What do you call your wee wee?

[MercyMia]

Willy The One Eye Wonder Worm!

*waving at Willy*

 

[MercyMia]

All this wondering, huh? Hehe...

I forgot to add that my man calls mine "kitty"

As a pet name for Pussy, that seems quite appropriate

 

[MercyMia]

PURRRRRRR...

Remembering a Robin Williams stand-up routine from years back...

"The heat-seeking moisture missle"
"Popeye" (with his one good eye)
"Mr. Happy"
"The one-eyed wonder worm"

Ha ha ha! Now I'll never be able to watch Popeye cartoons with innocence!

 

[hydrex]

I don't have one...any suggestions?

 

[MercyMia]

I don't have one...any suggestions?

Are you a boy or a girl???

 

[truecelt2]

Names for the male member

English: John Thomas
Scottish: Willie
New Jersey: Johnson
Irish friend from Boston Mass: The Angry Inch
My then 5 yr old son who oft had his in hand: 11 - as in his brother narc-ing him out: "Dad, B is counting to 11 again!"

 

[MercyMia]

English: John Thomas
Scottish: Willie
New Jersey: Johnson
Irish friend from Boston Mass: The Angry Inch
My then 5 yr old son who oft had his in hand: 11 - as in his brother narc-ing him out: "Dad, B is counting to 11 again!"

Argh! Counting to 11!

Welcome to Literotica, truecelt2!

 

[Gusty Wind]

bump..

 

[MercyMia]

I heard a woman tell her friend that she calls her husband's cock "The Club."

 

[Gusty Wind]

HAHAHA "The Club".

 

[truecelt2]

The Club eh? lol

Sure beats 'Frank' - as in Cocktail Frank --

Right up there with 'Lou' - as in Louisville Slugger

So what did the woman say to the male flasher?
"Oh please! If mine was that small I wouldn't show it to anyone!"

OR

"Oh My! It looks like a penis - only smaller!"

 

[MercyMia]

Hey truecelt2, those were funny!

 

[Gusty Wind]

Bump bump bump! Mia! Just for the sake of bumpping.

You know...

 

[JCBMAN]

I call it what my mom did when I was a little guy
BUGGY
and why change the name, cause since puberty
it has always bugging me to cum out and play!!!

[rose] Special long overdue Hi to a sensual lady
from the way.... Hey Gusty!!!!

 

[MercyMia]

Buggy--that's unique!
Thanks for posting, JCBMAN. Your AV was worth it for me to come in and post!

 

[JCBMAN]

Buggy--that's unique!
Thanks for posting, JCBMAN. Your AV was worth it for me to come in and post!

TY for the welcome and besides if it does not get
a chance to play it does drive one
BUGGY

 

[Gusty Wind]

"BUGGY"! .. .with legs.

 

[JCBMAN]

"BUGGY"! .. .with legs.

and without... how would it be able to take a stroll,
those balls only roll so far

 

[Gusty Wind]

Oh, the balls rolls? Sheeh ... I thought they were just 'hangin'.

How did you do that?

 

[truecelt2]

Mia

Mia you're welcome - great idea for a thread.

Re flashers - english cousin once came running home:
"A man in the park showed us his bits!"

Bits. LOL. Monty Python "The Naughty Bits"

 

[Gusty Wind]

Goodnight bump, Mia.... hope the weather is much cooling for you now.

 

[fathom7]

That would be Mr. Johnson to you.

 

[Guest]

kitty....pussy....love tunnel.....hell if i know, it's usually a guy naming it

 

[fathom7]

kitty....pussy....love tunnel.....hell if i know, it's usually a guy naming it

you forgot -- passage to paradise; man hole; gushing gutter; slick slash and those are just some of the alliteratives. Personally, I just stick with WOW.

 

[Guest]

you forgot -- passage to paradise; man hole; gushing gutter; slick slash and those are just some of the alliteratives. Personally, I just stick with WOW.

yuck....gushing gutter....sounds too dirty to me......i prefer 'horny tight pussy'