What did you crazy fascist Tea-tards bitch about before Obama?

[Recidiva]

Thank God you welfare people havr GB to keep you busy

Nope, thanks to hard work and a can-do spirit, which you can't acknowledge because your brain is broken. That's a shame.

It's always interesting what Lit can deny me. My gender, my past, my present, my marriage, my job...

You name it, for some reason, somebody else knows better.

 

[Bronc31]

I for one, bitched about the high cost of quality coffee in my local grocery store.

I remember exactly where I was when I became a crazy fascist Tea-tard

 

[Recidiva]

I for one, bitched about the high cost of quality coffee in my local grocery store.

I remember exactly where I was when I became a crazy fascist Tea-tard

You really shouldn't call yourself that. It's mean.

 

[Bronc31]

You really shouldn't call yourself that. It's mean.

I was just sticking with the general theme of the political discussion here on the GB. Apparently, we have to be one or the other

 

[Recidiva]

I was just sticking with the general theme of the political discussion here on the GB. Apparently, we have to be one or the other

And apparently I'm owed a shitload of welfare.

 

[CandiCame]

And fucking around on LIT.....union work

I fuck around on Lit at work all the time.
Woot! Desk job!
I'm filling out other job applications at work too...

 

[Sean Renaud]

All I see is TeaOverpowered. TeaOpeningposter. TeaOperativereport.

I'm glad I'm not the only one. Though it does occasionally lead to humorous interpretations when Jen says I'm broke. I'm all, hey I'm not that good. If you think I'm broke why won't they nerf UD!

Oh! TeaOP as in GOP. Why do you guys make me Google?

Now Ulaven's welfare ass is at work, so he's getting stuff done possibly, but the rest of you people should have explained.

Cus we're mean, I was asleep and I honestly never gave it enough thought to figure it out either.

Tea Party , rational people who want less goverment, hold rallies and clean up adter themsleves. No secual assaults or terrorist attempts

OWS- a bucch of lzy bumms who illegaly occupy other properties leaving it a mess, attempted to blow up a bridge, did engage in sexual assault.

Take your pick.

While that's just your media version of it I think the names are confused and I'd still go with OWS. Rational people don't care about the size of government. They care about it's effectiveness and it's oppressiveness. We live in the modern world a small government just won't cut it anymore.

 

[Recidiva]

I'm glad I'm not the only one. Though it does occasionally lead to humorous interpretations when Jen says I'm broke. I'm all, hey I'm not that good. If you think I'm broke why won't they nerf UD!

Cus we're mean, I was asleep and I honestly never gave it enough thought to figure it out either.

I'm glad I wasn't the only one.

No nerfing! I need him overpowered! He's my tank! And my healer. And my DPS.

I'm pretty much all the Nerf he needs.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Yeah, you're a nerf. So are Tifa's mammaries. At worst you're a sub-optimal artifact.

 

[Recidiva]

Yeah, you're a nerf. So are Tifa's mammaries. At worst you're a sub-optimal artifact.

You get me.

 

[Sean Renaud]

That was meant as sarcasm btw. Tifa's chest is a buff that causes situational blindness in her opponents be they male, female or marboro. You're an artifact that prevents blindness. Useless 99% of the time but damned if you won't get people past Tifa and the Sirens.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Tea Party , irrational people who would prefer America to fail rather than a Negro President succeed

OWS- a bucch of lzy bumms who illegaly occupy other properties leaving it a mess, attempted to blow up a bridge, did engage in sexual assault.

Take your pick.

fyp...

 

[Recidiva]

That was meant as sarcasm btw. Tifa's chest is a buff that causes situational blindness in her opponents be they male, female or marboro. You're an artifact that prevents blindness. Useless 99% of the time but damned if you won't get people past Tifa and the Sirens.

Richard Jeni: Attention eyeballs: This is the brain. Mayday, mayday, mayday. We have two giant bazooms closing from the south. Do not engage, repeat: Do not engage. She's drinking red wine, and there's PMS. We are at DEFCON 3. I say again: two bouncing honkers are closing. Chest size: three-niner. Cup size: David, David, (reads report) David. Do not engage those tits.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Nope, thanks to hard work and a can-do spirit, which you can't acknowledge because your brain is broken. That's a shame.

This was hilarious to read, especially in its dead-on accuracy of description. Thanks, Reci.

 

[Recidiva]

This was hilarious to read, especially in its dead-on accuracy of description. Thanks, Reci.

My pleasure!

I dunno why Jen has decided upon this course of action and thought, but it's like being accused of being gay.

First off, there's nothing wrong with being gay, second off...I'd be fabulous if I were, but I'm not, sooo...

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

This popped up on my facebook feed and gave me a laugh.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Oh, I'm not allowed to use sterotypes but you could be fabulous if you were gay? I see how it is now.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

Oh, I'm not allowed to use sterotypes but you could be fabulous if you were gay? I see how it is now.

If you were gay..

 

[Sean Renaud]

If you were gay..

Oh dear god there is a commercial for Lion King the Musical. I'll never be able to get the sight of those people giraffes out of my head. You want to know why Cthulu and the other Old Ones haven't come back? They saw that shit. *shudder*

Someone needs to set Goku and Vegeta to this.

 

[CandiCame]

It's ok, Sean, I can do better.

 

[Sean]

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[IrezumiKiss]

Wow, looks like all of the left wing pansies have assembled for a mass clit bumping. Hey, somebody help Rob with his tire store so he can get his clit into action, C'mon now you know it takes a village.

http://media.tumblr.com/7f49af67374e45355d02de2fe0c44bac/tumblr_inline_mus7bztC1J1rpbzy6.gif

As a desperate right-wing partisan retort, this was just...pathetic. Surprised he didn't use "clit" three times instead of two.

Corvette Summer here should've cracked open his dog-eared Roget's again and broke out some sixty-dollar words he never used in a sentence more than once in his life.

 

[CandiCame]

Wow, looks like all of the left wing pansies have assembled for a mass clit bumping. Hey, somebody help Rob with his tire store so he can get his clit into action, C'mon now you know it takes a village.

I really want 'mass clit bumping' to be an attack in 'Lazar Lesbian Shark".

 

[BotanyBoy]

https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/16277_746375818712091_760148589_n.jpg

Wow, looks like all of the left wing pansies have assembled for a mass clit bumping. Hey, somebody help Rob with his tire store so he can get his clit into action, C'mon now you know it takes a village.

Wait a min.....is that you vette?

Is vette Hannity?