What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a pink button up that says "BADMAN" on the back.

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m not wearing a crotchless sports team mascot costume

 

[EbersMoll]

A monocle

 

[GetNerdy]

Seven shoes on one foot.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing ninja socks.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

I am not wearing a fursuit made of real red panda fur.

 

[y=mx+b]

A wedding ring.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing novelty glasses.