What have you learned from porn?

[Glorygirl78]

Pornography has lied to me!
I went to dinner at a nice pizza restaurant tonight. When I went to the restroom, there was a very pretty young lady in there cleaning. And She Just Left!
She didn't even TRY to have sex with me.
I'm beginning to wonder if all those porn scenarios were really realistic.

She must be watching the wrong porn

 

[yukonnights]

Pornography has lied to me!
I went to dinner at a nice pizza restaurant tonight. When I went to the restroom, there was a very pretty young lady in there cleaning. And She Just Left!
She didn't even TRY to have sex with me.
I'm beginning to wonder if all those porn scenarios were really realistic.

Don't even start casting doubts now — this is hallowed ground were discussing here. Just accept, and admit, that you went to the wrong pizza joint

 

[thør]

Don't even start casting doubts now — this is hallowed ground were discussing here. Just accept, and admit, that you went to the wrong pizza joint

Indeed! Next time order delivery.

 

[Tremuzatu]

I think porn really changed my life. First of all, I learned how beautiful and sexy it is. It made me feel more feminine and also gave me confidence. It also helped me understand the things that make me happy and make me smile. I also learned that men can be very sexy and attractive when they want to be. I am more attracted to mature men in porn. They know how to make their partner feel good. And they're never shy about their bodies. They don't try to look attractive, and they're not afraid to show their body. I think porn helps men and women improve their sex skills.

 

[great lover]

Indeed! Next time order delivery.

Yes, I can vouch for this. I used to deliver pizza about 12 years ago. I got laid just 1 time.

 

[sally_sparrow]

The Amazon position.

 

[great lover]

I learned that even if you can't act or deliver dialog, you could always get a role in a movie.

 

[ericalauren]

I haven't watched porn in years. I don't believe in stealing from sex workers, and I cannot afford to buy it, so... That being said, I love to read erotica.

 

[rae121452]

don't make funny faces during sex if anyone else can see you. also, avoid toupees.

 

[water_moutina]

I've learnt never to get stuck under the bed. If you do then your stepson is gonna fuck you from behind

 

[peekingone]

I've learnt never to get stuck under the bed. If you do then your stepson is gonna fuck you from behind

LOL ..... Some of your responses are priceless

 

[oneblueye]

hey...

I have learned that women are NOT the only one who can't read a ruler.

 

[Jacques_Corbin]

The market is so saturated with performers, and customers are so desensitized, that the performers do more and more outrageous things just to stay relevant. The effect Covid has had on strip clubs hasn't helped either.

 

[Inbef]

Anal sex is never messy. Anal virgins take the biggest cocks.

 

[NaughtyPartyGirl]

Guys I've dated will never be porn stars.

 

[Minalick]

don't make funny faces during sex if anyone else can see you. also, avoid toupees.

Lol …very true

 

[PapaRomantic]

Anal sex is never messy. Anal virgins take the biggest cocks.

Also anal sex requires no prep time, and in most videos, no lube at all. Just spread those cheeks and ram it in, and your girl (or guy) will love you for it.

 

[sally_sparrow]

Step siblings are always DTF.

 

[BiWifeMyrtleBeach]

Kind of like the Hallmark channel. They can be interesting to watch, but basically the same basic storyline, just told different ways.

 

[NC_Coastal]

If my wife asks the boy next door to oil her back by the pool, he's going to fuck her in the ass.

 

[Chernosoth]

"I mean..." may be a California thing. I hear it whenever there is awkwardly improvised dialogue.

 

[BunniMaddie]

I would say the main thing is that is has introduced me to things I would have never even considered normally as exciting and sexual.

 

[stickygirl]

I think there's much more to unlearn from porn. Maybe that it's possible to fit a human hand inside another person's orifice, because I'd only seen vets do it to cows before that. I remember watching the video a couple of times trying to see if the woman doing it was an amputee or if it was trick photography. Then, as now, I think 'why would you do that?' Baffling.

 

[XOHugz]

I think there's much more to unlearn from porn. Maybe that it's possible to fit a human hand inside another person's orifice, because I'd only seen vets do it to cows before that. I remember watching the video a couple of times trying to see if the woman doing it was an amputee or if it was trick photography. Then, as now, I think 'why would you do that?' Baffling.

There is a lot of truth to porn being very deceptive in what it shows you. It has given me quite a few naughty ideas and goals however just using more real world means to carry them out.

 

[zoso682001]

I've learned that most of the women I've fucked aren't that vocal .