What is the naughtiest thing you've done sexually?

[Mattentive]

Seriously considered taking my socks off.

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

PSA to the ladies. Don’t let anybody do this to you. Instant yeast infection.

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

Seriously considered taking my socks off.

She must have been really special.

 

[Mattentive]

She must have been really special.

Alas, she caught Covid and said she couldn't see me any more as she had to quarantine for ten years.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Don't use bread sticks for a dildo. Same story.

...plus, they look at you kinda funny at the Olive Garden.


Ben

Ben the red stuff isn’t marinara in that hole.

 

[Somethingdifferent74]

I ate my previous subs pussy as she sat on my desk at my work office on our "lunch" hour. Then tied her up in a rope harness attaching an anal hook we had gotten, then bent her over my desk.

I undid the harness and removed the anal hook and then took her using a strap on so I could DP her and filled her up.

 

[MaraschinoCherry]

I took a male friend’s virginity. It was the first and only time I missed curfew, many many years ago. I was a good girl…until I wasn’t.

Certainly not the kinkiest thing I’ve ever done, but maybe my favorite naughty thing from my past.

 

[Mrtenant]

I had this one gf that was in gymnastics. She could do naked backflips and land sliding her cooch right down my cock. Perfect insertion every time. It was her thing. We even talked about marriage. Until I caught her flipping on someone else.

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

I have had some "kind of" naughty moments that ended up as "almosts" in terms of naughty sexual activities - I'm a nervous Nellie I guess. I had insanely hot phone sex with a sweet, funny, married couple a few times. We connected on a sexual phone/party line. I told them what to do to each other, and they told me what they would do to me if I was there, and we all had multiple orgasms had ourselves a real hoot. Afterward they would beg me to let them fly me down to their state for a weekend but I could not pull the trigger on that.

I have engaged in masturbation on demand while at the bathroom at work, when a "friend" told me what to do via text. It was super hot but we never hooked up in person.

I've had incredible phone sex with an old friend who is married and visits NYC for work, but meeting up with him will not happen - the idea of actually screwing a married guy is a major turnoff for me, but teasing one is just fabulous.

The fantasy is often better than the reality.

Sometimes even a text or phone thing is better as a text or phone thing.

I have have great online conversations that were super hot but when we tried in real life it just wasn't there. I have also had insanely great real life partners but when we tried text and phone due to distance we couldn't hit each other's buttons.

 

[Trubbycat]

Many many MANY years ago we had a party in our apartment. Some friends arrived with a new acquaintance, a shy girl from Germany whose English was not the best. We struck up a conversation and before I knew it we were making out in my bedroom and she pulled my pants down and blew me, all while dozens of people were milling about. So, maybe she wasn't THAT shy...

 

[NorCalLoki]

Sex in public or where there is an element of risk holds the #1 position in my list of turn-ons. So for me there has been a bucket list of sorts that I have accomplished.

My then girlfriend gave me a BJ in a men's room stall at the local International Car Show when it was in town.

I had sex with my boss on her desk at a certain law enforcement agency during working hours.

My boss let me fuck her with a banana in a network room while two of her coworkers (LEO) where on the other side of the door taking a smoke break.

I received a blow job from my boss in the Chief of Police's office while he was away for a few hours.

I received a blow job on the beach at 2 in the afternoon for my 40th birthday.

I received a blow job in a church parking lot.

I had sex with my boss on her front porch, in plain view, around 9PM at night.

We also had sex in her back yard next to the pool, the risky part was one of her coworkers, a sergeant, lived behind her and was having a huge party in his back yard. The only thing keeping them from seeing us was a row of Italian Cypress trees.

My boss and her coworker (dispatcher) met me at a local beach town over the weekend. On the way back to our respective town she pulled off the highway to give me a BJ in front of the coworker The second time the coworker joined in and masturbated me into my boss's mouth.

