What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Olderwiserstillhorny]

An itsy bitsy, teeny weeny, yellow polka dot bikini

 

[cheekygirl75]

I’m not wearing an astronaut suit

 

[PotNoodle79]

An itsy bitsy, teeny weeny, yellow polka dot bikini

Lies

 

[Klaus_Smith]

A heavy jacket.

 

[pmichael]

Leather jock strap.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

A Tamagotchi hanging from my nipple rings

 

[Mikey0509]

Men’s underwear

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a t-shirt with the entire text of The Book of Genesis on it.

 

[MindYaBitness]

A leather jacket

 

[Taegul]

A motorcycle helmet.

 

[sunset_dreaming]

a Pikachu onesie

…or am I..?

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing an Infernape costume.

 

[Repeatoffender25]

Not wearing a beanie!

 

[F3x0r]

A watch. Who needs time

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing 14 layers of panties.

 

[Susurration]

A leather jacket

I was sure that you would write this somewhere .

As for me, I am not wearing a fur hat.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a surgical mask over my groin.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

My Anime Pennywise costume

 

[kathyisgr65]

A frown
I left it at yesterdays and that's where its staying

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not currently wearing Alfred Pennyworth's costume from Absolute Batman.

 

[sunset_dreaming]

Bunny ears

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not in panties the size of a sofa.

 

[gisade]

Too early for a bra

 

[Cindy027]

Green socks with mauve polka dots.

 

[sunset_dreaming]

a Hawaiian flavoured neck tie paired with a tie-dyed tutu