What is the naughtiest thing you've done sexually?

[NeonSubtlety]

What a bump.

This thread makes me feel so inexperienced.

 

[seetheartinme]

Had sex on the path at a public park in the middle of the day.

 

[Jaws82]

Had a couple threesomes

 

[ace195008]

Going to a movie with a gf, she has no panties or bra, I remember the movie, don’t laugh, ‘A View to a Kill’ , of course I had rushing fingers and roaming hands, she loved it, so did i

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Fingered a girl while she gave me a handjob in a hot tub with about a dozen people who were completely unaware. Never met her before, never saw her after. Spring break in Key West.

@AmberLGreen you should probably add @Sinstories to your dirty fucker list!

 

[NC_Coastal]

Screwed our ball girl in the dugout in college. She was the center fielder's girlfriend.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Fucked my husband in the server room at work. During the middle of the work day.

 

[ace195008]

@AmberLGreen you should probably add @Sinstories to your dirty fucker list!

Wow, like to know her take on it, it was a fantasy come true ?

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Wow, like to know her take on it, it was a fantasy come true ?

What do you mean?

My comment was meant to be a joke with amber and teasing my good friend sinstories.

 

[ace195008]

I was ta

What do you mean?

My comment was meant to be a joke with amber and teasing my good friend sinstories.

talking about the lady in the hot tub, I was kidding

 

[Sinstories]

I was ta

talking about the lady in the hot tub, I was kidding

I've always wondered the same. I knew everyone there except her. She was a friend of one of the girls in the group is all I know.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

A married woman

 

[ace195008]

I've always wondered the same. I knew everyone there except her. She was a friend of one of the girls in the group is all I kno

Bj in Kohl’s dressing room

Wow lucky guy

 

[WordsAreErotic]

In college a girl and I hooked up in the lobby of the dorms one night. Somebody had to have seen us, but I have no idea. She was amazing.

 

[MaraschinoCherry]

Fingered a girl while she gave me a handjob in a hot tub with about a dozen people who were completely unaware. Never met her before, never saw her after. Spring break in Key West.

PSA to the ladies. Don’t let anybody do this to you. Instant yeast infection.

 

[mynameisben]

PSA to the ladies. Don’t let anybody do this to you. Instant yeast infection.

Don't use bread sticks for a dildo. Same story.

...plus, they look at you kinda funny at the Olive Garden.


Ben

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Don't use bread sticks for a dildo. Same story.

...plus, they look at you kinda funny at the Olive Garden.


Ben

The only place for a Olive Garden bread stick is in my mouth!

 

[MaraschinoCherry]

Don't use bread sticks for a dildo. Same story.

...plus, they look at you kinda funny at the Olive Garden.


Ben

You clearly do not have a vagina lol

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Now I'm dying for a breadstick... #carbwhore

You and me both lady! You and me both. Keep the Klondike bar, I'd do anything for a garlic breadstick.

 

[mynameisben]

It was on the Ferris Wheel ride with my girlfriend at the county fair. I reached my hand under her skirt and started rubbing the crotch of her white cotton panties the moment the Wheel was set into motion.

When the Wheel stopped, with our car stalled at the very apex, she reached under her skirt and wriggled her way completely out of them. It was really quite a kick to watch her lust dampened panties sail off onto the hot summer's breeze.

Wherever they may have landed, I'll never know. Because by the time they did, I was too busy banging her deep with everything I had, until the Ferris Wheel started its motion up again.

We thought we had gotten away with it. But when the ride operator opened our car door to let us out, he had the world's biggest shit-eating grin on his face. He looked my girlfriend straight in the eye and said, "Enjoy the ride?"

She turned the deepest shade of red I ever have seen. I couldn't stop laughing about it for the rest of the day.


Ben

 

[SherlockianMan]

Sneaky sex in a public lake where other people were within sight.

 

[mynameisben]

You clearly do not have a vagina lol

Your powers of observation just made me blush.

Did I leave my web cam on?


Ben

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

To answer the question -
Today's events are certainly somewhere in the top 3.

I think you're supposed to give details? Asking for a friend. Or for science. Or for a scien-tits. (you can thank me later @water_moutina)

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I had a fuck buddy for a while who finally told me that she was interested in a woman and needed us to stop seeing each other. It wasn't a huge shock, but I was sad. She softened the blow by promising me something - an iron-clad promise. She would give me one last throating blowjob - any time and any place I wanted it in the future. All I had do was call or show up at the door.

It was a "fun" promise, and one I didn't intend on making her pay up on...UNTIL...

One day, while driving home in the evening I happened to recall I was near her townhouse complex. Which made me think of her (It had been about 6-months or more since we last got together)...and her promise. So, on a last-minute impulse, I drove to her complex, parked, and knocked on the door.

She opened the door in her robe and was pretty surprised. I told her I had come for her promise. She smiled brightly and asked, "You remembered that?" To which I responded, where's a good spot - thinking she'd invite me inside.

Only she didn't. She said her "friend" was inside watching TV so we had to do it outside. I walked into the darkness near her front door, but she said it was too public and asked where I parked. We walked to my car and she had me sit on my chair while she knelt.

She took her sweet time throating me, and never paused or stopped as a few cars entered the parking complex and their headlights briefly shone on her as she bobbed up and down quickly.

I did what she always loved - petting her head as I got closer, then gripping her hair with both fists as I forced her to fuck my cock fast and deep until I came.

When she made sure every last drip was swallowed, she simply stood up and said, "Promise fulfilled." I thanked her and we kissed, and then she walked (sauntered really) back to her place and closed the door.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Hmmm…I got a guy off in the bathroom stall while he was at work with just my voice. (virtually)

Had sex in my swimming pool in broad daylight. There was no privacy fence.