What irritates you?

You may try reading the oath you take when you become an American citizen.

Pertinent part here:"I hereby declare, on oath, that I absolutely and entirely renounce and abjure all allegiance and fidelity to any foreign prince, potentate, state, or sovereignty of whom or which I have heretofore been a subject or citizen.

Link to entire oath.

http://www.uscis.gov/portal/site/us...toid=931696981298d010VgnVCM10000048f3d6a1RCRD

I've read the oath. It isn't possible for an oath to change the feelings I feel deep inside and it cannot change which country I identify with. It also can't take away my German citizenship.
 
The way the bed squeaks during sex because we need a new bedframe, causing the bitch next door to knock on the wall EVERY time. Talk about a turn off.

The bitches next door who knock on the wall for any reason; squeaky bed, cat miaowing, kids shouting playfully, kids crying, me sneezing.

The fiftymillion cats that live next door and poop all over our backyard meaning it stinks and is awful to access in the summer.

People who read things into my words that aren't there, or jump to conclusions.

My itchy, flaky scalp that never seems 'normal' despite the different hair products I've tried on it.
 
I need to add the following:

People who sidle upt to the cash register at the local Kwik-E-Mart like it's a seat at a Vegas blackjack table and want to play scratch off tickets for a couple of hours. While the rest of us wait in line, lest paying for our gas harsh their lucky streak.

When I'm buying Lotto tickets I always find myself behind some odd character who wants to buy 32+ tickets...separately. This is especially irritating considering that most of the time I ONLY WANT TO BUY 3!
 
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