What have I done?
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Svenskaflicka
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No, no, no... sharp objects require very little effort to get pushed in. Blunt objects demand FORCE!
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Evil? MOI? *blinks sweetly*
No, if I wanted to be evil, I'd shove a knife up his ass, with the handle first, so that when he tried to get it out, he'd cut his figners on the blade.
No, if I wanted to be evil, I'd shove a knife up his ass, with the handle first, so that when he tried to get it out, he'd cut his figners on the blade.
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Svenskaflicka said:Evil? MOI? *blinks sweetly*
No, if I wanted to be evil, I'd shove a knife up his ass, with the handle first, so that when he tried to get it out, he'd cut his figners on the blade.
Damn you're good!
Hey maybe we can make him guess which one of us is the American shit, then hurt him even if he get's it right!
Liar
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Look, I don't want to spoil the party, girls. But it actually looks to me as if he called ChilledVodka a stupid american shit for his dumbass comment.Svenskaflicka said:An anonymous person from India has left a Public Comment on my story, calling me "u stupid american shit".
Do you want to tell him, or should I..?
#L
ps. forgot to vote, will be back.
rgraham666
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Svenskaflicka said:Evil? MOI? *blinks sweetly*
No, if I wanted to be evil, I'd shove a knife up his ass, with the handle first, so that when he tried to get it out, he'd cut his figners on the blade.
Oh dear!
Were you an NKVD agent in a previous life Svenska? Or an Inquisitor?
Svenskaflicka
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
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And now, something totally different:
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"Spam, spam, spam, spam, ham and eggs - or spam, spam, spam, spam, spam and spam?"
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ABSTRUSE said:
Yeah, they were open! So what? The neighbors probably watched the whole thing.....
~lucky
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ABSTRUSE said:And what were you doing???????
~lucky
lucky-E-leven
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ABSTRUSE said:You were vacuuming in the nude again, weren't you?????
Did you take pics??
I thought I emailed them to everyone! You didn't get yours?
~lucky
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I take my clothes of before cleaning. I always get dirty or spill dirty water on myself, and this way I just need to jump in the shower after I'm done. Much better than to get one's clothes dirty and wet.
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Svenskaflicka said:
If more people subscribed to this method, Flicka, there would be a lot less sexual frustration amongst housewives. Just a thought.
~lucky (what days do you clean on?)
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On a similar note...
I point and laugh when a man barbeques in the nude.
Lou
I point and laugh when a man barbeques in the nude.
Lou
