What Have You Learned About Yourself Recently??

I'm nowhere near as patient and diplomatic with asshats, twatwaffles and jerks as I once was. I guess I am a grumpy old man.
 
That I love bedtime stories and sentimental stuff, and I'm jealous. Nods. Not my best quality... but honest.
 
I have learned recently that I have an abnormally large penis....oohhh wait wait waitt, that was last week.

I learned recently that Charlie Brown grew up to be Whitey Bulger
 
That I really don’t like fucktards
That if the word “sexy” is in your name you’re in actuality probably not even close to being sexy
Guys will pm me compliments and comments but are too chicken shit to post them
That I created the phrase slut nugget tonight and I’m a little proud of myself
I’m jaded
People don’t like me and I don’t give a fuck
 
That I can say that "this" bothers me, and you can take it or leave it, I'm ok with it. I won't do something I'm not comfortable doing, or hearing words that are not safe.

I'm also learning some acronyms...
 
temporary challenges living in our temporary world. Just don't worry about things we can't control. Its just not worth it.
 
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I'm happier than I thought I was. I recover quicker than I thought, and saying how I feel about something isn't a crime.

Also, I learned that it's never too late to forgive someone and start over.
 
I'm happier than I thought I was. I recover quicker than I thought, and saying how I feel about something isn't a crime.

Also, I learned that it's never too late to forgive someone and start over.

Good lessons.

Less new lessons and more fixing my focus.
 
That I really don’t like fucktards
I’m jaded
People don’t like me and I don’t give a fuck

These.

Also, that my patience for the dumb and the lazy grows shorter the older I get.

And while I may not be any good at seeing through people's bullshit, I'm not afraid to let them have it when I see it.
 
I do not handle the cold as well as I once did, despite not having lost any substantial weight. Fat dudes are supposed to be better insulated!
 
That I really don’t like fucktards
That if the word “sexy” is in your name you’re in actuality probably not even close to being sexy
Guys will pm me compliments and comments but are too chicken shit to post them
That I created the phrase slut nugget tonight and I’m a little proud of myself
I’m jaded
People don’t like me and I don’t give a fuck

1.if I pm you and say nice things, it’s because I want YOU to know. I don’t care what anyone else thinks.
2. Slut nugget is a gem. It is brilliant, and I may just steal , er, borrow it.
 
That I really don’t like fucktards
That if the word “sexy” is in your name you’re in actuality probably not even close to being sexy
Guys will pm me compliments and comments but are too chicken shit to post them
That I created the phrase slut nugget tonight and I’m a little proud of myself
I’m jaded
People don’t like me and I don’t give a fuck

What makes this even better, is when they comment publicly to others, but only privately to you, like some dirty little secret slut. :rolleyes:
 
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