What Is the meaning of Life?

Kitten Eyes said:
Tool belts and tight jeans on a terrific ass.

Either the above....or....flannel shirt (with rolled up sleeves), suspenders, jeans, hiking boots! Yummy! Oh and maybe a day without shaving the beard.....you know when it's scratchy? AWWWW life is GOOD!
 
Hey I saw that B4

Back in 1988..

It had DU-COCK-IS under the..er...cock and BUSH under..the er..bush.

Was referring to the Presidential election...
 
The answer to the meaning of life is.....

............42

I thought everyone knew that!

(See Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy," if you don't believe me!)
 
42

and i have special attachments for my power tools
whrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
 
For some reason the first thing that came to my mind when I saw the question: "Meaning of life?" Was "Anal probes..."
*Shrug*
 
This is God Projecting through J to answer what is the Meaning of Life

This is GOD projecting through that bastard known as Phoenix: The meaning of life. For the love of uhmm....me. Why is it that everyone always asks that bloody question?? Why can't they ask something important like "how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsy Roll Center of a Tootsy Pop" or " why is it so damn hard to walk with Boner" no no they have to go back to the meaning of life.

Why always ask for the meaning of life? Hell the best part of life is to go through it no questions asked. I say why worry about a meaning with you can worry about what do next with life. It is sort of like what is the meaning of freaking roller coaster. Who cares just get on the damn thing, enjoy the ride and don't puke on my shoes when you get off.

Ok dammit I see you are not going to leave me alone till I tell you. Here is where the endless drama stopped. Uh huh after this no more questions and if you did not get it the first time well then you are simply SOL.

The meaning of life is..................(J give me a drumroll please).................................................. Fun!!!! Yup the meaning of life is to have fun. Go out get shitfaced, have an orgy, use the whips, chains, hancuffs and if you are really nasty the saftety gear. Just do whatever because life is too short to ask these silly ass questions. There it is straight from the voice of God. Now if you will excuse I have threesome to attend to with Marilyn Monroe and Pamela Lee.

(J: Waitaminute God, Pamela Lee ain't dead
God: Have you seen VIP lately
J: HMMM good point you win)
 
Ravenloft said:
For some reason the first thing that came to my mind when I saw the question: "Meaning of life?" Was "Anal probes..."
*Shrug*




Bend over love!
 
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