What got you horny today

ukrocker69

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Most people come here when horny. What made you horny?

Anyone want to make any of those nasty fantasies come true or PM me if they are too naughty for the board here?

I got horny today hearing a story about my GFs mum playing a stripping drinking game when she was younger.
 
Discreet touches and looks between my bf and I over the last 2 days. All the kids were around, so we had NO privacy at all. I'm home now and wanting him more than ever! :kiss:






ukrocker69 said:
Most people come here when horny. What made you horny?

Anyone want to make any of those nasty fantasies come true or PM me if they are too naughty for the board here?

I got horny today hearing a story about my GFs mum playing a stripping drinking game when she was younger.
 
Ex-colleague flashed her tits at me via webcam....followed by depression that I never pursued her with enough enthusiasm!!!!!
 
tastemytits said:
Discreet touches and looks between my bf and I over the last 2 days. All the kids were around, so we had NO privacy at all. I'm home now and wanting him more than ever! :kiss:
Would you settle for me for now?
 
Darien Krain said:
Ex-colleague flashed her tits at me via webcam....followed by depression that I never pursued her with enough enthusiasm!!!!!
I'd love to see more of the people I work with. What is she like?
 
Very cute...with lovely tits and a great figure, short sexy hair and a playful smile! Always seemed unlucky in love and never saw me as a possible guy to get it on with I guess.... I come across as unapproachable sometimes....but she got me aroused before, but more so now....even before I saw her tits!!!!
 
tastemytits said:
Mmmm, thanks rocker.... but I think we still may try to get together yet tonight! I hope so anyway! ;)

that lack of privacy reallyy sucks doesn't it? same problem here this w/end.. :mad:
 
Yes, and we don't sleep together with kids in the house yet either. We're both on the same page in that regard, so it's a good thing. And when we do get that time alone.. WOW!!! especially after the days or weeks of foreplay!!!!! ( We don't live in the same town either.... lol)


SophieUK said:
that lack of privacy reallyy sucks doesn't it? same problem here this w/end.. :mad:
 
A date I had friday

Picked her up at her place, handed her a white rose which are her fav, then took her to see Fantastic four part 2, we then went to eat dinner at a resturant then headed over to this place that has hot tubs and drank some red wine and has some desert which consited of strawberries dipped in chocolate... Let's just say the girl is hawt!!
 
Just thinking about one of my co-workers who I really like and have fooled around with...sadly, she likes someone else and I'm just a friend who she shares massages with, hangs out with, and sometimes fools around with. *sigh*
 
What go me horny??

My wife's twin sisters, both being close talkers, came up to me last night and pressed their breasts into my arm as we were talking (wedding dance so it was loud).

Good gawd.....
 
djinia said:
My wife's twin sisters, both being close talkers, came up to me last night and pressed their breasts into my arm as we were talking (wedding dance so it was loud).

Good gawd.....


post pics man come on lol
 
I talked to this girl on messenger thats about as kinky as i tend to be (hard to find) after getting each other all worked up we made a plan to call each other later to finish off the night... but she couldn't talk anymore. now i am FUCKING horney with no really kinky girl to play with.
 
I would simply like to get as far as chatting these days. Even my mention of coming into money doesnt work!!!! LoL
 
This might be strange... lol - I was thinking about getting my cock and balls waxed... On some weird level I really enjoy it when I am soft and the girl likes that view... not all do, I'm sure...
 
sobesundevil said:
This might be strange... lol - I was thinking about getting my cock and balls waxed... On some weird level I really enjoy it when I am soft and the girl likes that view... not all do, I'm sure...
I'd like to try clean shaven but the itching puts me off
 
dorkman said:
I talked to this girl on messenger thats about as kinky as i tend to be (hard to find) after getting each other all worked up we made a plan to call each other later to finish off the night... but she couldn't talk anymore. now i am FUCKING horney with no really kinky girl to play with.
Been there past couple of days. whats more anoying is when the two of you want to give in to pleasure and fuck nastily... but are too far away
 
djinia said:
My wife's twin sisters, both being close talkers, came up to me last night and pressed their breasts into my arm as we were talking (wedding dance so it was loud).

Good gawd.....
She isn't a twin, but I do want my gf's sister... and as i said earlier her mum. I was in bed last night thinking one hot fantasy about the mum, oh god how wild this woman is in my imagination.
 
What got me Horny

Wife's friend stopped over to visit. So hot, so tiny, a spinner I guess you would call her. That's what led me here today....
 
what didn't get me horny........

I find inspiration everywhere. Today, it's really hot out, and everyone who passes by is shiny with sweat, and wearing skimpy clothes.
 
ukrocker69 said:
Most people come here when horny. What made you horny?
[snip]
Waking up this morning did it for me. :cool:
 
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