What has someone PMed you that turned you on the most?

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

Thank you. I am camels many things, but delightful is not often one of them.

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

Oh dear. iOS autocorrect strikes again. Will fix.

Em

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

Oh dear. iOS autocorrect strikes again. Will fix.

Em

For a second there I thought Lit was getting even kinkier.....

 

[EmilyMiller]

For a second there I thought Lit was getting even kinkier.....

I have always fancied camels, it’s the humps don’t you know?

Em

 

[justforfun8288]

Guys who are into nerdy things. Guys who don’t jump right into “wanna chat?” with their first message. Guys who are playing here in secret.

Once in a while I find a guy who is/does all three. They’re my unicorn and such a turn on!

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

I have always fancied camels, it’s the humps don’t you know?

Em

Only a day late....

 

[Chris_KBHR]

I once received a message from a woman that included a grammatically correct semicolon.

It made me far more than semierect.

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

Guys who are into nerdy things. Guys who don’t jump right into “wanna chat?” with their first message. Guys who are playing here in secret.

Once in a while I find a guy who is/does all three. They’re my unicorn and such a turn on!

How nerdy?

Like "I like Star Wars" nerdy?

Or "People who show their kids episode 1 before episode 4 should be hit with a bat'leth" nerdy?

Or like "I created a mathematical equations to rank Weird Al Yankovic songs" nerdy?

Some people SAY they like to talk nerdy then can't keep up....

 

[SmokingFap]

I had one woman PM me after she saw my post in Who's Masturbating Now? I posted that I was at the library and rubbing my cock through my sweatpants (no underwear). She thought that was arousing and told me that the night before, she had been jamming a huge, flexible dildo up her ass and masturbating for quite a long time. That definitely got me going. Nearly able to squirt my load in my sweats right in the middle of the library...

 

[justforfun8288]

How nerdy?

Like "I like Star Wars" nerdy?

Or "People who show their kids episode 1 before episode 4 should be hit with a bat'leth" nerdy?

Or like "I created a mathematical equations to rank Weird Al Yankovic songs" nerdy?

LOL I can hang with a lot of fandoms, and these would all excellent gateways into chats of…all sorts.

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

LOL I can hang with a lot of fandoms, and these would all excellent gateways into chats of…all sorts.

Well cheers to that

 

[EmilyMiller]

I once received a message from a woman that included a grammatically correct semicolon.

It made me far more than semierect.

I use semi-colons; whether or not correctly I will leave you to judge.

Em

 

[lc69hunter]

Based upon many comments I have made in the LW about cuckold relationships and my part in them, I received an off the wall one from a member who obviously had looked at my profile, telling me that his wife would be in my area for three days and asked if I entertain her while she was here. I haven't been in that lifestyle for many years, so I didn't answer him.

 

[jackdaw]

Thank you. I am called many things, but delightful is not often one of them.

Em

Strictly speaking, it was the post to which I was referring. But now that you've taken the trouble, Em, to reply to me, I totally think you're delightful

 

[Fingerfuxs]

What a great thread idea and thread to lurk* read. Kudos

I‘ve had great unsolicited PM messages when I posted regularly. this one tho , omg !!!

 

[EmilyMiller]

Strictly speaking, it was the post to which I was referring. But now that you've taken the trouble, Em, to reply to me, I totally think you're delightful

I have this thing where I normally interpret things negatively. Not like me to do the opposite. But thanks for the follow up.

Em

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

Based upon many comments I have made in the LW about cuckold relationships and my part in them, I received an off the wall one from a member who obviously had looked at my profile, telling me that his wife would be in my area for three days and asked if I entertain her while she was here. I haven't been in that lifestyle for many years, so I didn't answer him.

Some random dude wanted an internet stranger to meet and entertain his wife?

Skipping that was a good choice.

Pretty sure the only way that story ends is with you getting into a van then being locked in a basement where someone tells you to put the lotion on your skin.

 

[Katch123]

I think I rubbed them up the wrong way in a number of ways. I got a bit pissed at them and that didn’t help fend off the angry mob.

Hard to say. People have sent me hot stuff but typically as part of a larger conversation. It seems the question is oriented more towards something unexpected, either an unexpected reaction or an unexpected solicitation of sorts.

I conversed with a woman about some scenarios once, which I enjoy because I love talking sex. Not earth-shattering scenarios but the convo was nice. Apparently it got her going enough to follow through with what we discussed.

Long story short, I sexted her throughout her workday (she worked as a teacher) and got her so worked up that she had to take matters in hand literally and relieve herself in the bathroom at work. Only served to get her hornier and so we sexted till she went to bed that evening.

Still think about it.

This is a lot of fun. Some of the best foreplay ever.

 

[BenHoping]

A dick pic. Surprised I liked it--never played bi or even thought about it--but I liked it. Had a drop of pre-cum on the head. Kept going back to it and mulling the possibility.

 

[Ingenue844]

A voice clip of his sexy voice

 

[jackdaw]

I have this thing where I normally interpret things negatively. Not like me to do the opposite. But thanks for the follow up.

Em

I hope then I will prove to be at the start of a trend in which you (correctly) interpret things positively now, going forward … x

 

[EmilyMiller]

I hope then I will prove to be at the start of a trend in which you (correctly) interpret things positively now, going forward … x

I doubt it and my therapist probably does too.

Em

 

[jackdaw]

I doubt it and my therapist probably does too.

Em

Well, here's hoping you're both wrong on this one and that it does you good, in the long run

 

[Jaywarf]

This is an easy copy and paste from a comment I made on another site the other week.

I've shared dick pics with another man. We wanked while messaging each other via Dm. It was pure filth and I came when he called me daddy. Knowing that his wife was nearby as he was messaging me, he sent a pic of her bending over in the kitchen, added to it. Felt a bit grubby afterwards. Never done anything like it since.

 

[PapaRomantic]

For me it always has to do with my writing. I enjoy getting emails from people who read my stories and tell me that it makes them sexually aroused. Used to think that it was odd getting emails from guys telling me my story made them hard, but I quickly realized it was a compliment.

But there's nothing better than writing something specific for someone and getting a reply back telling me how it affected them sexually. It's pretty good payment for my imagination and my time writing to friends.