My boss and I went to knock off a nooner at lunch at a state park about 7 miles out of town. We bumped uglies in the back of my SUV. To finish she wanted me to cum on her boobs, so I did. Afterwards I hopped out of the back of my SUV and ran around in the field, naked in celebration. Unfortunately there was a Park Ranger parked about 1/3 of a mile away on a hill watching us. After my victory lap he came down to have a little chat with us.

There are many more instances but the above are the most memorable.

 

[4nk8]

See my “just me” thread in am pics. The kitchen roll holder is one of the naughtiest things I’ve done so far

 

[Booboobear84]

See my “just me” thread in am pics. The kitchen roll holder is one of the naughtiest things I’ve done so far

If that is the video,it wouldn't play

 

[TheSearcher51]

Met a guy on pof and we met at a bar/diner. Had lunch then while sitting in a public parking lot I gave him a blow job as he finger fucked me. It was 2 pm in the afternoon. We met a second time he was more fun in his truck than the bedroom.

 

[Trubbycat]

In high school I snuck into my mother's dresser, stole her leather gloves and jerked off with them.

 

[BongoGal]

I don't know how naughty this is, but anyways... A male friend of mine in grad school had a girlfriend I couldn't stand. She couldn't stand me, either, and she thought of me as a threat to her because she thought I had the hots for her boyfriend. I didn't, but he said that she would seethe and complain when he and I would talk. Well, after he and she broke up, he worked up a good deal of hostility for her. Before their breakup, I hadn't said much to him about my dislike for her, but I had no reason to hide it after. I don't remember who thought of it first, but we agreed that it would be hilarious if he and I had sex and she found out. We knew it would piss her off supremely. So, we did it. It was basically a weird one-night stand that only happened out of spite for a third party. Is that naughty? The sex was anti-romantic, but it was amusing and fun*. This hookup of ours became gossip, and it got back to the ex-gf. She didn't publicly flip out, but she was overheard loudly ranting to someone on the phone about it. One funny thing is that I now look back and realize that he and I didn't need to actually do it in order to have had the same effect as just saying we did.

*The details of that oddball tryst may or may not make for a good Lit story. It would wind up in the Erotic Couplings category, I guess, but it might be a better fit in Humor & Satire even though it's non-fiction. There would be yucks from the joking and teasing between the naughty bits.

 

[SPORTZDOK]

Dont know where the 'naughty' bar is these days. A lot more experimenting happening so my licking another guy's cum from some girl's huge tits, at a party, may still rank as naughty. Not being able to tell most anyone I know, makes it Off-The-Chart Naughty!

 

[SPORTZDOK]

Bump...

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

I've done a long list of naughty things, lol...
Gave 3 brothers a blowjob, fucked 2 of the 3... ( Not at the same time )..
Lots of outdoor sex,
3 somes,
Bathroom sex after getting drunk in a bar..
Car sex, oral sex in bar parking lots...

 

[Spongo]

Recording

Recently? I recorded my wife and I having sex....audio only, she doesn't know = and its really hot.

Can we hear?

 

[Tom599]

I've done a long list of naughty things, lol...
Gave 3 brothers a blowjob, fucked 2 of the 3... ( Not at the same time )..
Lots of outdoor sex,
3 somes,
Bathroom sex after getting drunk in a bar..
Car sex, oral sex in bar parking lots...

So sexy

 

[KinkStevens]

Been in a strangers den with 4 tgirl in the dark. Fucked one and made her cum prematurely. Sucked two. Watched by one. And swallowed by one.

 

[sallysparrow23]

I have done a lot of naughty things both with a partner and on my own. The most recent was wearing a plug while getting a tattoo done. I was alone at the appointment but I was sharing the experience with someone throughout the session.

 

[Treeview]

We met a second time he was more fun in his truck than the bedroom.

Ahh...reminds me of my college years pickups. The last bench seat vehicles. Three seatbelts wide for cozy driving

 

[Seadog777]

I had sex with my ex-girlfriends.....BF, step-sister and favorite cousin on 3 consecutive days.