What do you think of this girl and what are the first words that spring to mind?

[dolf]

My sister is a shortarse, and wears them for that reason. To my mind, it's a fucked up priority. That's my subjective view, but I put more value on health and safety. If you end up with crippling pain in old age, will you question your priorities today? The majority of old people with crippling pain that I cared for did.

I may fit in with society's ideals in a physical sense, but I'm always going to be "other". There's no physical changes i can make in order to fit in, so I accept it. Maybe that makes a difference to how I see it.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Looks too painful. My tits hurt just looking at the picture. *gently touches her own boobies*

 

[With_David_Bowie]

BIMBO!

There have been times when sissy would dream of being such, not often. Have wondered what it would feel like, all that very tight skin.

All those guys and gals gawking at the large BIMBO and wanting to have it for a while, what a feeling that would be.

Sissy is upset that it would take 10 years to get those tits.

 

[dolf]

Sissy is upset that it would take 10 years to get those tits.

Master gave Dobby a boob!

 

[great lover]

dolf, you have the same profile photo for the past 10 years.

 

[sparkylitesthefuze]

 

[great lover]

Photoshop!

 

[Maureen01]

Upon looking at the pic posted by the OP, the phrase that immediately came to mind for me was: "Chronic debilitating back pain."

 

[Armyvet23]

Not for me!

 

[sparkylitesthefuze]

Photoshop!

You either have very poor eyesight or ????

 

[Yessteve]

Stupid and ridiculous

 

[BlownOver]

I’d hit that.

 

[Hal9000_]

Why???

 

[jaF0]

I’d hit that.

Why???

Sort of like one of those Boffo Clown toys. Gotta see if you can knock it all the way over.

 

[Hal9000_]

Sort of like one of those Boffo Clown toys. Gotta see if you can knock it all the way over.

At least you would never drown with her alongside.

 

[CandiCame]

My sister is a shortarse, and wears them for that reason. To my mind, it's a fucked up priority. That's my subjective view, but I put more value on health and safety. If you end up with crippling pain in old age, will you question your priorities today? The majority of old people with crippling pain that I cared for did.

I may fit in with society's ideals in a physical sense, but I'm always going to be "other". There's no physical changes i can make in order to fit in, so I accept it. Maybe that makes a difference to how I see it.

I smoke a pack a day. If I make it to old age I'm gonna be chronically pissed anyway. I already bitch like an old man. Like do you see any version of me as an old person who's not just constantly bitching about the crippling pain brought on by my terrible life choices?

A pair of shoes is the least of my fucking problems. I own a deep fryer and my GF tried to get me to compromise by buying an air fryer; and that is the biggest fucking waste of money we have ever spent because that shit don't even taste fried. It tastes baked. I ain't using that shit.

This is America goddamn it, if I wanna fill my veins with hydrogenated corn syrup and my lungs with tobacco smoke and wear my ankles out and then constantly bitch about it to all the other old people and the youths with their fuckin Fortnite dances and their 600+ Pokemon in fuckin England for some reason where the meowth just evolves into a bigger meowth like we all know that's bullshit and their Barbies that can't share clothes then by god they are gonna sit there and listen. What are they gonna do? Tell me to shut up about my shitty ankles? It ain't gonna work. I don't shut the fuck up NOW, let alone once my brain starts breaking down and I lose the few fucks I have left.

I'm gonna be like, "They said my tattoos would look like shit when I got old! Jokes on them, all my skin looks like shit! I've smoked for fifty years; my life was a mistake!"

The cashier's gonna be like, "Sir, please just scan your support socks."

And Ima be like, "I don't know how to work these goddamn robots, back in my day we had a human person what would scan all the socks you wanted!"

But see the secret is I do know how to scan the support socks I just want a human to talk to me for five goddamn minutes because my kid is so busy with her own life she doesn't interact with me every day anymore and my life has lost all meaning.

But no, no my problem is my fucking shoes.

 

[dolf]

You got 99 problems and your shoes are just one.

 

[CandiCame]

You got 99 problems and your shoes are just one.

But at least I'm hot.

This is a true story: My sister-in-law got my mom a print of her catchphrase - At least I don't have ugly kids.

Edit: For Christmas, shit. Fucked it up. Fucked up the post. I'll get 'em next time.

 

[mustang67]

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As far as the blond goes, it must have been a head on collision to make the air bags deploy. How much is silicone selling for? She may make back her investment.

 

[Rockymtnman]

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Hard pass. Just yuck.

 

[Seadog777]

My thoughts ONLY on the OP's picture is..... Dipshittery.

As for everything else that came afterwards, I don't care enough to read it

 

[Emerson40]

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Those boobs look like Cookie Monster’s eyes.

 

[Twistedkink]

Too much.

 

[Pairaclities]

I smoke a pack a day. If I make it to old age I'm gonna be chronically pissed anyway. I already bitch like an old man. Like do you see any version of me as an old person who's not just constantly bitching about the crippling pain brought on by my terrible life choices?

A pair of shoes is the least of my fucking problems. I own a deep fryer and my GF tried to get me to compromise by buying an air fryer; and that is the biggest fucking waste of money we have ever spent because that shit don't even taste fried. It tastes baked. I ain't using that shit.

This is America goddamn it, if I wanna fill my veins with hydrogenated corn syrup and my lungs with tobacco smoke and wear my ankles out and then constantly bitch about it to all the other old people and the youths with their fuckin Fortnite dances and their 600+ Pokemon in fuckin England for some reason where the meowth just evolves into a bigger meowth like we all know that's bullshit and their Barbies that can't share clothes then by god they are gonna sit there and listen. What are they gonna do? Tell me to shut up about my shitty ankles? It ain't gonna work. I don't shut the fuck up NOW, let alone once my brain starts breaking down and I lose the few fucks I have left.

I'm gonna be like, "They said my tattoos would look like shit when I got old! Jokes on them, all my skin looks like shit! I've smoked for fifty years; my life was a mistake!"

The cashier's gonna be like, "Sir, please just scan your support socks."

And Ima be like, "I don't know how to work these goddamn robots, back in my day we had a human person what would scan all the socks you wanted!"

But see the secret is I do know how to scan the support socks I just want a human to talk to me for five goddamn minutes because my kid is so busy with her own life she doesn't interact with me every day anymore and my life has lost all meaning.

But no, no my problem is my fucking shoes.

I think all of that is just fine. You live exactly like you want to. However I draw the line at the point you want/need society to prop you up/take care of you due to your choices. Support your choices by all means, but leave the rest of us out of your end problems.

 

[JillPaula]

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Backaches.