What have you learned from porn?

[FGB]

If you fuck it long enough with the right foreplay, they CUM.
Properly done... several times.

 

[TallMan69]

Guys will sometimes leave tennis shoes on for traction.

Women like to leave on jewelry and have fully made faces to look glamorous during sex.

Surprisingly, walking in on one’s significant other fucking someone often leads to a hot threesome. There are no crimes of passion because of the newly discovered love triangle.

Women like to pat their sensitive clits with two fingers like a drum.

 

[MrRandyWatson]

That a man can get whipped and not even flinch.

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

I think there's much more to unlearn from porn. Maybe that it's possible to fit a human hand inside another person's orifice, because I'd only seen vets do it to cows before that. I remember watching the video a couple of times trying to see if the woman doing it was an amputee or if it was trick photography. Then, as now, I think 'why would you do that?' Baffling.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Hold my beer

You were "just thinking about rimjobs" and you live in Missouri 'MISERY" and COVID didn't snarl you into a ball of nothingness, wow.

Don't you make this thread every 12 months?

Why do you bring 45 into every fucking convo, AJ?

 

[Tedfkats]

Vintage porn (70's) seemed more real than the disgusting stuff made today. The women were natural and so sexy. I learned the beautiful variety of women's bodies (and men's ((no homo))). Every breast shape is different, every nipple, every pussy. The pubic hair color, and the way it grows in. The sounds women make when fucking, or sucking, or cumming are all so unique. It made me realize that sexually women are like snowflakes, in that they are all beautifully unique. I carry that curiosity with me to this day whenever I see a sexy woman. I wonder what she looks and sounds like, and of the look in her eyes while she is getting fucked.

New porn? I can't even watch it.

 

[Justhappytobealive]

I have found that my left hand grip is tighter than my right hand….

 

[BakedbytheBay]

Porn had taught me that its not about the size of the boat in the drive-way, because they just rent those properties.

 

[Nicefella]

Babysitters are incredibly suggestible young women who are constantly seeking sexual instruction.

And stepmothers are always willing to help their stepsons understand the joys of sex.

And there are a lot of neighborhoods (not mine but others) with pining, starved mothers and grandmothers and aunts who simply want to be sexually healed.

 

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[Rob_Royale]

That Italians love mysterious lighting in any situation.

 

[islandman]

I've learned that if I can't cum at least a cup of man-juice at a time, then there's clearly something wrong with my pee-pee.

Thankfully, I got an implant and now she's forever in danger of drowning on dry land.

 

[Nicefella]

I just learned that if you turn a woman on just enough she will open up a can of whoopass squirt that would put most peeing men to shame!

 

[Nicefella]

That Italians love mysterious lighting in any situation.

I also learned that Italians = Rocco Siffredi only. There are no other Italian men in porn.

 

[Noor]

I find porn kind of boring, I’d rather watch people I know if I watched at all. I’m not into watching or being watched myself.
I guess I learned where a lot of men get their ideas of sex and what women want, unfortunately it’s not terribly realistic. Like I know women who can be loud, I can be loud, but never loud like porn. There is a lot of objectification of body parts in porn, mainly of women’s body parts.
To be fair I have seen any porn in at least a couple decades.
There are some erotic movies that are more interesting. Maybe because the characters have an actual personality and there is a decent plot.

 

[live4thebj]

I'm curious to hear what other might say in response to this question. Personally I recall watching a porno that taught me how to masturbate. I also watched a video when I was 20 that starred Seka and she gave another woman fabulous oral pleasure and I just used that as my guide with terrific results.

So, what have you learned from porn or what impact has porn had on your life?

I learned how not to eat pussy. I can count on one hand the amount of videos that show the proper way to go down on a woman.

Also learned I have a mom and especially an incest fetish.

 

[patient1]

Most of the sex in hotel rooms happens atop the blankets, rather than between the sheets.

 

[zoso682001]

Most of the sex in hotel rooms happens atop the blankets, rather than between the sheets.

So the moral of the story is .......turn the blankets down as soon as you enter the room .........I guess

 

[Jeb56]

I’ve learned the music in porn films is awful.

 

[patient1]

So the moral of the story is .......turn the blankets down as soon as you enter the room .........I guess

Well, you could always shine a blacklight on the blankets to see how clean they are, but you probably don't want to know.

 

[Series 6]

I've learned that a lot of people masturbate in their car

 

[John Doe]

I've learned from porn that all pizza delivery people find me too ugly to fuck apparently.

 

[ericrodman101]

I've learned from gay porn that nephews all want to fuck their uncles NOW.

 

[rudrakshpathak]

Teachers really do use grades to get some.

 

[Series 6]

Don't leave step-siblings alone