back to bed, I'll pick it all up later.

 

[Cat]

Clothes.

 

[9to5]

socks

 

[vibes]

my ski mask

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing body paint designed to look like my naked self.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a body suit designed to look like a naked @EctoJohn

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a @BrendaBear brand bear fursuit.

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not wearing a @BrendaBear brand bear fursuit.

There damn well better not be any such thing with my name on it. My branding is all in leather goods.

…and unfortunately, I am not wearing any leather this morning.

 

[EctoJohn]

I am not currently wearing any leather in order to attract @BrendaBear .

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not currently wearing any leather in order to attract @BrendaBear .

Oh… so you want me to stay away…

I am no longer wearing my ghost busters nighty

 

[EctoJohn]

Oh… so you want me to stay away…

I am no longer wearing my ghost busters nighty

No, I just don't own any leather.
And damn, now I wanna see you in such a thing. >_<

 

[Rj_1954]

Someone put itching powder in my leather restraints, oh lawd it itches...

I'm not getting them off fast enough

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing hair gel.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing fishnet stockings

 

[EctoJohn]

I am not wearing a sideways moustache or artificial pubic hair.

 

[kyblue12]

Socks or boxers

 

[Kennyskunk]

I dont wear underwear when i wear my gym shorts, like now

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing any clothes... that were made 27 years ago.

 

[Taegul]

Sunscreen. I don't really need it right now, but if a sexy woman offered to put apply it, I'd be drowning in it.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing hand marks on my stomach due to the lack of sunscreen.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a giant, purple, cowboy hat.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a Deadpool costume with inverted colors.

 

[Treeview]

Underwear

One stitch of clothing