What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[lilmissdarling]

I am not wearing pasties

 

[DirtyMarine]

Clothes

 

[PotNoodle79]

Clothing

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a Batman costume.

 

[Man4mystery]

A bow tie

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm not wearing rabbit ears

 

[Zrosey]

No pants!

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing feathers glued all over my body to pretend I'm a chicken as I cross the road.

 

[Him15]

A realistic bear costume

 

[LostHorizon]

A tie

 

[VamPal1]

Shoes. The fing bra needs to go.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a full set of copper armor.

 

[sangerin]

I'm not wearing clothes

 

[Wageslave]

Boots

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing transparent clothing.

 

[OralAllOver]

Pants (literally and figuratively)

 

[Cultivateddesires]

Not currently wearing my cycling Lycra.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Cock cage

 

[Rodlicker57]

Cock Ring

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing artificial breasts.

 

[angelofthenorth]

corset and nylons

 

[PotNoodle79]

One of those hats with beer cans either side and straws

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Anti-bear armor.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing solid steel undies.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing bottle bottom glasses.